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Ep. 175 Premium - the guys get crass [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2024-11-21 19:00:11 +0000 UTC

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juice

First buddy is no longer true 6 months later lol

Cota Springer

Are these premium? I swear this is the same YouTube cut

Cm0n

Semen without sperm = seboy

Blayke

Seattle represent. 💪🏻🌧️

Smile

I guess that one guy who decoded your secret para-motor anti-semetism in the premo comments was right 😔

Flop Sock

40:49 pitched up Seth Rogan laugh

Shadow

I know it's dumb but I hate when I'm out there playing games and trying to encourage my teammates because I love the game and want to see people thrive and then they get mad because they think I'm making fun of them because they can't believe the woman in their computer could be nice to them

M

It wasn’t the crassness that made me have to tune out of this episode but rather the graphic description of eating mice

Sun

I’ve been told sucking your own dick is more like sucking a dick than being blown

Melissa Smits

Cum Pulp would be a great band name

Melissa Smits

Recess in Canada is throwing yourself down a hill in the winter

icykangaroo

insta popping q without qt is some hater shi ngl

Spesh

it feels like you're sucking dick as opposed to getting your dick sucked so kudos to anyone who has had to deal with ghost cum

Trevor K

I went to a Lutheran school and I assure you we were asking each other if we would suck it, just way weirder.

Pierce

Y'all should come down to Seattle and join us YouTubers down here! (You will be robbed)

Aj Dillon

From everything I have seen from Ludwig playing basketball, it does not look like he knows how to play. He is good in the same way someone who only ever goes into the practice range in a video game is good.

Andrew Uddin

Yeah the best variation

ShadowBlade

Ghost cum is like orange juice with no pulp

Ray Fay

Idk why everyone always thinks calamari includes octopus. Calamari is only squid and the rings are thin slices of the squid body. The "little octopus" part is just the squid tentacles, and there is no beak or bones in that part. It's probably just chewy because it's overcooked.

Jtag

I 100% know what you are hearing but he’s saying fucking facts.

Daniel Diaz

the seattle weather part has to be a social experiment bc no way bro

Althea

I don't think nick can say what he said at 7:53

Brendan Willenborg

When I was a kid playing tether ball, I ran into the pole. To this day, I don’t know how I did it, but I did

Harrison Thomas

did they not call it kill the carrier? was genz too woke?

carpetburns

Plus my brother has cte and we’re the same

GOOZBA

What's slimes OP.GG

Malak

The crazy thing is that ghost cum is a real thing, somebody tell Ludwig that he needs to get on some E to do it tho

Max Adelaar

Seattle Mentioned RAHHHHHH Pls record an episode here 🙏

Rose Canady

semen without sperm is what they call girlcum

Daniel

It is so entertaining to hear Ludwig talk about league and how to climb when in reality he is so far off it's laughable.

Ethan Fike

med student here, so semen is just the fluid that carries the sperm and is produced by the prostate. sperm is produced by a little guy on top of the testicles called the epididymitis and is carried to the urethra by tubes called the vas deferens. so when you get snipped you're cum is only semen

Kieley Evatt

Same

Evan Abrahamson

seattle based, rain based, aimen based

Samuel Grant

As a young Jewish lad, we appreciate maga mail’s stance on antisemitism

Shawn fields

I died when slime said I think it might be the same thing😂😂

HayDHD

I went to a Lutheran school, and can confirm we did have self suck discourse

JMSC

Calling someone who beats off in the toilet “spiders georg” is so funny Slime really is a tumblrina

2nd Cousin Todd

You could see the difference when Josh locked in it was insane

Jamie

I also had sex ed in fifth grade but we basically just watched a video about puberty. The video was so vague that I thought at the time that girls also had a ballsack (just no penis) and sex was when a guy and girl rubbed sacks together.

redvipr

It was me, i resubbed bc of poki and now im stuck here for a month

Jadenity

I straight up eat my cum every time I don't use lube. Makes cleanup easier, and it tastes fine. I don't see the big deal.

Sully Whalen

I went to a Lutheran school. We. Its. You’d think it was better than public school. It’s not.

Benji

I'm not as old as slime but we also got the puberty video in 5th grade.

Scott

Yeah Nah at the end of this episode, they say 'Poki is tomorrow'

Lucas Laslop

No Im LUCAS ??!!!

Andrew Uddin

Real shit. We can be outside in summer and not melt to the sidewalk

Andrew Uddin

SEATTLE MENTIONED 🚨🚨🚨

carpetburns

I'm diagnosed slime can say it

Andrew Uddin

I love how much Maynard James Keenan is brought up on the podcast

Dmitri

guys the cum is exactly the same, i got a vasectomy at 20

Jesse

Damn so the DnD show really was fake the whole time. Don’t know why I believed them

Jr. Jess jess

I would buy Slime’s teeth… for home decor…

Kelvin Santos

smear the … was called kill the dill with the pill in australia

Louis DePonceau

Yo Lady Sovereign is such a deep cut back Cartoon Network for me.

Avery Schrader

When i was in 7th grade my friend told us that every time he beats off he sniffs it and if the smell is good he tastes it

Virginia Engroff

I love this whole self suck conversation because my best friend literally gets paid to teach dudes how to get flexible enough to self suck. Sex work is journey.

finthetrashcan

is ludwig actually friends with the "i understand it now" guy?? he's so cool

NinjaNexus

I just wish sometime they would do the premium with the guest there as well it would be fire to see some of them even a little more unhinged lmfao

Emmitt 1017

I think they did the Premium before Poki got there, or thats what they said in the main episode at least.

James

i reverse cowgirl the toilet when i beat off

The Mooney Blues

These boys talking combat sports is a mess

Joe Nicatra

Everyone come to NH and adopt some mice.

SP

Nah idgaf pnw weather clears socal weather i don’t understand how anyone enjoys being in any place where you need air conditioning to be comfortable for half the year. Cloudy/windy weather is the best weather.

ImaLemon

I'm going to cum on the rug you made

ScoutFlower

Bro what! I was also part of a curse club in elementary school! but mine was called the swear club and im like 5 years older than nick. I was the official speller, a kid named elliot would learn new words from his construction worker dad and furtively bring then to us at recess and i would write them down so we all knew how to spell them. I had to write my parents a letter when we got caught that was like "I said hell and fuck at school and I'm so sorry"