Ep. 98 Premium - ludwig is short Poggers [VIDEO]
🕑 Added 2023-06-01 18:00:06 +0000 UTC- 00:00:00 - body never quits working
- 00:00:10 - slime could achieve everything the boys could do, in a year
- 00:01:50 - yaoi
- 00:03:22 - call me by your name
- 00:04:43 - ludwig cheated in a nuzlocke
- 00:06:12 - karl jobst
- 00:06:46 - aiden eats the poop fish
- 00:08:10 - slime gets recognised at starbucks & someone leaves him a message
- 00:10:15 - cool or cringe
- 00:11:06 - the starbucks employee legal team defence
- 00:11:55 - slimes legal team defence
- 00:13:34 - ludwigs pizza spot is ran by a ludbud
- 00:16:34 - slime got a message on his bag
- 00:18:39 - ludwig spots a ludbuds most used apps when taking a photo
- 00:19:18 - slime's fan interaction at Battle of BC
- 00:20:08 - aiden & dawson are in trouble for the valorant lobbies
- 00:21:23 - yingling call in
- 00:23:25 - ludwig spoke to Dr. K
- 00:30:19 - valorant
- 00:32:51 - astrobears drama
- 00:38:08 - league of legends scabs
- 00:40:28 - twilight
- 00:42:05 - yuri and yaoi
- 00:47:41 - the photo of aidens hand
- 00:50:10 - aidens moments of weakness
- 00:52:58 - wild dog in the airport
- 00:57:03 - thanks for watching
Comments
A roughly human shaped pile of red flags
The way Aiden threated to specifically choke them for making fun of his big hands. Perfection.
sand
yaoi son or yuri daughter
BonesBrooke
I have the black ikea manga shelves =( slime you were my favorite and you hurt me
Dermott Conlon
Slime wins 1v1 mid, you dont lose dota skills, just have to knock the rust off alittle bit
Talen Feller
Dubin
Josh
i have to say the boys having never heard of call me by your name is easily the straightest thing that has ever happened on this podcast
Ayden
I recognize I’m so late to this. As a former Starbucks Barista the taking over for someone else because you recognize the voice and they don’t wasn’t weird. The writing may have been weird though lmao
Alex Bucquoy
For the record slime did say Jacob not “Jacobs”
Misty Avinger
I can’t believe I’m saying this but yaoi= explicit gay manga and shounen ai= non-explicit gay manga
Magnuss
Watching these high is crazy funny
Emily
Moral of the valorant story is “I have no enemies”
Mack
Was not expecting the yard to get into the logistics of yaoi but here we are anyways they should google omegaverse
Jnaggo Dwemer
I liked the OTV video, great work guys!
Cece
It's cringe. Not because of what he did but because of what he wrote. Had he just wrote like "Doctor"on the cup then maybe.
Sniperplum47
I’m Australia a yowie is a type of mythical creature like Bigfoot. This episode confused the fuck out of me for a while
Ventdra
i have a membership to the yard podcast patreon
maskedmab
yaoi (contains explicit sex) and shounen-ai (no explicit sex) are subsections of the BL category 💯💪🏽💥💥💥
Shane
comedic timing of making fun of choosing what hogwarts house youre in not 2 minutes after talking about which astrobear everyone would be is insane
sor
ai nick is my newest favorite bit. absolutely perfect
Isaac Fullerton
? they didnt even say how they felt abt SK.
My friend that is not what Paris Syndrome is
Bimmy
I envy Ludwig’s love for America. Got back home from visiting my family in Scotland and I just became hella depressed to be back in the states 😭 I gotta be more patriotic like Mr Ludwin Anders 😔 I have Paris syndrome but for South Korea. I wanna go there so damn bad. Someday. 🙏
Harry Coupe
Karl Jobst is a piece of shit
Scott
Did Ludwig take a gummy before this, he is very animated and laughing his ass off
Noah
I can’t believe that no one laughed at call be by your Carson
LunarChzzz
100th episode?
studioesper
I can’t believe Aiden read Junjo Romantica. I’m so sorry lol
Daniel
Ludwig is obviously HARD normie pilled. And the fact that it is always met with such exasperation brings me the utmost joy.
Ezekiel Clay
Plz get Will on the podcast, I want to hear y'all riff about the insane college stories he has among the many he has as a metaphorical papa bear
Gavin Hutson
banger
Raymond Esparza
Most airports have a dog area for them to do their business and have disposable bags. I will say though if your a dog owner and you travel with said dog and don’t always have bags your a shit dog owner.
w
Slime’s Karl jobst impression was pretty good, but if he wanted to be more accurate he’d throw a couple slurs in the mix
Marcos Nunez
I think they should release a Highlight Dcom video on YouTube on the yard channel to get more people to subscribe
Marissa Thompson
I can’t wait for Girl Yard!
