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Ep. 140 Premium - midsmoker34 edition [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2024-03-21 21:20:13 +0000 UTC

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bigsleep

“let’s get u some disciples”

carpetburns

Language art and social studies are warm colors like red orange and yellow. I prefer yellow for the social studies but it’s really all interchangeable. Math and science are cool colors because logical subjects using hard numbers and evidence. Science has to be green because goo and slime and beakers and such so it makes sense. That leaves you with blue and maybe purple depending on what you have leftover and I think blue for math makes the most sense if you use this school of thought.

f0x

you never see them get the worms off

Jiren Joestar

Math is red, English is green and science is purple

Anderson Stuart

folders: science=green history=black math= blue english = whatever u have left

IansPoorChoices

Albert Camus actually thought suiscide was the cowards way out of the absurd world. Camus thought living like Sisyphus was the real way to live. As funny as it was, Camus did not like killing yourself for the bit, in fact he advocated against it

Alex Phillips

Math is red cause it sucks

Skiddly Winks

I'm from AZ and Alex is so fucking correct about math being red.

Zachary Davidson

Wow I'm from NC. I def had red maths

The Dreamer & His Shadow

It so wild to be writing my thesis about Absurdism and Slime drops the wacky Camus reference. Time is a flat circle

Jacob Linthwaite

25:22 bell curve

Raymond Martinez

I was so spooked when I saw a different man in Ludwig’s chair, but then I found out it’s funny uncle Alex

Patches

Somehow, someway, I started the first 5 minutes of this weeks ago not knowing who Alex was. For past week or so he's been all over my tiktok. I was not familiar with his game, got familiar, and now I'm like: oh shit I know that guy

Jacob

Slimes first good take science is green and math is blue based

jai

math is 100% red

Daniel

MATH IS RED!!! Finally a sane person on the podcast

iggy

went over to a guys house in 2023 and i was super in to him but he made me watch pick of destiny and look i love tenacious d but what the fuck

Daniel

Can you imagine falling out of a plane at altitude? With a child in your arms? What the fuck do you even say?

Hayden

Colorado’s changed now everyone wants to start a band or be a rapper; between me and my greater friend group we got three punk bands two rappers and like three producers. Still the skiing part tho. And most people ain’t lame they either wack or basic af. Or they make voting red their entire personality and are like cringe and unfunny

Shibby

It’s a reference to Scary Movie 3, they argue how the term “he woke up dead” doesn’t make sense

Nick McLawhorn

In Eastern NC we called it nuggeting

Nick McLawhorn

As a North Carolinian, this is correct.

Nathan Alexander Howell

Sanchovies mentioned??

Brit Ditch

Need to know

serendipitous goatsie

alex unfollowed me on twit when he blew up but it’s okay i dont mind

BrandoBobando

Real “guy with a Luffy smoking a blunt pfp” behaviour

BrandoBobando

Sadge

Travis

alexsmokesmid is peak nahmsayin

JMSC

As a black person from Denver….yea…yea it’s like that

Casey Reed

This guy is gold

Ryan Bentley

Damn

Althea

Airbus killed that guy to implicate boeing

Brad

I went into the ditch listening to this episode. I’m not kidding, it was 8am and I did not make it to work.

Rhett Richmond

Alex is like the definition of a dope ass viber

Adrian Dupre

The lamest thing about Nick is that his discord pfp is himself.

Thothrax

I'm once again taking the time to say that what Nick's school called "Burritoing" we called "Turtling", which allowed for the infamous "Sea Turtle" variant, where you'd flip the backpack inside out, open their water bottle, and dump the whole thing inside before zipping it up. We did not play around

Jbnicolo

Red for math is actually the correct answer based on green science

Sel

Omg Slime's friend has the ultimate "so a horse walks into a bar" joke ever. That's fucking crazy. (I 100% typed this seconds before slime also mentioned he passed from OD. RIP)

cool guy

he deserves a main channel ep

D

Alex is such a chiller that he made this my favorite premo ever

Hayden Childes

This is my favorite yard episode

WildMan

Alex wanting to be a memorable gas station actor reminded me of the skate shop employee in the movie Grind. I'll never forget about that guy absolutely acing his 60 second segment.

Isaac Johnson

ALEX THE GOAT HOLY SHIT

SgtSlime

id love some more alex on, funny dude. i remember following him and sanch on twitter a long time ago, seeing them both get into streaming is great

Fernando

SoCal boy growing up… Red: Math Blue: English Green: Science Yellow/Black/Purple: Social Studies/History

Gourd

I gotta agree with Mr Man here, even if he’s being a bit antagonistic (you’re being wayyyy more antagonistic than him tho). To say they “100% killed that guy” given the very limited circumstantial evidence we’ve got is a real leap in logic. Does it look suspicious? Sure. Could it be that Boeing did kill him? Absolutely. But to speak with such certainties while only know such a limited amount of info is just dangerous. Even though it’s easy and fun to hate on and accuse the multi-billion dollar company, making suck leaps in judgement just because something “seems” a certain way is exactly what gets people to believe the very conspiracy theories we like to make fun of.

