Torsten Hewson
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52 [Lewd Version]
🕑 Added 2021-02-27 16:01:18 +0000 UTCWe began the next part of the ceremonies. Unlike Meihua’s wedding where there was still a few things to complete beforehand, I already had most things done, including all the seating set up. The only thing that was left was the food.
I had asked for the animals to be slaughtered off the property, if only for Chunky’s sake. There were pigs in this batch, and I didn’t know how he would react. Better safe than sorry. I didn’t want my boy becoming sad. There would be a lot of food, courtesy of the Lord Magistrate. Really, the guy was practically bankrolling the entire wedding feast.
I’d have to get him something to thank him.
The air was still nice and warm, lucky for us, as we were going to be outside all day. But some customs I wasn’t too fond of, considering Meiling and I were going to be stuck on the pavilion for hours. At least we had cushions, but we were to be available at all times.
The bed was brought out from one of the carts, along with the sheets and mattress. Meihua was the one who carried the first piece in, but the rest was carried by Hu Li and Xiulan. It was rather lucky our cultivator friend was there, actually, otherwise it would have taken a team of women to get anything up the stairs. It was a big and sturdy thing, and some of the pillars were too heavy for pregnant Meihua to even try to lift.
I still thought it was weird that the women had to set up the bed. I just really hoped they wouldn’t be checking for blood later. I didn’t remember anything like that from Meihua’s wedding, so we were probably safe from that indignity.
While they were doing that, Meiling and I were treated to a drink.
And then, we were on to the less awkward part of the gift giving tradition. Maybe because this was something I was a bit more familiar with, giving somebody something on their wedding was just something that was done. There was a little bit of squabbling over who got to give us gifts first. It seemed to be between Meihua, Tingfeng and Xiulan. Meihua and Tingfeng were surprisingly standing up to the cultivator, the quite pregnant woman had her arms crossed, and wasn’t budging an inch on her spot. Xiulan actually looked mildly impressed.
“Jin…” Meiling whispered from beside me, “Why do you have that giant rock beside our house?”
“You remember the rock we had our first kiss on?” I asked back.
“Yes? Why--” Her eyes widened as she realised what I was implying. Her jaw dropped, and she looked quickly back and forth between me and the rock.
She opened her mouth to say something, and no words came out. She tried again, and there was nothing. Finally she got out “..you took the rock we first kissed on?”
“Yup.”
Meiling’s face went through several stages. Shock, disbelief, confusion, and finally settled on the “what the hell, Jin” face.
“What the hells, Jin?” She asked, her lips quirking into a smile.
“I like that rock. It's a nice rock. There's also a place in the woods not far from here that has trees in the same arrangement. No need to go out to Verdant Hill to sit on my favourite rock~”
Her face screwed up. We were technically supposed to be calm and dignified here, but she couldn’t help it. She clapped her hand over her mouth as her shoulders heaved with mirth.
Finally, she managed to get control of herself.
“But Jin, if you took the rock here, what are we going to sit on during our trips to Verdant Hill?” She asked, with a faux serious voice.
That was actually a good question. We needed our special rock.
“I’ll find another rock for it. I like this one, and want it here.” I told her.
We both burst into giggles at the sheer absurdity of what I had done. But my Meimei had a fond smile on her face at my antics..
The squabbling over who got to give gifts when seemed to have ended, and surprisingly Meihua and Tingfeng seemed to have won.
“Brother Jin!” Tingfeng called, approaching us. “Some scrolls on mechanical engineering, as I said I would find for you. On water-wheels.”
“Thank you, Brother Tingfeng.” Some people might say it's sad that people from a thousand years “behind” me would be better at this kind of stuff, but hell, I didn’t study it. I just needed how the damn gears went together properly.
Meiling got a silver knife from Meihua. Apparently some medicinal herbs worked better when cut with silver, which was another one of those blatantly magical things that still for some reason caught me off guard.
Xiulan got second place. She eagerly came up, and bowed, proceeding to empty her cart so better present her gifts. “Master Jin, I hope that any of these will please you.” She said. “A Ten Poison Resistance herb. Three peach trees, and two of apple, from the palace gardens of Grass Sea City. The skulls of a Four Poison Serpent, a Reaper Wolf, and the shell of a Wrecker Ball.”
That… was just a big-ass armadillo shell. With spikes, because why not? Honestly, I didn’t know what to do with those.
“A plow.” She said with a flourish, taking off the cover of her bundle. I had to stifle a laugh. I wasn’t expecting that back. Or for Xiulan to take my joke seriously. She too had a knowing smile on. “And these.. These are from a merchant whose life I saved. I mentioned going to a wedding, and he gave me these to give as a gift.”
Xiulan grabbed a bag, and pulled out a lumpy almost sphere.
“He called them earth apples, from Yellow Rock Plateau.”
