Ep. 164 Premium - the yard bar trivia [VIDEO]
🕑 Added 2024-09-05 17:24:16 +0000 UTC00:00:00 - its all zippers fault
00:01:08 - ludwig is playing fantasy football
00:04:01 - the last mogul move
00:05:35 - airport rush
00:08:54 - nick had a nightmare about zipper 2
00:09:50 - wet dreams
00:11:43 - donating sperm
00:14:51 - ludwig likes winning
00:16:00 - we're doing bar trivia!
00:16:30 - matching categories to ourselves
00:20:17 - craziest things we've done for women
00:21:48 - the boys roleplay a date
00:30:33 - Scene!
00:31:58 - aiden was downbad
00:34:27 - ludwig is addicted to League of Legends
00:44:53 - using MSPaint is khan academy
00:47:47 - fighting about the bar trivia already
00:52:56 - shake is joining us for trivia
00:56:11 - TikTok is 2 years behind
00:58:00 - crime content
01:00:35 - thanks for watching! (flash warning)
Comments
nolain
I didn't know what a Dutch angle was, so I went to Google it and found a cool Google easter egg :) feels like meeting an old friend, there used to be a ton of those back in the day
Thatcher Stevens
fuck the roleplay convo is legendary
Melissa Smits
Catching up so I'm late on this and wondering on the donor conversation: isn't male pattern baldness usually matrilineal?
Seth Williams
Pull up to jamba juice LV
Tyga2004
Showed my girlfriend the league segment because we play league together and their immediate comment was “i dont know who he is but his thighs are MEATY”
Brandon Abalos
Ludwig is Gryffindor Nick is Ravenclaw Slime is Slytherin Aiden is Hufflepuff
Jason Kobrin
Most likely he’ll be out longer than that and won’t be 100% when he comes back
Alexander Taylor
the yard does an episode where they all take viagra. but dont tell their guest and try to conceal this for the whole episode < sub goal
bill clinton stan account
The COD exclusivity deal with sony ended because of the Activision Blizzard acquisition.
Casey McMahon
Crazy they're calling drawing in ms paint the pirate software and not the mango, he's been drawing shitty falcos in there for years
vladootz
~ min 37. ludwig, you have been playing for 9 games scoreboard fucking matters
Sorsen
She made me watch it with her multiple times a week, but... she was really cute
Andrew Uddin
I'm very sorry you wasted 4 months
Andrew Uddin
Aaron Sorsen
Anthony Smith
Is lud aware that Nick Chubb isn’t playing until at least week 5
Hayden
She mogul on my move
John Esparza
next yard merch: have trump inspired arm bandages
Sorsen
I dated a girl for 4 months who watched the Social Network 286 times and quoted every line
jeekolo
Nocturnal emissions is exactly like Lakitu telling you to reverse in Mario kart
David Duprez-Goulet
The restaurant "yes and" improv made me cackle almost as much as Sline and Zac Oyama's medieval reading did. Holy damn that made me hyped for DnD!
David Duprez-Goulet
yo, I coincidentally looked at the subreddit today in search of DnD updates and you'll be pleased to know that Aimen has mentioned they recorded 3 episodes already... and that they were recording 3 more by the end of this week or so! He mentioned they needed a headstart of 6 episodes to launch. WE ARE CLOSE :) Also slime made an actual reddit post about 3-4 weeks ago to say that they recorded their first ep and that he was genuinely excited about it!
SgtSlime
this is an all time primo...the insane improv bit -> jamaican patois questioning of aiden true combo had me fucking crying oh my god, the boys randomly speaking in jamaican patois is regrettably one of my favorite of their bits
Tony Edwards
i bought the bodycam footage from my friend in high school getting a DUI from the police department and that shit cost $50 for 4 CDs
pooter
That episode was a piece of cake !
Finn Beatty
WADBOT MENTIONED!!!!!
Darkest Fortune
Immediately pulled up Wadbot after this
nommads
maybe the most chaotic episode i’ve seen in a long time lmao
Carson
whoa I had a dream my wife was trying to wake me up and I ignored her. Turns out I rolled out of bed cracked my head open on my nightstand and was just unconscious. this was early Friday morning and I have 4 staples in me head. nicks dream was better.
Tray Chester
ludwig getting uncut gems'd over some commissioner money he used to pay rent is definitely a skit that needs to get workshopped
sheen
as it turns out one of my college best friends and one of my high school best friends were half siblings from a sperm donor. the sperm donor in question has like 14 kids a ton of them at ivies and they meet up every year and call it a variation of the sperm donors name. like willycon and willchella
Iris
that mark andrew pick is looking rough
Peter Beikes Møller
I broke down crying when slime devolved into speaking like Gambit in the Deadpool movie.
Taryneow
Connoreatspants mentioned
NS
How are you going to hate being called effortlessly cool and then drop that WAD bot video at the end lol
Katelin
the donor bit is good but actually baldness comes from the mother's genepool
Lucas Laslop
I want to represent the eastern EU block as a Slovakian on PSL !!!!
Terah Mohrmann
While hear what Lud is saying scoreboard is fine to look at just to see if there were any standout people, carries or feeders. Just a thought :)
BonesBrooke
the fucking date scene is one of my favorite fucking improvs they've done god fucking damnit
Jolene
this one's so much worse than baseball imo because not only is he *very* off about a diss track that's hip hop 101, but it's while he's claiming he's an expert on the topic.
