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Ep. 66 Premium - our icks [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2022-10-13 18:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Juan Rodriguez

TimeSplitters 2 is genuinely a goated game

David Duncan

Ludwig endorsing all these places reminds me of Mass Effect 2 where you can go to every store and record yourself saying, 'I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.'

vTreg

I don't know what it was, but this time I could smell slimes fart through the screen

EchoBox

I’ve always thought aiden had ADHD. Maybe should get a diagnosis

Rodrigo Garcia

I hate ludwigs fucking feet

Tomas

Aidens ick is that he describes things as "oodles of fun" unironically

Atomic Pumpkiin

dude you guys are lucky for being on patreon this ep, you talked about making plans for the future, the cruise, and then INSTANTLY went on talking about how cruises are the best place to murder people lud wants the fans to kill his friend sadge

Chomp

omg cant wait for Nick to be in his kit car era

Brandon Beery

Timesplitters is a GOATed franchise

Mandingalo

Also you're 21 years old and talking about being fat shamed since 9. I'm 30, more years on this planet than you, possibly met and interacted with more people than you. It's not that serious, nothing you say is valid and when you stop wallowing in your own self pity you'll stop being such a massive bitch all the time looking for sympathy online from a bunch of strangers.

Mandingalo

Answer to this, yes i have been "fat shamed", been chubby my whole life, got in shape fucking 1 year ago for health reasons. I didn't give a fuck then, don't give a fuck now and you should really grow a fucking pair. Stop being so sensitive. You just sound like a whiney idiot wanting to make everything about yourself.

Dylan Bagley

They should do a wine about it and the yard colah

andy duong

when I try to watch the video I only get the sound and a grey screen anybody else run into this?

Clare

damn, your moms were kinda evil for that ngl

pluckythechicken

no lie, Nick's gulp for slime's hamburger hole made me laugh for a solid 20 minutes

Michael Coggins

If anyone else has this problem, I cleared my browser's memory cache and it worked just fine afterwards.

Michael Coggins

This "There was an issue loading this video. Please refresh and try again" is getting relentless and that's quite annoying. Patreon get your shit together.

Dimitri N

Aiden under the covers playing video games at night. Mom walks in, he pretends to be masterbating instead.

Omar Vargas

the way they don't know the actual meaning of ick, and are just doing group therapy is so upsetting to me,

Taro

ahh time splitters 2 was the ideal degenerate late night gaming sesh game!

Michal Dobrzynski

I'm old now and I feel like I missed the part of my life where I hang out with friends after secondary school. Living vicariously through The Yard.

Tate Belcher

wheres the cow hat from?

Fran

Nick, do a thing donut media and then get them to work on ludwigs kei truck, learn car shit, that collab would be sick

Kay

aimen talking about limited time offers for pokemon games activated the memory of needing to give a friend my copy of pokemon white to a friend so they could get me victini cause it was impossible to find a gamestop within a reasonable distance to stop at while running errands with mom. POS wouldnt return my game and gave it back after he played through all of my story

Emily

I also wasn’t allowed to have a DS and I was jealous of all the kids with pictochat :,(

Zach Bauleke

in n out plains are goated Nick is right

LISAAAA

Mogul mail is the nicotine patch to Ludwig quitting a streaming addiction

Demarcus Irick

my understanding is people were being weird and lost the privilege for everyone

Justin Larese

Bro my dad is a software engineer and I was lazy as fuck in school. My junior and senior year my grades were so bad he started automatically blocking my PC from our home internet starting at 3pm which was 30 minutes after I got home, even on the weekends and summer.

Pratham Bhalla

Why dont they do the call ins anymore?

mychichi

As i was reading your comment it crashed, incredible timing

Erik Wengenroth

Also, if nick wants to build a car, check out an Exocet. Probably the easiest way to go about his idea

Ivanovich

I cannot stress enough how dogshit the patreon media player is. It literally crashes for me every 5 minutes. As a site, it's on tumblr levels of bad design. Good episode though lol

Erik Wengenroth

The climbing video was really great.

Vaia

Nick's Sykkuno >

kaitlyn

good luck /neu

Viral

loved the wow talk at the end. more please

Falseprophet _

I love slime knowing espanol

Daniel

Okay I know ludwin is a big middle mouse, but I’d love for him to actually give an opinion on the mizkif situation, rather than throwing out soft excuses for him that don’t matter in the bigger picture of conversation.

