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Vol 2, Chapter 3: Crossed Blades
🕑 Added 2021-03-10 16:00:05 +0000 UTCIt was a beautiful night. A cool breeze carried through the trees, as Xiulan raised the hoe again, bringing it down to bite into the earth.
‘What are you trying to learn from this?’
What was she missing?
What profound secret eluded her? She could not comprehend it. What was the purpose of this. What was the advantage? She knew those with powerful wood-aligned Qi could grow entire forests in moments, or complete fields like this one faster than she could blink. Yet he didn’t.
Why? Why wait?
She should be content. She was receiving enough cultivation resources that it was as if she was Master Jin’s favoured Disciple more than her own Sect’s! Especially the “Maple Syrup” they had often. It contained both Fire and Wood Qi. The wood qi was added to her own, without concentration. It filled her reserves, and strengthened her body. It was less effective in a single sitting than the few pills she had consumed, but she could consume it far more often than even a single pill. And quantity had a quality all its own.
Yet it was the fire Qi that astounded her. In consuming it as one did mortal food, it passed from her body without a need for careful monitoring and purging. If she consumed a pill of fire Qi, if she was not extremely careful, it would ignite her own Qi. It had the possibility to burn her cultivation, as fire burns across the grasslands.
She was being largely treated like an honoured guest. She was fed, she was clothed, she was given places to cultivate. Master Jin even drew a bath for her every day, and Senior Sister washed her back! She returned the favour, of course. It was only polite.
Yet she was unsatisfied.
There was a burning hunger for knowledge. For ascension. For a life, lived on her own terms.
When he had offered to teach her how to properly grow the spirit herbs, it had felt like a failure. That she was being assigned a different task, because she was too slow, and too unskilled to comprehend his methods. Animals comprehended what he was doing! Spirit Beasts!
And yet she did not.
She sighed, as she stopped fixing the rows of furrows she had been tasked with building. She eyed the house of Master Jin, and her face flushed. She would be outside tonight. Senior Sister had asked for privacy.
She had to credit Disciple Gou Ren. He may look like a monkey, but he had the cunning of one too, swiftly laying claim to a shack to have a roof over his head.
He had even offered to share it with her, but she refused. He was growing tolerable, as he no longer stared openly at her. But she would not be sharing a roof, especially a roof that small with him. Shared commiserating expressions over how loud Senior Sister’s voice got was one thing. This was another.
She raised the hoe to strike the earth, and paused.
What was she trying to learn from this?
She didn’t know.
She slumped against the fence, and looked up to the waning moon.
‘A little blade of grass, grasping desperately for the heavens she could never reach.’
She froze at the voice, fury filling her veins. Her head snapped up, and she glared at the smug looking cat, licking her paw.
“Begone.” she snarled at the cat. “Do not test me, little one.”
How the damnable little beast had heard that particular insult was beyond her. Her fists clenched at the saying leveled against her Sect.
It hurt because it had truth to it.
The cat scoffed, laying down, and watching her.
Xiulan grabbed the hoe and began again.
How many times had she heard that? Sneering faces, looking down their noses at the Verdant Blade Sect.
If she was honest with herself, sometimes, she thought they were right. She never would reach the heavens in a place like the Azure Hills.
Yet simply striving upon this path was admirable in itself. She knew she was too weak to survive outside this small pond. It was why she had jumped on the opportunity to train under Master Jin.
‘She cannot figure even this out, how disappointing.’ The cat mocked, and it took all of Xiulan’s self control not to throw the hoe at it.
‘You should leave. You are barely tolerated here, interloper. A worthless parasite, flouncing around and dining off our benevolence.’ Tigu purred.
“I am not the one who was kicked out of Master Jin and Senior Sister’s bed.” Xiulan shot back. The cat recoiled, her eyes going wide. “I’ve seen you skulking about and pinning up at the windows.” Tigu hissed angrily, yet Xiulan continued.
“Shall I join them?” She mockingly pondered, purposefully straightening her back and pressing out her chest. “If I asked, I do not think they would deny me your place--”
She jerked her head back. Two strands of brown hair drifted on the breeze, severed by a blade of pure cutting Qi.
Xiulan smiled. The fox ran away from his punishment. The monkey was subdued, and had not offered her a reason to work out some of her stress.
This… this would make her feel much better.
“I will gladly trade pointers with you, little sister.” Xiulan said, a smile coming across her face. The Jade Grass Blades leapt into the air, and floated obediently behind their mistress.
“Come, let us go to the forest, and not disturb Master Jin.”
