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Ep. 168 Premium - ludwig does an eye test [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2024-10-03 18:29:32 +0000 UTC

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Eleáde

Had to pause this 10 minutes in because I’m listening at work, forgot my headphones, and now everyone in the office knows how slime stimulates his prostate.

Jamie

I just joined the patreon and this was the first episode I watched. I forgot they don't censor anything on here so I randomly switched over to the tab and was met with Yoshi's pussy.

ShaeKababy

finally got patreon specifically to hear about Slime’s prostate adventures. Good episode, no regrets, I will continue giving y’all my money 👍

Rohaan

this was my first patreon episode i have learned so much about slime today

Benjamin Searson

"dude i've already done this a thousand times" in the last 2 seconds of the video

Ken -_-

Would like a follow up with the prostate talk

Sub Bot

Not your stupid baka life 😔

Dr. Videogames

Greece did win ww1

Kiss Me Already

Just wanted to say the convo about not washing your hair was the whitest stuff yall have ever said in the history of the pod lmfao

dj khaled

i love this fucking podcast man. just four guys talking about stimulating their prostates. what’s better than this.

Dr. Videogames

Hugh laughrie on the pod would be sick

johndoe42069911

oh.

jeff222222234454543wwrfjuvgrihvurvjrhuiwvhfvf

cool captions at 34:44

ur daddy

https://www.reddit.com/r/InternetCommentEtiq/s/O4HeM1WtzZ

ray

btw as far as ai ruining r34 i definitely agree but you can filter it by adding minus sign in front "-ai_generated" to the search. happy gooning and good luck on the prostate orgasm mr slime machine

Lemons

of course CIAimen likes johnny harris

duke danger

spoiler alert for 13 year old game.. soap dies in mw3 and it makes price distrust the new player character

Tyr

Slime’s “that’s how you defeat a Zelda boss” had me crying

Xinran Zhang

bro i went my entire life without knowing what happens in mw2 and the day i was planning on finishing act 3 of the campaign nick drops the bomb that ghost dies. fuck my stupid baka life

Ian

I just want you guys to know that the artist who drew that motorcycle (Kogito) is a legend among my friends

Idrewgthing

Soap dies in MW3 :(

GOJIRA

7:14 if we as a society get wiped out I hope this is all that’s left as evidence of our existence.

Sixto Morales

Caught a stray as a Chilean

Charlie Weaver

slime is wrong ab zyns, its nicotine salts and fillers. it has nothing to do with tobacco

Joni Laine

Slime's prostate adventure caught me off guard, as a 34yo straight man I can appreciate the bravery

Macrol

Dude! I have a home golden tee handheld set, me and my friends love that shit. No online though :/

cosmo y astro

my chem professor looks like slime and he's nice af just thought i should say. likehes like if slime was a nice chem professor

Jordan Macaulay

Nothing wrong with a finger in the bum

cuddr

im eating my weekly yard taco bell meal, that I specifically get as my comfort food to watch my comfort characters shoot the shit... and now i have nothing but an image of slimes prostate and asshole in my head while i smash this cantina chicken quesadilla bro. Lifes dope

Artemis O'Reilly-Hahn

shampooing everyday is definitely fine for some hair types. i’ve tried not shampooing for a couple months and my body never corrected, i was just always oily looking. i’ve tried shampooing once a week or every 4 days, i still always get way oilier than im comfortable with.

Leo

My scalp gets so much dandruff if i dont wash and condition my hair

TEAKO

Dan benson yard episode when? (even if its just on the patreon)

Eggart

Slime: Keep speaking your shit, king.

Antonio Agüero

Aiden better than slime

Johnny

Bro arctic thunder was such a good game

Jacob Winkler

Prostate stimulation ftw

Melissa Smits

Bit late getting back to this but please don't

Melissa Smits

If I had one I would absolutely be trying to find that sucker. I guess you never know whether you like it until you hit the spot

sbin

also the bike is so crazy I've never looked at something that is so clearly intended to be sexual and been so not turned on in my life

sbin

im too autistic to listen 2 the car fluid section sorry fellas please read 1 Haynes guide thank u xx

Johl

Hands down best premium ep ever purely for the prostate stimulation conversation

spana

i was smiling so much listening to this as a fellow greek hehe

Micah Arndt

What a down right hilarious episode! Worth every penny.

Matias

Ludwig dressed like Peter Griffin

Jordan Scheller

you can comb out the dirty stuff and cold water works wonders, no shampoo needed !

Chuck

I need Slime to know that its not too late for him to be an elite athlete if he starts training now

Dane Zeeb

My dad and 2 older brothers love Golden Tee so much they my dad went out and bought the latest golden tee arcade machine for like $20k and put it in his house. If you're playing online there's a good chance you're being stomped by my 65 yr father in his bathrobe

Jake Ingram

Dude these fellas need to not talk about fluid

Dylan Rexrode

I tried to listen to this while running and had to stop I just couldn’t

The Yard

hey man the patreon comments are not the place to be hitting on people, dont ever do this shit again, it is weird - the management

Very__mild

I can’t read the first E, am I cooked?

ryan w

bro it's so damn hard to find the prostate dude

Austin Maile

Slime can finally have the advice show he wants

Sully Whalen

Ya know what. I think it’s ok that slime tried to stimulate his prostate. And it’s NOT cuz I once tried…. It’s definitely not. But it’s a normal thing to do if I did.