Garrett

Nick should build a motorcycle first he'd hate the experience significantly less and the experience would help if / when he builds a car

Edward

Take it from an Auto Mechanic, it's absolutely possible to build a car from scratch. It would just take an unholy amount of money and resources to build it.

roundy

Brazilian Steakhouses are so goated

Ren Hope

I wasn't allowed to have a handheld console until I bought my own GBA SP at 13. I also wasn't allowed to play games during the week. Aiden and I are the same.

Isaac sivley

also im currently building a 2005 mustang and its so satisfying just to fix simple shit andor add performance shit on.

Isaac sivley

as a mechanic main just want to let nick know that it takes a bout 2 years to learn and fully understand how every part of a car works so its a totally realistic project/hobby. if you want something easier and cheaper get into motor cycles but other than that Hondas and Toyotas are as easy as Legos to work on. SO GOOD LUCK NICK!!!

Rad

The term is Patron, welcome :)

Alex treib

I love that drake line too. My other favorite drake line is got so many chains the call me Chaining Tatum

SmeefDong

nick you could totally rebuild a car and an engine and whatnot. just start by learning how them bitches work, at the very least you'll be able to impress some friends by fixing a loose belt or something. also car guys are the most helpful people I've ever met its crazy

surma

i know nothing about smash and I literally feel like I’m hearing one of those “this is what English sounds like to non English speakers” videos every time they talk about it, I am trying to learn but god my brain is small

Brycee

Best of luck building your car nick, if you wanna start with something i’d recommend an older civic or prelude I feel like they would suit you, parts are readily available, and they’re good beginner friendly platforms 🫡

Oscar Daniel

Damn I wanted to hear that Madden story

Alex Musselman

This is the worst take.

Hank Smith

hay im a patreoner!

Jefflum

The only thing that my parents were strict about was that my mom wouldn’t drive me and my brother to GameStop. She was fine with us having our PSPs and Xbox and would even get us games for our bdays and Christmas but if we asked to go to GameStop she’d say no lol

Deirdre

I think they only call it a stinky 2 about Ludwig because his specific personal goal was to be under 200, not because EVERYONE over 200 is stinky. But they should probably address that and make it more clear. Also anyone saying "L + ratio" on this is cringe as fuck, it's not difficult to be respectful

Dylan Rank

when my grandma used to life with my family she had a bunch of gamecube memory sticks and i would sneak into her room at like 10pm when she was playing farmville on her computer and take them to dump her animal crossing stuff into my town, after about 4 heists she caught me and i had to stand in the corner for an hour. worth it tho i got hella bells

luna1337

Huh, I always thought it was just Ludwig's stinky 2. Never thought about it as a stinky two for all people everywhere. Seems insane since people come in all shapes and sizes and weight can fluctuate between healthy or too much or too little dependent on height/age etc. I assume he's talking about it as the context of this one particular friend since he knows what his healthy weight range is, but idk man. Sorry that happened to you and glad to hear you are doing better, keep it up king.

Acrylic

anyways there is a line to cross something was thrown and u feel like u got hit but in reality they are just tryna make some funny hahas

Acrylic

nah bro they feel sorry and bad for you but wont do anything else abt it other than maybe like, i get that u have a problem abt body image but no one said it to u so when the guy said how did u make that abt urself i get what they mean

Kyle MacGregor

A conversation between 4 strangers published online for 27,000 people who pay at least $5 a month to listen to. I also wasn't making it directly about myself, but more about how something that was said made me personally feel. Ya know, like a comment section is meant to be for. Maybe have some empathy for once in your life and look at how small comments can affect you whether or not the person that is saying them realizes how it makes you feel. If you can do that, then think about how maybe voicing those concerns could make you feel slightly better and maybe there is a small chance the person who made that comment notices and thinks about it for a second. Do I expect Slime to change? Not really. But I am allowed to comment whatever I want under these videos. And you are allowed to reply and make a comment without thinking about others. I don't give a shit about "internet points" but maybe also notice my original comment is the most liked on the video, so maybe it's not just me that notices when Slime makes that joke and starts to feel that way.

hebertexp

dude what even is this, how did u make a conversation between 4 strangers about yourself

Gio Velasquez

i was waiting for the "L+Ratio"

Abhay Adhyapak

"Hey, respectfully, this thing actually hurts me" // "Actually you're a giant idiot and this is harassment, nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye"

Kyle MacGregor

Have you been fat shamed your entire life? No? Then shut the fuck up. What somebody that is a public figure says does have an affect on those that hear it. And while Slime doesn't like to think he is an influencer, he is. Personal experience matters in what offends anybody. My personal trauma is absolutely fucking valid. Am I defending other offensive shit he has said directly? Again, no. I am 21 years old and have been constantly fat shamed since I was 9. I mentioned something that came up in the ick conversation about feeling bloated. Telling somebody to toughen up about trauma they have experienced is why I dislike people like you. I like comedy that doesn't offend people, because good comedy shouldn't make anybody feel bad about themselves. Slime wouldn't like me criticising him, but I am sure he'd like that more than somebody who dismisses valid trauma.