The cat scoffed but followed, glaring daggers as she purposefully turned her back on the predator.
She was honestly surprised that the Spirit Beast did not pounce upon her then and there. For all her words, the Spirit Beast did seem to have some honour.
They met in a clearing. The cat was seething, while an odd sort of calm settled over Xiulan.
[Five-Fold Blades]
Five disjointed claws made of Qi formed, shards of light and murderous intent.
[Verdant Blade Sword Arts: Six Blades of Grass]
The swords grew and rose like blades of grass, trusting proudly towards heaven.
The Cat’s eyes narrowed at the number of swords.
“It is uncouth to bully the weak.” Xiulan hummed.
Tigu exploded into motion, her form blurring as she struck at Xiulan.
Perhaps, before Sun Ken, before she broke through to the fourth stage, such a strike would have been difficult for Xiulan to counter. Perhaps she might have strained a little Five blades met five blades, and stopped them dead. The sixth sliced up from beneath, forcing Tigu to throw her body out of the way.
“Who was reaching for a heaven they could never grasp?” Xiulan asked. “The first blow is still yours, little sister.”
Xiulan had to admit, the cat was fast. Her bouncing leaps were nearing the level of a movement technique! Tigu had great instincts, and struck with unrelenting ferocity. She was a small target, and leveraged it well, bouncing like a demonic ball from one tree to another.
Xiulan didn’t move, rooting herself, and simply standing with her arms behind her back. Blades of light struck blades of grass, and were rebuffed.
So the cat redoubled her efforts. Her movement increased to a level above her previous. Xiulan actually had to start moving. They sped through the forest, dodging and weaving through trees, yet their blades left not a trace upon their surroundings.
In one exchange, a leaf fell between them, floating between slashing claws, and spinning swords. It touched the ground unmolested, not even the air disturbed along it’s passing.
Tigu was visibly tiring. Her eyes narrowed, and her blades shot out like spears, with enough force to actually halt Xiulan’s own swords, forcing an opening.
Tigu shot through the gap, her eyes gleaming with victory, five more blades forming, ready to strike her.
To Xiulan’s surprise, they were partially blunted. They would hurt, but they were not designed to kill. A little insulting, for the cat to think she would strike true. But it was appreciated. Her return strike would be just as measured.
Two more blades of grass formed, meeting five blades of light. Skill trumped talent.
Xiulan’s palm impacted Tigu’s stomach, throwing the cat backwards, and into a tree. A light blow, mere chastisement.
Tigu sprung back to her feet, and glared. Xiulan raised an eyebrow, and inclined her head.
“A good bout, little sister.” She complemented. The cat would have none of it. Her eyes narrowed.
Tigu hissed angrily. All ten blades of cutting intent formed. Twelve blades of grass rose at their mistress’ command.
They prepared themselves for another bout--
And then, there was presence.
‘Who dares disturb this land’s peace?” Ri Zu’s voice echoed.
Both women froze.
A mighty cock strode from the trees, his eyes focused fully upon them.He nearly glowed under the light of the moon, his bearing resplendent.
‘You might have interrupted the Great Master and The Healing Sage with your roughhousing. Such things are unacceptable.’
“We were trading pointers, First Disciple.” Xiulan declared, clasping her hands in respect. Tigu looked once at Xiulan, and nodded. Bi De observed them, stroking his wattles with one of his wings.
‘The First Disciple begs you allow him to trade pointers with you, then. We are all disciples here.’
Xiulan swallowed. She was not used to being the inferior in these situations. “...Treat us kindly, First Disciple?” She asked.
The rooster raised an eyebrow, studying her a moment. Bi De inclined his head.
Xiulan shared a quick glance with Tigu. The cat nodded.
[Verdant Blade Sword Arts: Sixteen Blades of Grass!]
[Claw Arts: Tenfold Reaping Blades!]
They struck as one.
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Xiulan staggered back to the field and collapsed against the fence post. Tigu flopped beside her. Xiulan was exhausted and sweaty, yet she could not even say her pride had been too badly wounded. Bi De was in the profound realm. Their fate had been sealed the moment he laid eyes upon them.
A clucking laugh echoed out. Bi De alighted in front of them. There was not a feather out of place.
‘The First Disciple declares that was most invigorating.’ Ri Zu said for him.
“Thank you for your pointers, First Disciple.” Xiulan intoned. The cat just snorted.
She sighed, and even exhausted, she rose, and went back to the hoe. She started her work again, trying to comprehend.
