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Ep. 184 Premium - she got that innocent face but a dirty little mind [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2025-01-30 23:56:01 +0000 UTC

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Jamie Hauken

You have activated me by saying the phrase "Sign language should be universal, why would they not do that?" except you used the word "cringe" instead, which means this response is ten percent more agitated. Sign languages, just like spoken languages, developed and grew into what they are today. They weren't made up by one person and given to the people to use, they aren't just a tool, they are fully independent languages. While American English and British English are close, for example, American Sign Language and British Sign Language aren't. American Sign Language is closer to French sign language and other sign languages that are derived from it. Because sign languages generally don't have written forms, they are used a lot more in person and therefore develop more distinct local variants than spoken languages. There are people whose first language is a sign language or whose family language is a sign language, there are local communities like schools and churches that use sign language. Wanting to force a different sign language onto these communities and get rid of their actual cultural ones, which have grown with them to their needs and in interaction with the spoken and written languages around them, would be bad for a lot of reasons. One of them being that historically and currently, Deaf people are often forced to use spoken languages and sign languages are and were suppressed or even forbidden. Forcing the use of just one sign language globally would not only be cruel, but also about as nonsensical as trying to force everyone in the world to use Esperanto instead of their native tongues.

Bewky B

slime just bar for bar described my barber in bellingham wa when i was in college, vietnam vet, literally 80 yo, had parkinsons but when he used that straight razor mans hands were steady as a rock RIP Walle

KingBishop

weird of to say your glad to be bacl

Mia

I took a break from having the patreon and I come back to poop talk

ThebesNutsHaGotem

Former presidential candidate and current secretary of health Robert F. Kennedy Jr really killed it on this ep 👌👌

Nevann Copeland

That’s crazy because I was dying laughing during that. And then he proceeds to talk about not turning in ur mom if she killed a kid in cold blood… top 5 performance/one for the books

Nathan Pierce

I wore the girls' night tee out to a bar for my friend's birthday the other night and was asked all night where I got it from! I told everyone about the pod, so I hope there are some new yardigans soon! Also, I appreciate you boys for years of amazing content and for getting me complimented all night!

Ryan Tautges

i’ve paid $25/month for years for this

David Mendez

fun fact the same thing happened to blink 182 where they started out as blink and then a band in ireland almost got their ass in jail so they threw up 182 as a random number

Rory Quealey

9. Uu<<888i" ; <8. Y k. , 99 Hj 8 . .cv

Dylan Sacco

Honestly i believe that is a hot take on cornrow braids. Culture is meant to be shared not sealed shut to only one ethnic group.

brandog

yeah they might be entering a second prime ✍️

UncannyDick

Folks complaining about poop talk. Little do they know they’re about to hear the “white boy nacho debacle” for 45 minutes 😔 I’d rather listen to poop talk

C0sm1cH4z3

BigTime support is goated, love those guys

Destro

I swear Slime said 'bloodwig' when they were talking about the cornrows

Jordan Marchetto

slime 🤝 h3h3 Bryce Savage

BlazeMarc

The poop section is the only time I've had to skip through something omg

coop

since it’s invite only i can’t get you the link, but you should have gotten a confirmation email with your sub that has it in there. like “Here’s your confirmation for the yard”. otherwise i think you can dm the yard patreon acct and hope they see it 🤷‍♂️

Rory Quealey

Anyone have a discord link? Can't find one in my emails, or on this app

Hylexia

I don't think you need to concede to your friend that if they fell in love with your hypothetically divorced mom you'd be okay if they were married lmfaooo

Kritur

Nick’s voice like that and then talking about nothing but poop made this the worst ep of all time

Lyndon Auclair

honestly this pre-mo made me want tto jump up a tier lol

Lauren

Guys this is a banger, thank you!

Lauren

The poop bit Jesus christ hahsha

Wesley Urda

Don don me

arelycmcho

first time i had to exit out of the video bc of nick's poop segment oh my god

Sunny D

It just dawned on me that QT named Swift after Taylor Swift

CJ Bingman

one of my high school buddies goes to BYU and his best friend out there is a Japanese exchange student 😭

Killafuru

the boys recreate the Euthyphro dialogue

finthetrashcan

Don't get cornrows. you will look weird and I will make fun of you.

FunBunny21

guy who thought roblox ceo was named "robert blox" makes fun of entire nation of Indias' media literacy 😏

Manny Rod

It’s cool they got yung gravy on the premium

Darius Byrd

I vividly remember so many house and frat parties playing so much Neffex the first few years in college, about like 5-6 years ago.

Wilson Spiegel

Glad they got RFK Jr on the show. Finally a real American on this damn pod 🇺🇸🦅

Ann

Women representation here. First time rewind. Couldn't sit through the poop eating conversation.....

fraud.records

yo is there a way to report this?

fraud.records

day dot even..

fraud.records

"no, money down" -slime, yet another banger

Jr. Jess jess

Do they know there are people that pay for human poop to eat, supposedly to fix their gut biome? Girls done been eating elite poo for days.

A.G. Aragon

Nick sounding like RFK Jr. threw me for a loop

Kaz

Why does aiden look like gronk before getting super serum

COAL GOLEM

I would never turn my mom in not matter who she kills- She was there on literal day 1

Sisse

Omg im stupid

Alessandro Belotti

set that you are from a country like andorra, where they dont have any vat

Alessandro Belotti

neffex is pretty big in any "workout" setting i feel like

William Dailey

Hi! I am a masters student studying French, I have a bachelor's degree in French, and I have been studying the French language for almost a decade. All that is to say I can say with confidence: "cadeau" means "gift" in English. In fact, it's a one-to-one translation.

Blayke

"I'm wearing my slave shoes" is crazy. 😂

Shane Hoeft

I love that nobody picked up on Aidens redbull bit at 19:05. That one can just be for us

Alessandro Belotti

pirates of the caribbean is so good

Johnson Tinuoye

It costs 8000 Naira to sub to the yard

Aidan .

This is word for word my last watt pad stories title omg

Car1marx

I’ve worked summer camp/child care for 5 and have noticed that most councilors now-a-days go by their first name

Okasha Arshad

VSL 1 cup daughter vs PSL 1 jar son

Josephine Filey

The Chief Keef/Wiz faux pas really made me look at Slime differently

McCMayo

Juan comes up to you at a party and turns his phone towards you "Yo, did you see Ninja got cornrows?"

Diego Becerra

Ludwig with cornrows call that jit Bludwig

Thomps

many such cases!

Umang Sharma

As an Indian, it's like 4.5 rupees for a yard sub (INR) 😔

dopeystick

as a childcare worker i go by ms.shawn because my last name can easily made into a middleschool insult. its really just self preservation

Fat Nuts⚓️

Coincidently NBA player Terry Rozier was just caught in connection with the a sports betting ring 😂

Pixel2Plastic

I finally caught up to weekly releases of the podcast and decided to finally dive into the premium shows... What a first episode to start with 😅

Jr. Jess jess

Nick’s no voice Aiden impression made me ugly chuckle.

Noah N

Everytime I laugh i cough rn and this weeks episodes been sending me thankyou for making me sicker Yard

Daniel Lopez

I cant believe all it took to get Ludwig to do his podcast was to point out how often he wasnt doing it

Jtag

I love how much Nick uses the word awesome to describe stuff. Edit: bruh the dumbfuck ginger no soul bullshit fucking sucked so bad. Actually made me hate having red hair

Gabe

This premo and the main ep had me crying laughing. One of the best. The eating poop conversation was a magnificent and thought provoking journey. Well done my scholar-kings