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Episode #114 - The Ad Read We Didn't Post

🕑 Added 2023-09-21 22:34:33 +0000 UTC

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Josh

this is the exact reason why despite having an extension that skips ad reads in videos, i have it disabled for the yard

Pablo Arguedas

Absolute cinema

Marco Juras

Heroes of our generation

Ryan Megaffin

I thought I missed it when I watched the read and it cut in on Aiden's far face.

Ezra Haskard

Guys help I’m an idiot how on earth do I join the discord

Dino

Honestly impressive

Jess

wish we could see the barge ad read they had to cut too

Collin

This is why slime is my goat

Kyle Cupelli

Don’t know why I thought I could watch this in the office. My head almost popped like a balloon while trying to suppress laughter.

Grayson

debate destiny

Sunny D

This is what I was asking for. I want all the cut parts of the ad reads we can’t see.

Skiddly Winks

gotta be nick

Skiddly Winks

(f)art

Skiddly Winks

"Can't be doin these make goods" - dubbin ander

smurgle

I think heard zipper laughing

Sebastian Mundo

o7 thank you for your service

Brandon Beall

These are the only ad reads I listen to

Andrew Morro

‘Sometimes we die for our art’

Keaton

I can't find one moment where that read did not make me want to immediately run and use code 50theyard for America's number one meal!

Wade Howells

Ah ok gotcha, reading comprehension really suffering today 💀

Antuan

Yeah they were saying they just cut that part out

Brady Oliver

I am failing to recognize what could be “unsatisfactory” about this ad read 🤔

Wade Howells

Wait am I crazy, I swear this ad read was on the ep on Spotify just without the fart?? Unless I’m just misunderstanding how having to redo it works

Zach

Based

Dad Rs

Holy shit I may be wrong, but this is the first time I've heard the ever so quiet laughter of Zipper in the backround

jimy

slime’s got duration

Lucas C.

insane that at no point during this did anyone say "okay stop lets just start this over"

Jure Vrbancic

nah this is just art

Hadori

No, the first homo sapien skull was in Africa. There could’ve been other homininds (not Homo sapiens out and about) but Homo sapiens are an African species

FreeeChorizo

i think he was saying that homo sapiens weren't around exclusively. there were different types of sapiens that lived all over the world at the same time

Alekzander Leibhart

That is fucking insane

Hadori

There was an older pod where slime was not aware of the fact that homosapiens in fact did first spawn in Africa. Thank you Aimen gamin for tryna correct him https://educationforlifeacademy.com/world-history-timeline#:~:text=10%2C500%20B.C.%20%2D%20Pre%2Ddynastic%20ancient,Nubia%20and%20Kemet%20(Egypt).

Tyler

😩

Ghostly

I, too, love my food to smell like garbage, 10/10 would buy

Ghostly

yard viewers can be funny LMAO

ExThird

i love you so much right now

Bimmy

How could they not like that. That was comedy GOLD, and comedy sells!!

Tyler

This is what the God damn libs took from us we used to be a real country

Brady

get back at the corpos by making the ad reads ai generated

JadonTheEternal

Oh my god yes please release the Barge read if you still have it

Tyrus Travis

This is what they took from us. I won’t sit idly by and watch as they burn the electronic books of true art. Wake up sheeple

Spagetti

dude there’s probably a crater where the podcast set used to be now that was ridiculous

Versace_Sheets

I can't tell if this is written by Slime or nick

lifedisassembler

There's air purifiers that light up like traffic lights depending on how polluted the surrounding air is, you should put one right beside Aiden so when Slime rolls out an extra mean stinker you can hear the purifier fan rev up to 2000 RPM and the warning light changes to fire alarm red

Christopher Mackel

Professional flatulist

Omar G

you know we live in a fucked up country when ddt and leaded gasoline are banned but slime is allowed to roam free armed with his bioweapon.

Luke Cahill

Hello Fresh. Now available on your local Barge. Act fast, but if you have sunglasses we don't want you around here.

alxxool

The composure to get thru it is unmatched

Cameron

I can’t believe Lud didn’t cut right after the Hello Fresh National Anthem and just start over the ad read 😂. Surely Mr. YouTube man would know that wouldn’t fly right??

Mr Scholars

Agreed

Eitan H

Slime for sure had shell casings in his underwear after that machine gun fire

Hardstuck Jett 3

Thus shits always legendary

breezie

“pescatarian meal” is one of the grossest ways to describe a fart smell good god aimen

Tarpeianproductions

"It smells like America's number one meal kit"

Emma Vedock

Such a moving ad read aiden was tearing up

Hahlen Barkhau

Now that you’ve established this precedent you have to give us the original barge ad read

aud3 da dog

Maybe if instead of farting on the mic you asphyxiated a turtle on camera with a single use plastic bag from HelloFresh™️ they'd be more open to the brand value you're adding

Carbuncle

What an artist

Ian D

does this mean we can get the barge one too? or is that lost to time/posted and i missed it

amaya

😭

TestikleTikler

Impressive fart

TectonicImprov

Can't imagine why they didn't like this one!

Krooked

slimes fart stank so good it emanated through the .mkv and killed the hello fresh intern

Tyler Sessoms

I feel enlightened now

Izzi

Ads were so on script today I was hoping we’d get to see these

Badger

All rise for the national Hello Fresh anthem

Joshua Haskett

I know you didn’t keep this one but the idea of some marketing/creator relations exec having to watch a sponsor segment like this and decide whether it was satisfactory is very funny