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City Elf, with employer
🕑 Added 2020-03-29 00:02:37 +0000 UTCWhen observing City Elves during interactions with Greater Orcs, it's important to note that they are in control of the situation at all times. Acting on their base desires only, Greater Orcs who employ City Elves have no more control over their housekeeper than a barking dog would have over a dogsitter.
"Hildy, baby, I thought I told you that I was stayin' here tonight. Wha'? Oh, don' worry, Grokfang's not naked. He's, like, wearin' a loin cloth! Now go home, baby, Dadd-... um, no, Mr Grokfang's gettin' horny. Hungry, I mean!"
Simplified speech patterns are often used to communicate better with the famously less-intelligent Greater Orcs, as well as brightly coloured clothing and hairstyles. There have been reports that Greater Orcs are using this reputation to coerce City Elves into inappropriate relations, but so far I have seen no evidence of this.
- Excerpt from the journal of famed mythoanthropologist, Hildar Sallowmoon