My eyes focused completely on one of the best wedding gifts I could ever get.
She seemed surprised by my sudden focus on the potato. ”Thank you, Xiulan, those will be very important.”
She stared in incomprehension at the humble spud. “As you say, Master Jin!” She said with a bow, and handed over the precious cargo to me. “This one will reflect upon her fortune!”
The gift-giving continued. Brother Che gave us a set of knives, forged himself. From the big cleavers, to smaller daggers, they all gleamed, and had been forged with passion. The Xong family gave a few really nice leather bags, and a new bow. Uncle Bao, several scrolls on windmills, and another medical scroll. The Feast was theMagistrate’s gift, and a whispered, “I hope our relationship continues. Should you need anything, I am at your service.”
Other things were far more humble. A nice straw hat from one of the villagers. A few small storage containers. Cloth for when we had children. Some even just had rice, or a carved pendant for Meiling.
I appreciated all of them, and thanked each person who came up. I was actually starting to get a little emotional at the gifts. It was... humbling. It was touching. These people were earnestly wishing me well.
They meant it.
I was so very glad that I left the Sect, and came here.
And then.. And then it was time. Meihua came to collect Meiling, as I walked to the altar, and stood alone for several minutes, as Meihua rebraided Meiling’s hair, and wrapped a shawl around her shoulders.
I’m glad that there isn’t much speaking involved for us, because I didn’t trust my voice.
First, we served tea to Xian. Normally, we would be serving tea to our fathers, and grandfathers...but Jin Rou’s gramps was off somewhere, and everybody else was already gone.There was only Xian.
We mostly just listened to the priest, and bowed when instructed.
There was no staring into each other’s eyes. There was no “i do” or kiss.
We bowed three times towards the west, and then it was over.
We were married.
Big D let out a triumphant cry, his voice echoing over the hills as we stood, our fingers entwined. Meiling stared up at me, her face flushed red, and a radiant smile on her face.
Fuck it, theres gonna be a kiss.
The crowd cheered and hollered as I claimed my prize. Meiling didn’t hesitate to kiss back.
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Now, originally, we were supposed to be escorted immediately to the marriage bed, but as the last male of my line, I also had to entertain my guests. So tradition was broken with, thankfully, and I got to enjoy the first night of my own wedding party.
Meimei and I were attached by the hip, and leaning against each other. Our fingers were entwined, and she was holding onto my arm like she thought I was going to disappear.
All around us, family and friends partied. Children chased Chunky through the tables, or threw things for Washy to catch. Peppa was sitting with Xian, my father saying something to her. Big D was on the roof, Rizzo on his back. His eyes were closed, and he looked at peace. Tigger was also on the roof, having a staring contest with Xiulan.
There was some music, but... There needed to be a bit more entertainment.
“Yun Ren!” I called, and he paused from where he was, holding the recording crystal. I gestured for it, and he nodded, pleased.
Really, it was more like a digital camera and a projector than anything. It even had a search function. I fiddled with it, and… Holy crap, Yun Ren took a lot of pictures.
I pressed some of my Qi into it. Haha, time for the wedding slideshow! It would even have my pipa in the background! The banjo like instrument actually sounded pretty good playing one of my favourites. I would never see any Ghibli movies again… but the music stayed with me.
There was a lull, as everybody realised what was going on, turning to look at the pictures projected into the air. Some of them were my own. Chunky and Gou Ren playing hockey. Big D silhouetted against the moon. Washy in his lair. But most were Yun Ren’s. Meiling and Xian smiling at eachother. The people of Hong Yaowu shouting something. Xiulan, a pancake hanging out of her mouth. The girl shouted with outrage at that one, and I started laughing.
Yun Ren’s pictures were good. Really good. He had an eye for this sort of thing. I almost wished I could print them out and hang them up.
Eventually, it ended. Yun Ren was smiling proudly. “You like ‘em?” he asked hopefully.
I handed him back the recording crystal. “Wedding isn’t over yet.” I told him. His eyes brightened, and he eagerly took the recording crystal back.
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But all things end.
We were escorted to the marriage bed. I would have liked to enjoy the party a bit more, but apparently our “duties” were a bit too important.
The leering grins of the people around us told me that we were about to have a “fun” time. Apparently it was customary to make fun of the couple when they were in the room together. At least for family and friends.
“Look at them, trying to get started outside already!” Yao Che bellowed. “That eager are you both?”
Xian sighed, “Ah, where have I gone wrong, to raise such a lustful daughter?”
“Ah, I have a second gift for you, sister.” Meihua said, handing Meiling a scroll.
I caught the title, ‘The Bedroom Arts’ “I’ve read this one already.” Meimei deadpanned, her face a bit red as she shoved the scroll behind her. Meihua made an exaggerated scandalised gasp.
“Jin, be careful not to break her, okay?” Meihua teased. “And remember what I told you to do with your hips, Meimei, men love that.”
