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Ep. 102 Premium - who would be the best dad? [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2023-06-29 20:00:03 +0000 UTC

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Adam

Aidan don’t go to Nunavut that’s where my stepdad died so the mortality rate can’t be good

Nathan

You are 100% correct

Acxia

being from the UK and hearing the conversation about walking towards the end of the ep is crazy to me, i get 10k steps without even trying, this isnt even a brag either our towns and cities are just designed to be walked around

Micah Arndt

i agree with aidan

ENT

the fighting children concept at age 6 felt like deja vu, this combined with the mrs b story for the 10th time makes me fear the boys are going senile, hate to see it, who would've thought slime outlasted.

Austin

Am I the only one who hates when ludwig does that voice where he just trails off on everything? He hardly does it in the older stuff but the new podcasts are rife with it.

trenton aka mini

41:20 the yard discovers the collective unconscious *always sunny end credits

Dayrip

Aiden is often right, but holy shit does he suck at arguing.

Jos

Can confirm that when they mentioned that Slime horny episode I went, “oh yeah that one episode” even though I don’t remember which one exactly.

Andrew Lampkin

Wait til they hear bout uncle O’grimacey

Sly 2855

As many jokes they make about the age gap of slime and the younger boys, I do think he approaches these things from a much wiser angle. The kid discussion, is what I am referring to and I'm only halfway through it so he could just make me look like a fool

Robert McInvale

I slide with Aiden

RarePupperr

SCR on a car is usually “Source” so he was switching between Bluetooth and A DVD haha.

richardthegreiner

I am like 90% sure they talked about whose kid would win in a fight like 80 episodes ago

Jefflum

The yard dad timeline (the ages that I think they would be the best at being a dad, no real reasoning out side of vibes) Aiden 0-9 Ludwig 10-18 Nick 19-26 Slime 26-onwards

Lilymoon

They didn’t show the sex toy? Wait what

Garrett

i like chill lubbin ander

melona

we should have personal trainer christian on the pod/primopod

Corey Thompson

I stand with Aiden

Flo from statefarm

I stand with Aiden and like waterslides with a sprinkler in them

Nic

I stand with Aiden

Jona

I side with Aiden 😔💪

Etch

Aiden was 100% right

Freaky Fingers

I’ve seen raffi live as a kid and he was very wholesome. Bob Ross type of guy

Avery Littleton

Slime best dad I genuinely believe, he would love that lil pussy boy

melona

i also side with aiden

melona

dad rank slime aiden nick ludwig i love the yard

Matthew McKinstry

Aiden got the dumpy in this ep too

Jabug_

Please don’t talk about batteries

Murkus

I ranked against someone named loves missionary in street fighter and thought of slime 🥰

Holthis

I knew I heard this convo before lmao, insane deja vu

Holthis

Ep. 46 Premium - cars that pee [VIDEO] 40:46 Ludwig comes up with the question “who would you want to be your father?” to ask viewers during call-ins. Didn’t check but I think this was asked a few more times in later premos during callins too.

Holthis

Am I insane or did they already have the best dad argument like a year ago?

Jordan Mark

I side with Aiden

Daniel

I am officially a bigger yard fan than QT, put it in the books

Anthony Lowe

I don’t believe Ludwig can walk the dog because I’ve never seen that mfer with a yo-yo

Cas

i think slime is the most like a dad, so therefore would be the best. bc he already has the aloof and telling weird stories thing down

Elijah Massey

is it possible to get the YouTube links now so I can play the video at work and not have to worry about my screen turning off. i think that a lot of people would enjoy it

3rda

think glocally is what I say

Adah

Lmao this happened in a English class in my highschool (why did English teachers always want to have debates?) both sides ended up in tears

Adah

I need a decom style episode of Aiden and slime watching call me by your name

Adrian Dupre

44:00-44:08, No.

Adrian Dupre

I love Nick knowing nothing about how batteries work. I learned that last year, junior year of high school. Also, Slime being horny was the most I have ever laughed while watching the podcast.

Shealan Kenolio

Qts so based for skimming the last ep. Easily the worst ep of the yard ive sat thru in the 2 years since it started. Just so stupid

Xavier Salas

Aiden was right the whole time (gimme slide)

Michael Coggins

I love the Aiden's mom bit. I bet Aiden's dad is well proud of himself if he landed a wife like that!