Joseph Vellutini

I think its so cool that Slime openly talked about stimulating his prostate. As someone who identifies as straight, its nice to see a man who also identifies as straight, openly discussing his sexual curiosity and sexual experiences that I have felt too shameful to share to my male friends before. Thanks again for presenting healthy masculinity

Peter Beikes Møller

Really didn't expect the beginning with this title.

Ian Zane

"What do you think happened in World War 1" "Greece won"

C

I’m locked in at work while listening to this episode barely actually listening. I hear them all say “Ohhh yea that’s perfect!” I unlock my phone to see what they’re talking about. Bam, motorcycle rule 34

Daimondz

Slime discovers he’s greek and IMMEDIATELY start fingering his butthole. Really makes you think

Jens Marissens

Slightly off topic, but you're really cute. Mind if I hit you up on IG?

Jens Marissens

The entire vehicle fluid debate gave me severe brain damage.

Melissa Smits

This is very illuminating thank you

Melissa Smits

Buttsex just has a certain flavour to it, "anal" is so clinical

Melissa Smits

Can't remember if it came up here or in the main, but there's a big Spanish Minecraft event called Dedsafio running right now, it's a month-long hardcore world with various challenges and it's been pretty entertaining to watch!

Boppin

Lud's out here riding on a motorcycle with THAT eyesight

CAPTAINxCOOKIES

Apologies, I was confused two weeks ago when Aiden said the first DnD episode would come out on October 2nd. I mistakenly thought he meant October 2nd, 2024. I now realize he must have meant October 2nd, 2025. I can't wait! Only one more year of waiting!

Devin

Five wasn’t a DLC map for black ops 1, you just had to unlock it during the campaign

Jake Murray

omg i watched the sanch tiktok and had NO idea it was nick until just now

Jtag

Oof Five isn’t dlc Also wait we’ve know for years syndicate faked it lmao.

Seth Williams

Aiden slime power hour, how to reach your prostate 240p

PJ White

Slime that should have gone on the super secret Ep

Joe F Mazurek

just a sweet second of yoshis bare back butt and balls

Martin Gomez

as a chilean with a swedish best friend, they fucking hate chileans

ramnslam

6 minutes in and i could tell this is a goated ep

Glauco Nascimento

59:43 spoiler alert for COD 2023 Soap is dead on MW3(2023) Makarov shoots him in the head. And Ghost is alive

jumpingmeatloaf

Hanvin stronk listenin g to convo bout brake fluid

Benjamin G

Nah condom is real comes with lube and softens out hard edges

Andrew Uddin

this is an insane first ten minutes

Jason Queen

BROTHER I was in Safeway at that part and I also made some kind of audible grunt

Austin Maile

Asking for a friend

Austin Maile

Can we please can a Patreon exclusive of Aiden giving us a how to for a Prostate Orgasm?

Jose Denova

holy shit i came across the sanchovies tik tok earlier today, that is so fucking funny

delphox

LINK IN BIO FOR GAY BUTT SEX NOT ANAL OR GAY BUTT PORN 👆👆👆

Jozef

I want to apologize to all the other customers in this ALDIs for the noise I made when slime started talking about his prostate

T W

Slime I had the same experience. I feel like this might be a bald autistic man bond that we share because we have a lot of experiences in common. I think I’m going to try to buy this device online to get my prostate because I know I’m missing out on something great

Cosmo

also slime’s so right abt ai & rule 34... it will definitely increase the production but it’ll lose the Spirit of it... rule 34 is a hallowed art & a near religious practice & it is sacrilegious to soullessly pump out obscene niche porn

Cosmo

BIG moneymaking idea for a new patreon show: prostate stimulation guide 🔥🔥

Aidan Koder

Slime is the one true ally, we love a sex positive king

austin slayer

Explaining the brakes: imagine your brake pedal is the handle of a pump, when you press it as most liquid are uncompressable it pushes the liquid down a tube and at the other end of this pipe is the caliper, which is basically a plunger that gets pushed by the fluid to clamp around the rotor. TLDR: you push pedal, it push liquid, liquid push plunger (caliper) and plunger pushes into the rotor like a clamp

BigW

Slime is brave and real for this one.

austin slayer

I played hydro thunder as a baby boi, had so much fun me and my dad looked for it on a console. We ended up with a GameCube disc of it and played it constantly. Shit was the best fucking shit I dun ever played

Emily Bialecki

Loving how much of slime we’re getting (please help they won’t let me leave)

Grant

Finds out he’s Greek Frame 1 starts playing with his prostate That’s so beast

FreetstheGreat

i’m in a library and the prostate section came on and i burst out laughing

Taro

Hydro thunder at the arcade with my dad are some of my favorite childhood memories. That one, marvel v capcom, and the simpsons sidescroller were the shit growing up

Mikey

This may be a dumb question but is the merch store closed?

Charlie Rone

unless you got long fingers you gotta use a tool or device of some kind

Sunny D

I had to pause the audio only 10 mins in to watch the prostate portion

Jenny Lyons

AI is just going to facilitate Rule 35: "An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made."

Michael LaManna

wish they spoke about the union

Eris

I'm gonna say something brave, but slime needs a trans girlfriend. I will not elaborate

Houston Wyatt

I was not ready for todays episode

Jenny Lyons

The labor sim I want to see is a guy getting flicked in the balls every time the woman has a contraction. Cuz I fully believe that getting hit in the balls is awful, but idk that I've heard of a guy having to endure the feeling of getting hit in the balls for like 24 hours