“Oh, trust me, there's no chance of him breaking her.” Che ribbed, remembering one of the statues.
Meiling was spectacularly unimpressed, as we both got the cups connected by red string.
Yun Ren’s eyes narrowed, and he leered as he handed me the recording crystal. “Make sure you make a good memory, alright? We can use this as proof that Meimei is a woman, and not a boy pretending!”
Meimei nearly spat out the wine we took, and whipped her head around to glare.
There was laughter and jeering, as we were poked at. It was a pretty lame tradition, but it was kind of funny.
Soon enough, the teasing tapered off, and all that was left was the sounds of people enjoying themselves outside.
“My son.. My daughter… I wish you good fortune.” Xian told us, a soft smile on his face. Meihua kissed Meimei on the forehead. Che slapped a hand onto my back. The Xong brothers nodded. The door shut with an odd finality.
We were alone, sitting on the bed.
We both flopped backwards, our heads side by side.
“...It barely feels real.” Meiling murmured.
“Quite a whirlwind romance, huh?” I asked, amused.
She giggled, and rolled over onto her side, entwining her fingers with mine. “What was that you whispered, at the altar?” she asked me.
Ah, she caught that? I cleared my throat. “An oath. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.”
Meiling’s eyes widened. “I never took you for a poet.” She mused to me.
“I’m just copying somebody else. I’m no wordsmith.” I replied.
Meiling hummed. “To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.” She agreed.
Our lips met. She tasted a bit like wine, and a bit sweet.
Meimei pulled at my arm, and I rolled so she was beneath me.my hand brushed her hair out of her face, and rested on her cheek.
Nervousness, Excitement, arousal. She bit her lip as she looked up at me.
She grabbed the back of my head and pulled me down into her embrace.
It was hungry. It was needy. Meimei wanted this as much as I did. Our tongues dueled as we pressed against each other. At first, I was worried that I would accidentally crush her, but when I tried to pull back a bit, she just pulled harder, pressing as much of her body against mine as she could.
When we finally parted, a thin strand of drool connected our lips. Meimei’s eyes were clouded with lust.
There were no words. I nearly tore off her dress, but it was once her mother’s, so I restrained myself. With shaking fingers, I undid the ties, while she worked on the ones on my own robe. It was frustrating, agonizing over the feeling in my pants. I could probably just flex, and I would rip through the fabric. But I persevered.
Finally, she was revealed to me. Her skin was not jade white. It was lightly tanned, even so soon after winter. The freckles across the bridge of her nose were repeated on her bare arms, and a bit across her chest and the tops of her breasts. Less than a handful, capped by brown nipples. There was slight definition on her arms from working. She was a thin woman, and while she was no hourglass, her hips flared out, creating an absolutely perfect waist.
She looked away, flushing as I took in her body.
“Gods, you’re beautiful.” I told her, cupping her cheek, and making her look at me. Her own hand was brought up to rest on my own. She bit her lip.
“Even with the freckles?” she asked, looking to the side.
“The freckles are the best part.” I declared, my voice full of passion. Freckles were the best part.
Her lips quirked into a smile. I pulled off my own robe, leaving only a loincloth. There was rustling, as Miemei took off the last of her clothes, tossing them to the side.
I turned to her, and she bit her lip as she took in my own form. Our arms reached out. Her fingers dragged along my muscles, trailing down my chest.
“Do we have any more wine? She asked in jest, her hands shaking a little. I laughed. She leaned forwards, and pressed a kiss to my pectoral, and she started kissing up my body. Light points of contact, up and onto my neck. I shivered, as she came to rest there, her face pressing into my neck, and breathing in contentedly as I ran my hands down her bare, wonderfully smooth back. I pressed a kiss to her head, and we just held each other.
She took a breath, and she pulled me back down so I was again on top of her. It was my turn to kiss, though I went down. First her lips, then her cheek, to her neck, and her collarbone, onto her breast, where I found my prize.
She gasped as I pressed a kiss to her hard nipple, and she let out a giggle. “That tickles!” she objected, her hands coming to rest on my head and keep me there. The lisses turned to licks, and she started squirming underneath me, rolling her hips.
My unoccupied hand reached down, and touched engorged, sodden lips. Meimei gasped again, a breathy ‘anh!’ escaping her. I could hear her heart hammering in her chest from my position. I slowly ran my finger up and down her slit, and her breathing sped up. I teased her, gently probing the lubricated entrance, my finger starting to push into her folds.
“Jin…” she whispered, and I raised my head. “Please.” That was all I needed to hear. My loincloth came away, and I leaned over her. She was looking directly into my eyes.
“I love you.” she said.
“I love you too.” I whispered back.
She tensed, as I positioned myself. My first attempt to enter her was a failure, instead I missed, sliding up along her.