Johnny Kiehn

The reason they were called "girl pushups" is because men generally have a lower center of gravity, which makes it easier to do regular pushups

Christian Sullivan

Dads literally just be saying shit. When I was a freshman in highschool my girlfriend at the time’s dad explained how he discovered that a comet wiped out the dinosaurs for his middle school science fair project

Demarcus Irick

Slime indeed did not sing indeed

MagnmOpus

If everyone jumped it most definitely would do something, when Mexico scored against Germany in the 2018 world cup, the celebrations in Mexico City did cause a small earthquake that was picked up on seismic equipment. Your move Liberals!!!

Michael Schuhler

aiden is completely correct and "lud argues like he's trying to piss aiden off" is so on the money lmfaoo

Asger Korsgaard

Ludwig is slowly but surely becoming the middle school kid who thinks he's smart because he watches science YouTube videos and says random facts

Nathan Wright

I genuinely agree with Aiden on the pope thing

Dad Rs

Absolutely fire episode.

May

if i agree with aiden will he be my friend in real life for real 🤔

We-R- Farmer

Aiden is rite

Ben Gregory

Pax being penny arcade expo actually made my brain cum

Yv

gimme wader slide

Stephanie Rodden

I know the one was part of the nazi youth and that was a stink for awhile

itsNder

they arent lighting their farts on fire what are you talking about?

Kodi Grund

I really do side with Aiden on the Pope debate. Ludwig was outta his mind with that one

Ayden Stevens

The pope is a title I couldn't tell you any of their names but we all know trumps name. Some before the presidency but most after

hayden boydston

who tf is dan

ExThird

Aiden was simply correct I cannot believe the three of you are getting away with this level of gaslighting

Jnaggo Dwemer

i would like to purchase the portable vagina, where buy

Ghost

i agree with aiden

Kellen

Still going to say that anyone who thinks Call Me by Your Name is what the movie is should read the book. It is so much better and so different.

patrick

slime spitting fire fire emoji

Goku Uses Spoons

I agree with Aiden, dm me for my address.

Joshua Augugliaro

Slime is 100% an uncle not a dad

Drax

This is the best episode in weeks. Holy shit I'm crying.

ethan cade

maybe aiden has a point

Shafts

aimen is right 👍

Zachary Nolan

Nick's gay marriage debate story reminded me I had a teacher have us debate abortion and it went so miserably the anti-abortion side cried for an hour.

Sunny D

Nick would be the worst dad because he’s confessed on tape multiple times that he wants to do fucked up little pranks to kids.

SgtSlime

"grimace has got a PINK PUSSY, that's what I think" the most cursed phrase ever spoken on this pod

Bimmy

Was fully expecting them to come to a conclusion where Nick’s son marries Lud’s daughter, and then Aiden’s son marries Slime’s son. The two joint kingdoms. 🔥

Chandler Meierarend

I need to go back and listen to the first time they planned to have their kids fight eachother, and see if they said the same things

Craig

They didn’t show the penis poster or the Amouranth Assistant in the premo :(

Peri

grimace’s cum is lean. fun fact

TheGuzzler

Even when you try to learn the physics behind it electricity is fucking magic, even Nebula can't truly explain what voltage truly is.

Chance Roberson

It’s a GAG gift, know what I’m sayin

Jakobi Gaming

holy shit unexpected baby beluga mention

Angel Macias

omg please put these episodes on youtube any browser I use I have to reload patreon every 15 fucking minutes I want sweet release please god

Mico

Aiden is 100% correct. Titles/positions aren't people.

Mia Judkins

i thought i clicked on a rerun fr

Kyotaz

how loaded are nicks parents if a guy can just take 3mil and it not be a problem?

gribbey

Take a shot every time nick says New York

Keytachi46

Yo they explain how batteries work in Dr Stone but I forgor

Daniel Lopez

Where can I buy that gd canister dont you dare hold out on me

Rose Canady

very deja vu ep

Farzam

I love the Yard

Arblebee Crimdle

Probably the only time this information will be relevant for the Yard: one of the most revered singers of Armenian Revolutionary music Harout Pamboukjian did a Tim and Eric bit where he sings about Spaghetti and Meatballs as Bread Harrity