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Ep. 109 Premium - marrying taylor swift [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2023-08-17 18:00:04 +0000 UTC

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Jose Parra

.kcmmc. , W. M,n ,?(

2nd Cousin Todd

George Santos pre connoreatspants collab

sawdust

Can you guys get a squirt bottle to use on Aiden when he's on his phone during the pod? 😁

Austin Rader

at the restaurant I used to work at, we actually squeezed lemons to make our lemonade

surma

My brothers name is Christian. Now I will call him cribban.

elzy

my decision to go and get a glass of lemonade before watching this episode & without reading the sections was a poor one

Knight Viony

Ludwig went loser mode this episode

Maxamazing

the fact that I understood ludwig's Kira reference is telling me I spend too much time on twitter

dee

MORE QT OR RIOT

Rafael Palete

qt is so fucking funny i want to see a qt episode

duke

miss!

Delinquentraccoon♡

Nick really talking about scroat milk

Issei

Hillary with her blood boy is like bondrewd from made in abyss

Billy Buck

As someone who has had to cut up people parts (essentially sashimi style to make microscope slides) as my job (MD anatomical pathology) - there are several parts of the body that are grossly indistinguishable from raw pork or beef.

amaya

I need more qt x the yard <3

Noble

taylor swift floor wife

TonyTony

much like how aiden's entire personality is being the overly friendly gay guy QT's entire personality is being a cringe taylor swift fan

gabafool

there's a video on YouTube that William Osman is in where they see how much piss you can put in beer before people notice

Emma

QT ep when

Kevin Murray

I've drank my own piss to see what it was all about, I consider myself a well hydrated individual and there was still an unmistakable taste of what I could only describe as piss flavor. It was also pretty salty, do what you will with this information.

Jonathan Leonard

i smurf your pee

Shelby Nicely

Ludwig was getting picked on a lot then towards the end they were so nice to each other! Teddy Bear Stare

Ben Rose

Slime is Sisyphus cursed to push the hater boulder for all of eternity.

Kamren

The Arnold Palmer is half tea, half lemonade. Let me introduce you to the Ludwig, half lemonade, half piss.

Matthew Sellers

Slime activates something primal in me.

Shelby Nicely

Ok so Slime’s fudge round obese people welfare pull made me laugh out loud! I am impressed!

Shelby Nicely

QT! Great bonus!

Trent Stocum

Taylor truly has seeped into all modern media. Is no place safe?

Kassie Richwine

On the lemonade thing- I worked at Chick-fil-A where the lemonade is super popular. It's definitely not Minute Maid but it does come in packages that we have to stir with water and sugar. Not hand squeezed. Maybe it's different at fancy restaurants, but it was surprising to me that they don't actually make their lemonade.

Yuuki Makino-Smith

We need a qt ep, come on boys, it’s time!

Nick Mang

Piss sipper here, I once accidentally sipped pissed from a water bottle and swallowed a little bit. Backstory: 7 hour drive to big house 9 and thought I grabbed my water bottle. Forgot I emergency peed in one of the bottles in bumblefuck PA. It wasn't warm piss since it was piss that got to room temp from 5+ hours of cool car air. If it was warm I may have reflex gagged it our before swallowing. Anyway it tasted meh so id recommend against general piss drinking. It was mid potency. I think 100% clear piss if mixed with with just lemonade concentrate might be undetectable. Love the podcast great bonus ep

APiper

Y’all should do an episode like the gentlemen ep but instead you’re imitating the Tate simps like the fresh and fit losers and every time someone says something rational and not douchey the others get to tweet an Andrew tate quote on the offender’s account

Snorm

i am being carried to the hospital immediately

Jackson Honeycutt

I used to work at a restaurant and every day when I got in had to squeeze lemons and make lemonade with the juice. Same with orange juice, but I do think that is not super common.

Snorm

i was putting off watching this episode because i recently fractured my sternum and it hurts to laugh so hopefully the guys are not funny in this one ‼️

Myles Steel

slime saying he cant wait till ludwig turns to budism is pretty funny. Its plausable.

Brandon

The access to poison isn’t the issue, it was just easier to get people to ingest a lot of it back then. You probably wouldn’t notice if your slop stew with aged meat from the meat hole outside was seasoned with rat poison. While now Karen will have a meltdown if her coke from McDonald’s doesn’t have the right amount of carbonation.

James Conway

I’m gonna miss the Christian stories

Tage Graham

nick said george georgenstein but there literally is a politician in my city named george georgeopolis its crazy

Dave Robinson

Slime would’ve crushed the “1, 2, 3, you go bitch!” Chant

Kaylie K

QT on a guest ep please!

Jamie Slacks

QT!

Nick Cintron

I had to cancel my patron sub a few months back for financial reasons, and literally re-subbed because I thought QT was going to be a proper guest. I feel jebaited

LeahGia

I swear a proper QT guest ep would easily break 1mil views... QT is insanely funny and the extent to which they all know each other and have a cool dynamic has so much comedic potential. (for QT proof of concept, look at the numbers she pulled on Padilla or TMG)

Charlie Volpe

just wait til they find out about adult bat mitzfahs

Daboop333

When they were talking about restaurants squeezing lemons to make lemonade when I worked at Chick-fil-A we had to juice our lemons and make it from scratch

Ben Frawley

Cold brew + juvee call that a ‘Nadeshot in the Dark’

Bobby

Aiden is right, if you drink enough water your piss will taste almost identical to water. Its the first thing that pops up on google. Aiden W.