We both let out barks of laughter at the failed start, meimei leaning back and covering her mouth. Some of the tension drained out of her. Our lips met, and I tried again.
It was tight. It was ridiculously tight. Meimei gasped as I entered her. Slowly, as not to hurt her, spreading her open inch by inch, until I hit a barrier. There was a brief pause.
Our kisses were nearly frantic. I grabbed her hips, and pushed forwards. She grunted, and whined into my mouth as I pushed past the block. She stopped kissing me for a moment, and bit her lip, tears starting to form in her eyes.
I sat up, and took her with me, holding her against my body.
She took deep breaths as I cradled her. Her frantic breathing evened out, and her thundering heartbeat slowed.
She smiled up at me, and nodded her head.
“Are you sure?”
“It doesn’t hurt anymore.” she insisted, wrapping her hands around my neck and leaning back.
My hands went to her hips, and I slowly pushed the rest of the way inside her, until the hilt. Instead of wincing, or crying out, she took another breath, one of the hands coming from the back of my neck to rest on her stomach.
I slowly pulled out, and thrust forwards again, running along heated, slight flesh. An urge to just grab her and thrust with abandon took me, and I bit my lip to not do that. Instead I went slowly. My thrusts were interspersed with kisses, as my wife gasped, and started trying to roll her hips back to meet my thrusts. It was hit and miss at first, but slowly, our breathing synchronised, and so did our movements. The pressure built as I moved, Meimei’s breathy gasps pushing me onwards. Our hands met above her head, our fingers entwining.
It wasn’t very long until I could hold out no longer. My body shuddered as my hips jerked, and I buried myself inside her. Meimei let out a moan of her own as my seed filled her. Her legs shook, and her hands clenched.
I felt… perfect. Like I was whole. Like there was a piece I didn’t even know I was missing suddenly slotted into place.
I collapsed on top of her, one of my hands going behind her head, while both of her arms wrapped around my back.
Our hearts hammered away. Meimei stared up at me, her eyes full of affection. Her amethyst eyes seemed to sparkle like gemstones. Our lips met. I rolled onto my side, so I wasn’t crushing her anymore. But we were still connected. Her head rested under my chin, and her breath tickled my neck.
“Jin….how many children do you want?” she asked.
I kissed her forehead.
“At least two.” I said, hopefully.
”mm. Two is a good number.” Meimei yawned. I was feeling incredibly tired as well, for some reason. I at least had the presence of mind to grab a damp cloth that was beside the bed. We cleaned up, and I still felt incredibly drained.
“Good night, my husband.” Meimei whispered.
“Good night, Meimei.” I whispered back.
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Bi De sat, under the light of the Crescent Moon. Today had been a good day. Sister Ri Zu had returned to them. The people had given the Great Master proper supplication. He had taken the Great Healing Sage into his household. His radiance was magnified ten-fold with the Great Master’s “bow tie”.
But most importantly of all, the land was well, and truly awake. Instead of being turned inwards, he could feel the energy flowing, the land’s attention ghosting over flowers, and into trees. It was warm, and inquisitive.
He stood sentinel, gazing out under the sublime beauty of Fa Ram, when he felt the energy of His Great Master stir.
Oh, he thought, oh my. Sister Ri Zu squeaked from on top of his back. Tigu started, looking around in confusion.
The Qi of two separate beings mingled. The lesser was not snuffed out. The greater was undiminished. Both were calm, kind, and gentle. Nurturing.
The energy of the land shuddered, as another connected to it. The trees seemed to perk up. The grass waved in an invisible breeze. Yin joined Yang.
The land sighed in contented wholeness.
Two hearts beat at the same time. Two souls pulsed to the same rhythm. Yet both were unique. Working together, for a goal beyond his understanding. Bi De observed the changes in the world, and was content.
Comments
Lettered Wolf
I enjoyed this and am happy they stayed true to their goofy selves in the bed room. Also Bi De's focus on how great this clothes make him is priceless. Serious question though, is this the first chapter of content that is different than on royalroad or are there others?
Saaski
Here’s a video explaining the hymen; https://youtu.be/nUjq60Gskkw And here is an image https://images.app.goo.gl/icX7hQSDzXtpYModA
Saaski
That’s not how a woman’s hymen works. It’s not halfway down the vaginal hole. It’s literally just the skin around the entrance. Also speaking as a women, a little more foreplay would have been nice. (Though I’m used to authors not doing that) Otherwise, good chapter. Really enjoyed seeing the wedding celebration, thank you.
Iezu
That wasn't as lewd as I thought. It was the perfect amount. Not too much Details to make it porn (like a lot of authors do). Just enough to get the passion across. I like it, good job :-)
Stephen
Also a good chapter, good idea to split the lewd part into a separate chapter since it's not for everyone, without diminishing the stories quality for those who do enjoy it.
