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Ep. 148 Premium - the outer darkness [AUDIO]

🕑 Added 2024-05-15 18:10:41 +0000 UTC

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Jaxon Steed

Ayo wtf? My fellow Jackson with an X! Aiden has dogged us a few times. We gotta stick together, yeah?

Jaxon Steed

As a recently former Mormon I recognized the name of the ep, but I was not expecting you guys to actually talk about all that. That was great! 😂

Colton McRae

As an ex Mormon I’ll say it is crazy af some of the things we believed

Adrian N

the advice show is legit the reason i’m a patreon member frfr no cap

fraud.records

another banger ep 🤓☝️

Jake Gold

I grew up near the original mormon settlement in Ohio and went to high school with a bunch of mormons. the caffeine thing is totally up to interpretation. I knew some kids who would drink iced coffee and iced tea but wouldn’t drink it hot and some kids who wouldn’t drink anything with caffeine at all based on mormon values

Alex

Please go to Lancaster and do a day with the Amish. Most Amish don't like to be recorded regardless of technology but I'm sure there's some out there that could be convinced with an Amouranth butter churner.

L

I would love to watch yall game! I like the advice show but maybe make it once a month or whatever which way since it can get repetitive.

monique

i love Ludwig, but i do be enjoying episodes when it’s just these 3 a little more 😀👍🏻

TheGuzzler

As a Turkish premo watcher, we DO NOT smile like Tarık.

Ricky Creates

Happy to represent being one of the native Chinese viewer o7

Jaxon U

To be fair to Slime, I also thought Nick was making a lame numbers joke about his math textbook

Matt B

Please react to faces of death that would be so funny be like middle school all over again

Briana Eakin

(Actually a surprisingly very chill guy irl lol)

Briana Eakin

You mean the Anaheim rapper, Richie The Barber

D. Dedert

My gf came from a class of like 15 people and they made apple butter for school fundraisers

D. Dedert

There’s the guy who’s tatted with a clown face and has a barber shop pole tatted on his dick

ricardo

Apparently outer darkness is for when you have been directly shown the light of god and choose to reject it and embrace Satan, so u really have to find out and THEN fuck around

DAkota MacKiE

Weren’t we talking about amish mfers, who confused qts family with the horse people?

Justin Wagler

Vanilla Ice goes Amish plus the yard boys

APS

The man

Andrew Miller

Where dungeon dragoon

Casey Reed

My dad converted to Mormonism and drinks coffee all the time but still insists on wearing the weird pajamas and it blows my mind

tkberget

I would love it if you guys could put the time codes in the description of the audio version same as the video version

Nemuke

this is the first time that sentence has ever been said

Nemuke

mormonism is insane, all the other levels are for having good mormon xp, and outer darkness is just everyone that doesnt want to be mormon, said not interested a missionary? outer darkness

Lil Beano

My friends uncle/cousin I forget has a Louis Vuitton logo tattooed on his balls so he can say he has a Louis bag

John NZ

All the fans that picked Ludwig to die outta the yard boys, all your luck is gone for 10 years so, think about your actions.

Philip Burrell

Hearing the commentary without the video being out feels like the worst form of cuckoldry .

Stepper

I never comment but I gotta say Nick has been saying some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard lately

Markus Died

slime with the 2Pac nose ring would be fire ngl

chrispified

aimen could not survive a day in Amish paradise, only gods hardest churners make it back

chrispified

brother same, but I'm kinda chill with not having sex

TheJigglingDB

I also thought that Nick was making the joke that his textbook had the numbers 9 and 11 on the front of it

pooter

really sick ep. as a former amish guy, i gotta put you guys on to cake-fucking. truly.

Cross Road

The idea of doing scared straight but for Amish living is so funny imagine you're just living your life and some fuckass TV Producer says they want to punish a child by making them live the way you do every day of your life

Allie Roberts

Who up not working at they job

Jack Mathews

As an ex-Mormon, i love to hear people learning about it for the first time and hear how crazy it actually is

Jacob Charlesworth

Most spirits that will go to outer darkness is people who chose satans plan in pre mortal existence instead of Jesus’s. Otherwise you’d have to deny God after seeing him. Grew up Mormon and it’s a lot lmao

Munch

Sick my Reddit post was answered on Animal Well

Lucas

This week of the yard was more like Fear&… entire episode is a joke about how a host died (something to do with their little shit). And now an advice show amongst convo about what they can add to the podcast

Logan Butka

Nick made an announcement in the discord, he is not giving a concrete date, but soon, that was on 4/30

Cross Road

dude faces of death is a wild one my mom worked in a video store when i was growing up and I remember her talking about it, i assume she never watched it but what an insane concept

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

WHEN IS DND

Aidan

Regarding the foreskin talk on the main ep, I had a condition phimosis which involved having excess and non-retractable foreskin which made attempting to have sex very painful. I was given a steroid cream and a stretch routine which didn’t really help and eventually I got circumcised at 17. Was worth the stitches and decreased sensitivity for me, but was definitely sad to see the wee man’s hat go

ricardo

My WoW guild leader is a mormon and I can confirm she drinks hella Dr. Pepper and can have caffeine but does not drink coffee or tea to my knowledge

Zzz_top

Yeah, avoiding the boss. Bummer I went Audio only on this one.

Cooper Williams

Necromancer here. Ludwig’s body is so damaged from the micropenis Saw trap and from the Cessna explosion that we can’t bring him back. Sorry for your loss 🙏