Uri Jambo
Thufir Howert is crazy
InfernalIsopod
nevermind I found it it's insanely expensive what the fuck Nick
InfernalIsopod
does anyone know where Nick's shirt is from because I like it and I want it
roady
bomboclat
Phil Grisham
Electric episode
Amanda S
The things I've done for a boy to like me (this was when I was 12-16): Pretend I liked pink Floyd, pretend I liked the front bottoms (I genuinely like both now). And watch all of the star wars movies up to rogue one. Clone wars is fire though
May
the people yearn for yard improv...
Rocco
This ones an all timer
Andrew McDowell
Dude they gotta stream PSL
Pyronic
Nick played the waiter perfectly
CJ Bingman
holy shit restaurant improv had me in tears
jesus
i agree with the raccoon all the layers of goofy ass improv were really funny
Real Father
The restaurant bit was hilarious
Samuel Lazar
I never wanted to be part of the conversation to tell one of the guys he is wrong more than when they talked about leauge.
Samuel Lazar
ludwig does not know enough about leauge macro and performance stats to be talking like he is.
Louis DePonceau
I’ve been playing league since 2012 and he is just new honestly. They need to raise the minimum level to rank lol
Jack Manchester
Was looking for this comment
Daddywarbucks
I watched a few EWU videos before I realized its a lot of bullshit. Like they constantly do "body language analysis" and act like its an absolute fact, when its been proven to be complete pseudoscience. They also act like polygraphs mean anything at all, when those are so terrible they aren't generally admissible in court. EWU has good coverage but the attitude they have regarding cop bullshit thats been proven to not be effective or useful got to be too much for me.
Morgan
I've been playing league since season 4 and I had/have no idea what wad bot is.. 😅
CAPTAINxCOOKIES
I used The Yard search website. The earliest mention I can find of them saying they are going to do a DnD show is premium episode #91, which came out April 12, 2023. That was 17 months ago. They got us, they got us good.
Gibbmyster
I called lud saying the social network😭😭
dannyjcast
being in the know about WADBOT because of The Yard podcast and not because I've been playing league casually for 10+ years is my Roman Empire
Daddywarbucks
Lud capping that you don't look at K/D/A in league is insane. There is literally a skin line based on a fake in game band called KDA
William Wright
nick chubb is gonna lose Lud his league
Jolene
the second nick didn't frame 1 stillmatic i knew he's not really about this shit
sand
over a year???? didn't they start talking about it in like december/january
sand
the improv got me excited for d&d
Rob Carlstrom
Genuinely i think this yt/premo combo this week was excellent.
Vincent Santen
The Yard playing League together would be so awesome yet strange to see
john wright
The reason flex and solo/duo have been separated is one part legacy. It's been like that for like 7 years or something. The other is the same reason lud doesn't squad up in valo competitive. You just inflate your rank and don't have a metric for your actual skill level versus your squads skill. So now you have both options
Peter Hart
That whole slime improv date bit gave me life
Samuel Grant
Question about the information act, can yall get the swatting cam footage?
CAPTAINxCOOKIES
I have accepted that DnD will not happen. I now think it is simply an inside joke between the boys, to just pretend there is a DnD show that will one day be uploaded. It is now a joke that has been going for over a year. Good one guys, ya got me.
Remi White
I think ill never get tired of the yard roleplay time lmaoo
Lauren
I love the role play skits so much
Andrew Uddin
This may be a top 5 premo ever
Ztram
Dude the roll play bit was so fucking funny. Really hoping we see more of that in the future dnd series
Eris
The slime date bit might honestly have been the best bit they've done in a really long time
Shaun Potter
gotta watch the aiden solo ep. best patreon ep by far
REAPERKING
Hey btw the reason dogs are killed by cops so much is because when they do they get a 2 week paid vacation cuz it's stressful for them acab
BigW
connoreatspants, cinna, dougdoug, pearl from spongebob let's get em locked in
Richard Laszcz
Nick absolutely fumbled the chance to bring up the 4 pillars of hip-hop when talking about trivia categories
Quinn
resubbed to the patreon after about a year being off and this episode is a wonderful reintroduction i’m hooked again
husky
ludwig knows that having a jamaican stepdad doesn't make doing the accent okay right
anna
watching the bar trivia live stream felt like the super deluxe patreon episode
Ash Lee
Nick, watch JCS Criminal Psychology. I like ewu but JCS has some crazy breakdowns, they go deep
Noah Y
why are you, as a man, fantasizing about big strong men playing football
Benjamin G
13:43 why are us balding janitors catching strays
Cosmo
getting ether wrong… crazy
austin slayer
Ludwig needs to download that tyler1 plug-in for league to repair his trauma of games before
Oliver
one of the best episodes of all time
Cooper Williams
can't believe "you got L wood" got no reaction
Ethan Franklin
The role play out of nowhere was so funny, and I’m addicted to watching Lud play league right now so the yard&Qt 5 stacking????
Kieran Renton
Slime joke landed for sure
doddi
never held in a laugh this hard at work this is torturous
doddi
HELLA YEAH
Zion Blartt
Lmao they know very little about hip hop
ALEX BREEDON
If your actively avoiding your responsibilities at your job and listening to the podcast as a means to cope with downtime in your workday, CAN I GET A HELLA YEAH
Steven Chen
Got a headache laughing at the first date roleplay
Will
Rabid Ponders
Woodland
connoreatspants mentioned two weeks in a row when are you going to bring him on