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Birth Control and Dirty Talk
🕑 Added 2020-09-03 03:54:29 +0000 UTCI’ve decided to go off of the pill. I haven’t had the kind of sex that can get me pregnant in a very long time, and I can’t imagine a scenario where that would change in the near future.
I have chronic pain issues from a car accident injury, one of the triggers for the tension headaches I get is my period. Which is a real mother fucking bitch! Because that means a quarter of the time my pain issues are inflamed and I can’t do anything about it. I’ve tried all kinds of things over the years, but one thing I haven’t tried is going off the pill. So here we go.
I don’t want to have any more children, I’m clear on that from a practical standpoint, but I’m also an extremely fertile person. My cycle (when I’m off the pill) is a whole week shorter than the average, meaning I have more opportunities for pregnancy than average. Every time I wanted to get pregnant we achieved our goal on the first try. I know exactly when my children were created. It was romantic as fuck and really sexy. And thus was born my weird romantic impregnation kink. I think it’s biological, my body knows this is the last window. All this to say...
My girlfriend keeps teasing me that she’s gonna knock me up now that I’m off the pill and I...
I can’t stop thinking about it. 😳
In some ways it’s simple. I love her and my breeder brain wants her baby. In the past I’ve been reluctant to dirty talk with partners about it because it felt like we were tempting fate... knowing it’s safe to dirty talk without somehow accidentally witching a baby into my womb makes it okay to say out loud.
So I’ve brought it up in the past but it’s the kind of thing I was too embarrassed to continue to mention to my lesbian “non-kinky” girlfriend. 😬 But now that the topic is on the table she keeps making comments and it makes me fucking dizzy!
Me: Why is that so hot wtf 🙈
Her: Because you want my baby, baby.
Me: ⚡️😳🤯🔥♥️😵
For a not so kinky lesbian she sure runs her fucking mouth some times. It always catches me off guard and makes me blush extra knowing she’s just going on instinct. I love when she catches a kink, sniffs out a weird desire of mine, looks at me sideways and goes “I think you like it...”
Anyway, nature finds a way, so if I get magically pregnant please use these tweets to confirm it was not immaculate conception, it was my hot as fuck butch girlfriend. Thank you.
Comments
Daniel Drew
XD haha. Awww. Lovely : )
Emily Stewart
i've never been anything other than negative about the idea of having kids, but i too have this sort of fantasy sometimes, but it's probably cuz i don't have a uterus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Heart
Oh I agree and I tease her about this ALL THE TIME!!!! In fact there’s a video of us wrestling during the wrestling party and I scream “you kinky fucker” when she sadistically overpowers me and smushes my face into the mat. 😂 I think everyone is kinky in some way, they just don’t realize their interests are niche things that have names and followings.
Cari
I have a theory about Max being "not kinky" and I htink you just proved it with the phrase 'just going on instinct". Maybe she considers herself not kinky because what she likes is just...what she likes, therefore it's not weird or odd. Because from what I've seen, she'd fairly kinky or at least chill with your kink. She's kinky-by-proxy.
Paul Ricciardi
I have a similar situation with getting my wife pregnant. We conceived our first son on our first try and our second son on the second try. Since we were having sex to get pregnant it made it so special.
Heart
Thank you for this confession. It’s so hot!!!!
KinkyCasey
Boop. I 100% share this blushy kink!!!
