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Company gains
🕑 Added 2024-05-11 03:55:34 +0000 UTCfollow-up to last week's one. Patreon weekly, May 2/4. Leave suggestions in the replies ^^
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Sir_Sqwanch
That company’s assets sure are skyrocketing!!!
Apscondo
I bet all that mass would do well to intimidate any business rivals. Anyone trying to talk to him directly just gets steadily crowded out by his ever encroaching gut.
Arthur Dent
Somehow he has convinced himself that his company's performance is tied to his weight. Is it real? Who knows. But he keeps making himself fatter and he hasn't been proven wrong yet!
Long_1989
I want to nestle up under that jacket between his moobs