Tag

It killed me

Scott

It's like all that Taylor Swift talk summoned QT. Like she sensed a disturbance in the force and had to set them straight.

fraud.records

the flash bit was an insane concept jail time on women tier list wine about may revoke how out of left field it all was

Merchants Guild Member

Ok, not to call Ludwig stupid (or give him ideas), but Hemlock is literally just a plant. Like it just grows. You can pick it. Probably buy it. And apparently between 6-8 leaves already contain the 3 milligrams of coniine necessary for a fatal dose. You could easily put that in a cocktail and call it mint. Or somehow squeeze it.

ConEG

Arnold Pisser did not get enough respect in the moment

Flynn Fatur

ludwig identifying george santos as "the gay dude" within milliseconds caught me off guard 😭

TheTailbone

“He calls me a floor wife I just wanna go outside” got me way too good

Kenneth Anaya

Piss maxing

Melvin Linderot

Also I imagine Luds best in would probably be Mr Beast right? I mean he had Tom Brady on

Melvin Linderot

Tony Star could riz up Taylor real good

Chloybear

as you bring up, "Is it still easy to get poisoned", a huge news story in Australia right now is that a woman had a dinner party with her ex-in-laws. where 3 of them died, and one went to ER, and it's suspected that they were poisoned by mushrooms

Alex Senator

the yard goes to the eras tour.. her next concert is very soon and in mexico city..

Alex Senator

ti-84 is 1000% what you should have for the sats.

Isaac

"his hot boy-body"

Isaac

get courage on the pod hash out your differences

Michael

QT cameo was so fucking funny. Great ep overall

kaitlyn

qts songs killed me

Nathan Miles

QT is so funny bring her back on the pod

_ _

Am I crazy or does Aiden kinda look like Luke Blovad?

Shiven Berry

More QT please

Andrew Mason

Taylor swift fans are the most normie a person can get without imploding

rysowal

brandy got that primary source, a1 journalism

Brandy Churchill

So my husband is diabetic and I can tell you 100% that a diabetics fresh urine tastes sweet.

Jaxson Blake

Goon voice is just an Adam Sandler voice but actually funny content

Swamp Ape Science

Its almost a shame that QT's plan didn't work out because I feel like that one would have killed Aimen and Aimen's uncontrolled laughter is by far my favorite. Nick is a close second, and this is easily the most parasocial thing I've ever said.

cheesymac

qt on wine about it: I will go on the yard if slime asks me by painting on his tummy QT will you come on the yard? and takes a picture of him showing it while on Aiden's shoulders on Hollywood Blvd. I think it's a reasonable request

Kenny reges

So the way you get lud to go to lunch with you is say your going to Dunkin’ and just kidnap him to lunch. Friends kidnap their friends.

amperscore

It would be really funny for all the yt viewers who are expecting an SAT episode next week to be greeted out of the blue with a pod where u all drink each other’s piss. Now THAT would be a measure of intelligence.

g d

we need QT on the yard just make her a host already

Amanda S

QT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Mike Tytheon

QT looking to run that bit makes me want to see some Slime & QT content. Just two great humans looking to create some laughs

Jack !

QT has BARS got damn

Jorja Cassidy

huge day for the yard swifties

Camilo

God this main n premo were so fuckin funny

Iain Davis

I think this was Aimen's best podcasts(Regular and Premo) to date maybe. Its difficult to describe why without detracting from the contribution but anyway thought I'd mention it stood out this week a little

eveiee

woman on podcast happy day for the 4%

Micah

The QT cameo just proves how much there needs to be a QT Yard episode. Her humor just meshes so well with everyone.

Antonio quintero

Impressive on the V6 Dyno nick. I was projecting a v5 dyno last month and fractured my hand :(

Charlotte

Even if you know all the deep lore

Charlotte

Taylor swift is normie Mecca

cas cas

i’ve been watching for a billion trillion years n never cared for the bonus episodes but qt and taylor talk? this is the content i’ve been waiting for.

Taylor

This push notification took me for a ride lmao

Ryan

The firepit rim is bent to hell these days.

Kyle Grillo

Slime complaining about a hypothetical after spending 10 minutes pondering Ludwigs bakery timeline is big goon energy

Landon Jozwiak

thats insane

Brennan Thomson

A few years ago when I was a counselor at a sleep away summer camp, I bought a half gallon of apple juice and left it out in the open on accident. After a while it expired and tasted pretty bad and I knew that other people had been drinking it so I wrote in huge letters “do not drink-Brennan’s apple juice” and then pissed in it. The only person who saw me do this was my buddy Seth, and two days later he told me that he watched another friend of ours drink it even after he had warned him not to. He said “fuck Brennan imma drink his juice” and then remarked on how it was spoiled. At the end of the summer I told him he drank my piss and he just stared into oblivion as his soul left his body for 5 mins. Most dastardly thing I’ve ever done. Best part is that I wrote on the inside of the cap that it was filled with my piss.