TransponderSnail
We need Yingling on the podcast stat
Vermin lord
yaoi is gay porn , boy love is the regular romance
Zaid Sober
a couple years back Arteezy's EG stack brought Dr K to the international to be their on sight psychologist
Kellen
The book Call Me By Your Name is a beautiful and introspective book that people should read. The movie is a fun gay romp in Italy (which is fine) but the book is so much better and does not feel rapey or predatory in the slightest (which is a common and valid criticism of the movie).
Ryan
they have smoker/dog sections outside at airports to take your dog
Dick Johnson
Does Popeye have Yaoi hands?
tinyraccoon
nick's kinda got bully vibes in this episode ngl. sometimes those quips come out a little too natural and its a sign either he was bullied or he was the bully.
Olympiastreets
I’m really glad Ludwig talked about his Dr K interview I’m always curious what guests take from those conversations and how they differ from what I get out of them. Also I’m a 38 year old licensed mental health therapist and know exactly what it means when people insta-lock dualists
Kyle S
Ya, it didn't feel like a 40 minute vid, I was entertained the whole way through
Theo T
call me by your carson is fucking insane
Camryn
AIDEN BRINGING UP JUNJOU ROMANTICA OMGG
May
so much BL talk this episode, fujoshis and fudanshis UP
Clancy Mitchell
Aimen disrespecting AD fiddlesticks cause he’s never come face to face with an AD Crittlesticks
Ricardo Martinez
I wanna know what the yard boys leg press, my back doesn't let me squat very well
Robert Grady
Loved Aimen’s Nujabes shirt for the OTV shoot🔥
Peter Beikes Møller
Actually Cybear could need oxygen, since a cyborg is mixed parts machine and man. In this case half bear, half machine.
Ghost
lud faking the run kinda blows ngl
Quinn
Ludwig been smoking too much of that Adin Ross pack our shortking can't read anymore
Hahlen Barkhau
Is the body won’t quit joke a reference to Its Always Sunny or did two groups of funny people arrive at this bit independently?
Benjamin G
You’re all actually unfortunately very effortlessly cool on the OTV video and it also really made me appreciate the unique value y’all have, you’re actually really good at this Also 2023 aiden is funny now #1 or 2 fs and that’s cool
Jack
"It's fake I can see the seam🤓"
Whotio
All of ur outfits this ep are 10/10
Carlos Vallejo
This was a fire week of eps
Luis Mavarez
nick proving again he was just born cool
em
i loved junjou romantica when i was in middle school 😭😭😭
Nick
Airports literally have a place for your dog to pee. It’s like Astrotruf and it’s gross AF but your dog will pee and poop there.
Kyle
I thought my friends and I were the only ones who played Astro bears, such a goated game to play with the boys
Will Adams
Gotcha. Yeah that’s most likely
Michael
Kinda also was upset that Ludwig cheated in the Ludlocke, but it made for a good YouTube video, so I guess it makes sense content wise. Now just waiting to hear how he cheated for his speed runs in Mario party lol Good yard ep
bear
you might've mistyped it, it goes to the video "c-walk in paris" which is fire
solarkro
aiden is so much stronger than i am because if my friends started grilling me about the yaoi i read in middle school i would have been so embarrassed that i would have had to physically leave the conversation
William Beebe
I feel like tarik would have been cool with that ban that aimen did because I watched him yesterday talk about how he doesn't want people like that in his chat so it would probably be nbd
realahfr
Nancy Pelosi says hi ❤️❤️✌️
Ismael
How does the AI voice nick does get me every time
Tyrell Arnold
This is so fucking funny to comment on a patron comment section behind a paywall
Johl
I’m with slime on this one not because of the Ludwig is short thing but because interrupting that lady to start an interaction is crazy to me. The cup thing is also kind of cringe but much less so because it only involves the 2 of you and not a random 3rd party that has no idea what’s going on.
Andrew Cohen
Aimen is Lanky Kong
Will Adams
The link at the end of the YouTube video didn’t work, made me sad. Was hoping it would just be a rick roll or something
Hexan
Where can i get that blacklist tool i need
ChinitoBack
Some airports have pet bathrooms now
BigW
OTV video wasn't cringe, on the contrary, it kept my attention for the whole 40 minutes. Plus the thumbnail was fire 🔥. I will say though, the chocolate syrup foot massage had EVERYONE uncomfortable in the best way.
Isaac
i got blocked by slime on twitter because i commented “i love you” on a funny video he posted 🔥🔥🔥🤩🤩
gremlin bastard
as someone who was once a 13 year old girl on the internet, their discussion of yaoi is giving me an aneurysm
Yofted
i dont think slime realises how popular physical manga is, i guarantee in the twitch/livestream/youtube/esports fanbases that being into manga is a pretty neutral to green flag kind of thing
Kevin Reyes
I’ve recently started playing Valorant and I’ll either die a hero or live long enough to become Aiden
monique
I do think you guys looked realllll good in the OTV video 🫣 overall, was a good and funny video though ~
Julian
OfflineTV video was great but after one of Lily’s raps, Ludwig goes YOOOOO!! And he just sounded terminally white and cringe.