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Ep. 105 Premium - child news network [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2023-07-20 18:00:04 +0000 UTC

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Selena

Getting ratioed in patreon is crazy

Tristan

This is super late but a police department here in KY put punisher logo on their cars a while back which everyone thought was CRAZY

Jack Sharp

Well done

Bella N

can someone please explain what on earth that table thing is

ToastEatsPaint

jumping into a pool

Ced

I think it has to be a bit more than in the beginning, but surely Op is just tired of the bit and frequecy illusion has stepped in

Ally

aimen singing “did you finish the sauce?” was iconic

Anthony Snider

I was selling a Hogwarts castle made in the style of the Disney castle on my vinyl sticker store and Disney came after me for use of their font and their design lmao, Warner Bros didn't give a shit

Robert Kluth

Please keep farting into the mic. Or can all farts be bass boosted. I mostly listen and don’t know it’s coming until I hear it. I don’t have a chance to turn it up.

Shelby Nicely

Please stop farting into the mic. Or can all farts be muted. I mostly listen and don’t know it’s coming until I hear it. I don’t have a chance to skip it.

jai

my dad used to chew when i was little and would spit on empty pepsi cans. there was a ton of cans around the living room, so I went around and checked to see if there was any left. i git a big mouthful of chew spit and it was so gross

Jal

duo max

disney is the most litigious company in protecting IP. literally changing all the laws to keep mickey mouse

mikhahl

Wild thing to admit to

Cm0n

Ima be honest, it’s really easy to tell who’s on the account, especially if it’s you or slime, thank you for this explanation

Conner Smith

What does jumping in a pool mean when they were talking about the beerio kart rules?

Cm0n

Nick got VIOLATED halfway through

Garrett

going off of the conversation about seatbelts and the public complaining, back when the Hans device was being suggested for NASCAR drivers to wear to protect from whiplash, Dale Earnhardt was vehemently against it (he called it a "noose"). his death, which could've been prevented had he been wearing the device, was a trigger for a wave of safety regulations coming to NASCAR, including the Hans device.

Cooper

For the motorcycle safety shit, The US has awful laws for riders wear gear. Also the safety standards our helmets have (DOT) to meet are very low and other countries require more regulations (ECE). A DOT helmet will protect you but they're much less safe than an ECE helmet

Jacob Weiss

Child Snus Network

Mr.Snrub

I have to say Aiden is the perfect ying to Slimes yang. They are the perfect riff couple.

Salami_Tommi

The creator of the punisher has stated publicly that they hate cops and condemns the way that cops and weird fringe right wing people/groups have adopted the punisher logo

Tage Graham

nick kinda was the air bud

Kaitlyn Krzyzaniak

Table 10/10/ better stay

Jessica Kate St. Michael

Who asked

Paul McCartney

The fact that only 1/4 of the screen is visible and there’s constantly a blurry table in frame is so unintentionally goddamn funny

One Who Knox

Yikes

for traffic

I thought this was the viagra ep and they put the cardboard there to hide it

Evan

Tucker head here brother☝️

Danny

That’s the mang0

quaxk

yoooo

Alex Jones

im not a tucker head but I do like a lot of his stuff so I would say you have atleast one in the patreon

Maltoro

I never would've thought there is a yard Snus community lol. would consider Sibiria the failproof way to experience severe nicotine poisoning when nicotine doesn't already have you in a chokehold.

Maltoro

I love snus so much man. the light burning sensation that makes you feel alive and tickles your gums. The slight lightheadedness and warm sensation the nicotine gifts you with let's you feel love. You can feel your concentration slowly rising with a bit of nicotine running through your veins. A Snus and a coffee after having a nice meal. The heavenly taste of sweet Eukalyptus always in company. Snus is just so raw, so full of emotion and sensations. Was really enjoyable listening to you talking about god's gift :). Have a nice day!

Jonte Jonte

Watching this with a 5 dot

mia

i went to california adventure and they had ZERO copies of the economist

The Yard

yo i think this is a fair thing to be critical of, especially if that criticism is shared by a lot of people (feel free to chime in if you do), but do you think its honestly changed that significantly over time? i feel like its been a pretty consistent tone/type of humor throughout the show, since basically the beginning, so im surpsied this is presented as a change rather than something thats always been the case - aiden

mia

listened to the audio and i cant believe this is what the table looked like

Emil

they never explained the table

Charcol

I literally work for the RNC. #obligatorytuckerhead

Beefbung

All zyn is made in Sweden so yea

Beefbung

Most people don’t spit snus. The juices are tasty and filled with nic, don’t waste that like an uncultured beast. It’s best enjoyed with black pour over coffee or Swedish snaps/ herbal moonshine. Also you should by the white and red one called Siberia with a Russian theme. To would be the equivalent like an 8 dot. There are also ones without tobacco marketed towards children that taste like candy.

Joshua Haskett

Literally, the dramatic irony of them talking about it at the end of the episode

Cullen

I think his kidneys will acknowledge it in due time

skrat

Shoutout the seatbelt alarm silencer with built in bottle opener best purchase of my life

Dakota

Idk man maybe you’re just not on the intellectual level required to appreciate true comedy. Maybe JRE would be more your speed.

Daddy_Suit&Tie

Listening to them talk about dip spit in a coke/pepsi bottle brought back memories I was not prepared to face today.

ZoinksZombies

so is this the viagra ep? alot of cover JS

Kota

You came here to comment with a full diaper about how people you pay to watch talk like babies sometimes, interesting.

Dad Rs

Nick in shambles while getting screamed at for not finishing Borger is peak comedy

Dylan Newton

Y’all should do a PO Box

Hostile

nobody respects what you say\

Inferno Pyro

no pretty sure dog sandler is referring to it's jamaican origins. I think personally it really depends where you grew up and who you were around when it comes to whether it's appropriate to use it or not since it can certainly come off as rude if you aren't using it from a place of understanding.

Hostile

is the "culture" ur talking about uk drill????

Hostile

not true it is just an abbreviation of "whats going on" central c says wagwan bro

SgtSlime

nicks quiet "beedeepbedeepbeepbeep" when slime and aiden are losing their mines about sardines and ludwig says "order in the child news network!" had me dying, it was such a beautiful cacophany

Nesto Pinon

Wagwan my drilla

dog sandler

hey, i believe wagwan has a lot of racial connotations when it comes to saying that phrase. from research it looks like white people are heavily discouraged from saying it as a respect for the culture its based from. not experienced on the subject, just did a bit of googling and wanted to let you guys know.

Isaac

unsubscribe then dumbass

Cullen

Tabe L

Jacob Gasque

you don't have to spit with zyns so I assume that is also true of the euro zyns

Jessica Kate St. Michael

I am a Tucker head sounding off. I think since he has been fired from FOX, he has produced some intriguing content and perspectives.

MIMI

favorite premo in a while

Austin

Yeah, and every episode you do it a bit longer. In 100 more its just going to be baby talk. Thats what I mean by devolution.

Conner Johnson

taple

zach b

yeah I was expecting a lot more from the child news network episode

Logan Kihs

Table is for D&D?

The Yard

we've been doing that since day one you idiot wheres the devolution

Logan Hamik

Soooo the tables were to hide the dick pill boners right??

Mico

listening to them talk about snus is like listening to teens talk about wine coolers. It was made so mild that you didn't have to spit because the sweeds didn't want to go outside in the freezing cold.