There was a cluck. Bi De was gazing at her. Slowly and with great purpose, he pulled back a leg, fixing a furrow that was inexact. There was something there. She watched intently as he did it again.
And then he turned and walked away. Xiulan sighed, frustrated.
“Disciple Xiulan.” Ri Zu said, as Bi De began to leave. “The First Disciple Says ‘Some things cannot be forced. Time is the only way.’’
Xiulan paused, and lowered the hoe again. She staggered over to the post, and sat down beside Tigu. She would not have her answers this night, but she was no longer as frustrated.
The cat gave her a half-hearted glare.
‘You were defeated most embarrassingly.’ The cat told her.
“And you were not?” Xiulan asked back.
The cat hissed.
‘I require a sparring partner.’
Xiulan pondered for a brief moment refusing her, but the cat was good. She just needed more technique.
And when offered the opportunity to kill her… Tigu had pulled her strike, even after their harsh words.
“At night, in the forest.” She agreed.
‘Wait for me, harlot. I will transcend the limitations of this form!’
Xiulan nodded, amused. The cat was very childish. “I look forward to what you look like in your human form. You’ll obviously be as ugly as your personality.” She said agreeably.
The cat glared at her words, and then a strange look crossed over her face.
“My what?” Tigu asked.
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No post tomorrow (Thursday)
For editing purposes.
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Comments
Lettered Wolf
I'm waiting for Jin to accidently teach Xiulan something profound. I hope Tigger doesn't rub off on Xiulan, one Tigger is catty enough for the whole farm.
crownfall
So excited to see more xiulan
bluecoffeejava
Am I the only one suddenly *not* getting these posts in email?
matthew gilley
I think the verdant sect is the sect made up of the cultivators in that region, its just that the area was weak and therefore they had less resources and opportunities to gain power. they have gotten as strong as they could get given there circumstances. Kind of like an amazing artist born in the slums compared to those born to the wealthy. the real difference is that they can't, where Jin chose not too.
Summercat
There is https://discord.gg/uhaV4yWG
Phillip Ingram
Is there no discord for Beware of Chicken? Anyway, I saw this and thought of Big D immediately xD https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/m34k0w/everyone_needs_a_hug/
Adam Rosenberg
I think it's another example of The Xianxia Way vs The Natural Way. The rat was following a traditional path and trying to make himself human, while Bi De is content just to be a rooster. I imagine they won't end up changing
Gremlin Jack
So the Verdant Blade is somewhat like Jin -- choosing to inhabit a small pond rather than risk the sharks in the sea. Explains why their Sect Head seems a lot less haughty than xianxia norms.
Rasmus b.a.
*links chicken attack song*
Amelgar
lol, Big D will go crazy when he finds out he can take a human form
Mrdelta
Thanks for the levels. Just thinking of the shenanigans human form spirit beasts could get into makes me want it closer to Spiritual Realm than Imperial Realm.
ShadeByTheSea
I think they'll get a human form, but not like the rat, he was trying to achieve it early I think.
Alex
The Powerlevels: Initiate’s realm Profound Realm Spiritual Realm Earth Realm Sky Realm Imperial Realm Heavenly Realm There are 5 stages to each realm.
Alex
There was a table that was shown at the end of chapter 16. https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/39408/beware-of-chicken/chapter/616784/chapter-16-commandment
matthew gilley
One of the reasons the hens do not turn, is that it is the will of Jin. You cannot eat the intelligent. He literally feared that they might awaken and leave him without his favorite food
Monus
I think the difference between spirit beast and animal is similar between normal humans and cultivators. The only difference seems to be that some animals just cannot become spirit animals (see Big D's hens)
Monus
No it hasn't as far as I am aware. As far as I can tell there hasn't been much information on Progression for neither humans nor spirit beasts.
Noble Defect
Pal simple cultivation knowledge hasn't even been mentioned in the story.
RottenTangerine
It sounds like a human form could at least be helpful if any of the spirit beasts wished to travel. I don't see them permanently staying human though.
Mrdelta
Has it ever been stated, in this story, at what level of cultivation spirit beasts can develop human forms?
Niraada
Tigger, the ultimate tsundere
Sebastian Osterbrink
Why shouldn't they get a human form at some point? As I understood it that's a question of power and want, but I don't see a reason that makes it impossible
Louis Kasser
This story has me stupidly excited for each update.
Heh. "Your human form". Can't wait to see the expression on her face when she realizes that these are just normal farm animals that will never become human
Seadrake
Casual has reached the great achievement level of his cliff hanger technique. Learning to give one before a day off.
Beeees!
Yaya!!!!
