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Nick's Advice Show (Starring: Slime) #92 [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2024-03-20 09:25:09 +0000 UTC

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daytuhn

great ep

Swaglord07

quite literally had an identical first time experience as slime did. i wanted to have a romantic bath with a black and decker toaster

BrandoBobando

Absolutely smeared

JMSC

Slime looking into the camera to say “girlie pop” is really important to me as a girlie pop. Felt seen

CJ Bingman

the fucking silence after “i could not get it in” 😭

Rina

The vibes were so good in this ep, probably one of my favourite advice shows so far :)

Deepto Chatterjee

WAIT EXEXGIRLFRIEND IS BLAIRE BENZEL??? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WHOLE TIME. I fucking love Good Game so much that's fucking insane

NoGamer5124

i had very similar first experience, it was mostly bc i would blindly put it in and hope for the best (had literal no idea where the hole was and was too scared to ask) comes w experience my man, lubrication/foreplay is more important than you think

The Yard

everyone already knows this

The Yard

thanks for clarification, glad to hear it inspired confidence in you. we go next, lord - nick

Joaq

Wishing the best for you bro. If it helps during my first time I busted the second I tried to put it in lol.

mia

love the old comedians tangent every time

Ethan Preston

You should do the matrix as a dcom id love to hear your live commentary

Jaxx

Hey man, things will always be weird. Just don’t dwell on them or force them to not be weird because it’ll only be worse. Keep trucking, the first time sucks for everyone

Michael Sgrizzi

Banger episode

Will Roberts

Mortal Kombat does have Beastialities, but they’re called Animalities. Scorpion turns into a penguin and lays and explosive egg.

Splingo

Okay so I'm the guy from the second question and I feel like I should clarify some things. It wasn't that I couldn't get it up, and I don't have a micro penis, it's just average. She did mention that she was tight (although she could have just said that to make me feel better I guess), and we definitely didn't do enough foreplay beforehand. Also, I had no idea what I was doing lmao. Anyway, things ended up not working out between us for a completely different reason, but we ended things pretty maturely and I think we both handled it well. I appreciate the advice and I feel pretty reassured about the whole experience. I think I'll just look back at it as a funny experience and I feel pretty confident moving forward. Like Slime said, I'll just "go next."

Brad Allen

please I'm fucking begging you watch 8 mile and act like its a dcom

Matthew Morrison

Nick screaming into the mic never gets old

Ricardo Martinez

nick had a great solo idea

duwapkainefan

going to the naked kids store and shaking my head so everyone knows i disagree

Keegan McClanahan

the dimitri martin stray was important to me

Saylah Alvarado

i’ve experienced the same “couldn’t get it in” but from the girls pov (in my case) it was the guys “fault”. But also you should never feel bad about embarrassing sexual experiences promise someone else has done worse 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Alserex

Me and Slime had the same first time w/ a girl pretty much verbatim and it fucked me up for a while afterwards until I sat down with myself and realized that it was actually okay to have a cringe first experience.