C0RA

The fuck ass bob line killed me

Pepperpickler

I turned around for a second, and the next I see cillian murphy....

Thomps

genuinely one of my favorite guest episodes ever alex was hilarious

Kyle S

Alex was an awesome guest, great vibes and humor

Jacob McIntosh

never knew i needed the alex and yard crossover ep

Nathan Henderson

kub

4 minutes in and Alex waved to someone on the phone. i love this guy

Mia Judkins

toy bolton ass hair cut...

JuneMug

Back in the MW2 “1v1 me” days I remember this rando kid was talking shit, and I came back with some mean specific shit about his upbringing and he immediately went quiet. Everyone was popping off so I kept going and he eventually went “ok bro enough”. I went from feeling cool in front of my friends to feeling like the biggest pos ever. I still feel bad to this day. Wherever you are i’m still sorry.

JuneMug

it’s a reference to the Joe Rogan podcast his zipper is called Jamie

Joe

Megadeath had a song called “Wake up Dead” so you’re on the right track

beepboop

red for math, blue for english, green for science and history is whatever color is left over

Andrew Hawthorne

Jone Rogan's producer

ditochi

6:19, who's jamie??

Brandon Lian

In RI we called that burrito prank nuggeting.... I think we are just a little slow/different in the small state

Benjamin G

The wake up at 4:30 put the damn carhartts on and warm up the car hit a little close to home Can’t wait to come home, rip a cart and play some cod (but it’s ultimate)

James Randall

THATS HOW A BOND WORKS??

The Guap Doctor

Nah bro physics red math blue

thestep

Im from NC and can confirm that red is indeed for math

Jadenity

Yo Alex was so funny, this is one of the best primos yet

Jabronsky

Smokes mid, spits gas.

Shaughn

On god for the first 10 mins I thought it was still lud he just didn’t do his hair

Mr. Man

Lmao surprised people like you actually watch the yard cause although they make jokes about believing this stuff, you ACTUALLY do. It's pretty embarrassing and you are the kind of people they make fun of. You might be socially enept enough to not even realize that though and you instead carry on thinking the world is one big conspiracy and that you're such a genius for seeing through it all.

Chase

When I was a sophomore our seniors brought cows into the school and led them upstairs. Cows are obviously really heavy and don’t like to walk back down stairs once they’ve climbed them. So much shit in one hallway

Sleeepy

Who is the Smite pro that Nick is friends with?

Johl

Never said he was depressed just said it's not impossible though I would personally doubt it. Learn to read you fucking illiterate moron.

Mr. Man

“Yeah this guy was depressed but no fricken way he could’ve killed himself” do you hear yourself?

Brendan tran

How has nobody explained how bail works after hearing this lol Bail: Completely refundable - a way to incentivize bailed inmates to come back for their court date + an extra punitive measure if you skip Bail Bondsman: The guy who pays your bail *for* a non-refundable fee of typically 10%. Then if you skip, they'll come haul you to jail and get the bail back and obviously keep the 10% you paid them up front. This is who bounty hunters are usually. So if Nick went to jail for being awkward at the circle/cracks under that pressure and needs a 100k bail, he'd tell me to call his bondsman and give him 10k. Then when Nick shows up to court, the bondsman gets his shit back and we stay out the 10 g's

Adam garrison

Good time to buy Boeing stock I think

Edvin Kadric

alex is dope

Tyler Patato

It’s kinda cool hearing Wenatchee wa. My dads the port commissioner for that airport since 1986

Damien Collins

Alex is hilarious

Johl

Bro you obviously haven't even read up on the situation stop yapping those fucking lips. Like sure maybe he was depressed but timing wise and given context it's not unrealistic for it to have been a hit. Big companies have done this shit in the past and even admitted to it. Corporate warfare is a bitch.

Mr. Man

Or maybe he was already at his whits end in life and had nothing else to lose so he makes one final big stink with whistleblowing and kills himself. Genuinely thinking like this and believing conspiracies like this puts you on the same level as Facebook conservatives talking about 9/11 being a hoax because "nothing else makes sense."

Brennan Thomson

Free Palestine aint that the guy who brought Anakin to the dark side?

Alex Musselman

Hey folks, I didn’t wanna comment on the main channel but I actually work for the Saab group and I’m currently working in the Middle East, about 7k miles from our home office in NY. Feel free to shoot me any questions if you’d like to know more about our programs, most of it is public info and quite interesting!

Aaron Reyes

You’re telling me that’s not Ludwig?! That kinda really sounds like him

Stonefaced Ogre

Alex describing Denver guys hurt so bad because that's half me and half my brother...

Jabug_

I gonna listen to this one again :)

Johl

In all seriousness I do see where he's coming from but they 100% killed that guy cause he had like no clear reason to kill himself especially at this point. And with the knowledge that the Boeing lawyers asked him to stay an extra day when he was going to go home and that's literally the day he died. Feels a bit damning.