Mandingalo

Toughen up bruh, they're friends. Close friends at that, and he's said WAY worst things to be offended at. But you choose fat shaming. This is why I dislike people like you. You like the comedy until that shit hits home. It's not that serious, laugh it off, you'll be fine bruh.

Shun Ahmed

made my Volkswagen that way <3

Shun Ahmed

quick take from the child of an automechanic, it’s nearly impossible to build a car from scratch, but rebuilding a car from scraps takes equal effort and ambition (and is also such a fun big boy puzzle)

Kyle MacGregor

Even though I should be ok with the shape I’m in anytime I hear something like the way Slime fat shames Lud I just get thrown back to being a chubby 4th through 7th grader and being made fun of constantly because I wasn’t skinny.

Kyle MacGregor

My ick is how Fucking much Slime fat shames. As a guy that is in decent shape being fairly muscular at 5’ 11” 260 lbs every time he says “stinky two” or calls being bloated “gross” it just contributes to my body image issues. Normally I’m pretty Slime pilled and don’t mind his crazy takes. But recently his constant fat shaming has made him my least favorite member of the pod when at the start he was my favorite. Fat shaming sucks and I know Slime probably wont give a shit if he ever sees this but I just wanted to speak my mind on it because it’s been bothering me for awhile.

Jason Queen

It’d kill me if when Slime said it was his turn to hear their icks for him, they put a letterbox in and color corrected the video to look like a Bourne movie

spella!

as a server, you’d be surprised how many people drink as fast and as much as atrioc

Alex Musselman

Nick, a great resource for learning about cars is joining a local F1 building team. Usually they need volunteers and they like teaching new people about cars and how they work. There’s also a Lego set that has a working gearbox if you’d like to learn about transmissions and gear reductions. Edit: cars not cats!

melona

this is so funny

n

my dad used to just take my door away so I couldn't sneak any of that shit

Joaquin Molina

fuck you

thehufbagel

nick got on them jeep wranglers

Jackie

Ludwig's ick time rivals slimes and I'm in shock

COZe

Why is it when I go to eat dinner Ludwig has to put his nasty grippers directly into frame?

Noah May

aaw it does smileman

Sspyca

im glad they skipped the call ins

Rob Carlstrom

Slime eating fast could be a product of being raised in Poverty. A lot of people who grew up poor tend to eat fast as a defense mechanism to not having food security. He could also just be a little goblin man 🤷‍♂️

Nick E.

I'm sure you professional podcasters are working on it but I still gotta say it: please fix Aiden's mic issues. Great episode.

Dad Rs

I miss Nick's end of episode Drake bits. I'm sad he got shamed out of doing them.

Brody McNutt

love the pod but good god the patreon video player is absolute dogwater

Ty

Loving these time stamps

Kyler Winters

Atrioc catchin strays

Samer Dawud

My ick is looking at Ludwig’s crusty ass toes every damn episode

HCS

@Nick Get a good-ish condition, early '90s Mazda MX-5 and build the shit out of it. -community is great ((worldwide)) -it's very easy to modify/build (no difficult electronics like in newer cars) -manual is a flex -it's affordable -50:50 weight distribution -convertible but also the possibility of a hardtop -it smile man And most of all it provides the best fucking driving experience, I've driven BMWz, Porsches, Hondas, Fords, VWS, Audis but nothing puts a bigger smile on my face than driving in my lil ass smiling happy looking ass shitbox 10/10 recommend to any car guy, New or veteran Great channels to learn on YouTube include but are by no means limited to: -Chris Fix -Superfast Matt -CarMighty and many more

Mia Christensen

I loved the drake thing and miss it dearly

Canyon Tennant

also gatekeeping bones is really funny

Canyon Tennant

ik the mizkif comeback was kinda wack and handled very poorly but yall talking about it without having any knowlegde of whats going on is kinda wack too, esp when theres a lot of new things happenening but nobody sees it because in their mind miz and maya were dead and buried two weeks ago

jordan

aiden's hair has never looked better lwig is wrong

sawyer tsaregorodtseva

it was particularly insane for mizkif to pull up that sexual harassment video and smirk about it because of that clip where he says that what happened was "sexual harassment at a low tier" which "isn't really a big deal." weird as fuck