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EARLY AND AD-FREE: The Arctic Shipwreck Disaster of 1854 | Episode 62
🕑 Added 2023-12-04 23:20:31 +0000 UTCIt’s been a while since we did an episode with such cartoonish levels of bloodshed and awful behaviour. No joke. This is next level inhumane nonsense here, folks.
On today’s episode: We’ll see what happens to the body after spinning around an ocean-going paddle wheel, we’ll see how much woman and children were worth in a disaster before the 1900s, and you’ll find out how bizarre it feels to be stabbed while presumedly waiting to sexually assault drowning victims.
And because you’re listening on Patreon, you also learn how not to become a scurvy-riddled corpse, you’ll hear about the drunk driving death of the most isolated tree on Earth, we’ll see how many maggots or worms it would take to press into a porterhouse steak, we’ll discuss the worst, most blood-soaked maritime shipboard punishments, and we’ll even cover the tragicomic clown show that was the Costa Concordia crash of 2005.
I’ve said more than a thing or two here that might give you pause - but let me also tell you, by the time this thing is done, there’s gonna be a parade! Also, I shout out a bunch of new Patreon supporters, but I want to remind you all that there is more than enough room in my heart for all of you. I love and appreciate you all. Enjoy!
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Elin Stenqvist
What's the music starting at 6:45? I know it so well, but I just can't remember what's it's called.
Btw, speaking of Spotify, I believe Patreon now allows you to make your bonus content available to subscribers on Spotify. I'd love it if you could make that happen! Unfortunately, I still use the ever devolving Alexa around my house to listen to Spotify, but sadly I can't do that with the bonus content on here. No worries if it's too much trouble or Patreon charges you for the perk or something, just a suggestion! I'm not going anywhere either way!
I think I've listened to every episode at least 2-3 times so far on Spotify, but now I get to do another lap through all of your glorious content to hear the bonus content! 😀 (is it just me or does the Patreon version of that smiley face look like it's got a shiv waiting for you behind its back?)
