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Ep. 87 Premium - a genie gives you a wish [AUDIO]

🕑 Added 2023-03-15 19:00:03 +0000 UTC

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Jasper

Infinite pasta packet on my right side, infinite sauce packet on my left side, garlic bread in the back pockets.

onyi

This is the funniest episode. If I could show anyone the yard for the first time, this is what I show them

Jack N

Maybe it's just me but a fear of death seems pretty natural

Just Some Rat In a Pie

the sheer AMOUNT of horny 14 year olds learning the invisibility spell in mass would fucking ruin the world

this is by far the funniest shit I have ever heard

Michael Fenton

My 1st wish is to never die because fuck that I have an irrational fear of it. Second is the people I care about to live as long as me because my heads fucked and I couldnt watch them die and I'm not sure I could make new friends over and over. Third wish surprisingly isnt for money. I would wish for magic to be real and to have the ability to wield it Harry potter style

Michael Fenton

Me and my brother have an agreement that of we live to 65 we will try heroin because at that point theres not much else to live for

Dougal Power

Safe dragging is from fast five not 6

newblaze

I'm pretty sure that anything smaller than a Planck length is just a quantum particle, so eventually aimen would be shitting quantumly superposed shits and the way that scientists figure out about it is that one of aimen's shits goes to the future tony stark style and warns the scientists of the future to come back in time and take out aimen's dangerous shits. Or they come back in time like that one Amazon Chris Pratt movie to save the world since eventually his shits would reach the schwarzschild radius and cause a black hole to form which swallows the earth.

Gianni Fazio

Hey ludwig, as someone who did heroin 1 time. You would be fine. Overrated. Like yea u feel fucking amazin but you dont wake up not feeling like damn, i just did heroin, thats kinda fucked up, best not do that again. Also no side effects the first time.

Sio

I swear the outdoor youtuber Slime mentions is Xander Budnick, banger videos

Paul Sanford

pop pop

ExThird

at 9 minutes the fish ludwig is talking about… I know he has a different reference but it’s literally just Guppy from the bobiverse series Guppy (i’m listening to the book I don’t remember the spelling but it’s an acronym) in the bobiverse series is basically everyone’s personal assistant, he looks and sounds like admiral ackbar, he’s not a true AI but he’s basically a calculator for everything, languages, physics, math, knowledge, but he doesn’t actually have a soul. soul is a debated subject in the series anyway I’m high listen to the bobiverse series by Dennis E Taylor on audible is the best story I’ve ever experienced

JuanJo

I would wish that whenever i drive somewhere theres always an empty parking spot waiting for me

Deepto Chatterjee

That's bleak

I made a Patreon for Get Cynical

Been a really big fan of bisexual Slime for a while now. Hope we keep getting more.

Andrew J Hall

I would wish all printers would just work and not break down every time you look away

Mico

"It's like a pool noodle..."

Fred Nyberg

i would wish for all oranges to br shaped like pears

Jackpath

He also referenced The Myth of Sisyphus when talking about Tyler1 and everyone glazed over it lol amazing joke tho

Jackpath

Bro wish for it now

Billy

Slime's Doshin the giant comment is such an insane thing to reference

scaryh4rry

nothin like a fresh pack of reds and a new premium ep to start off my day

Tim Staeheli

The survival-idea exist already in the german Youtube scene. Its called "7 vs Wild". 7 youtuber/streamer got dropped of on a wild Island in Panama and depending on the individual skilllevel they had more or less Tools. And the goal was to make it through the week.

npoma

I wish that Sekiro 2 would actually come out in the next year

Jack

It's established that this genie doesn't abide by human moral standards. It likely wouldn't care

Michael

The way to beat the genie game is to wish that you were a child so if the genie fucks you he’s a pedophile.

Bairdsen

I wish that every time Ludwig went live or uploaded a video, the urge to fuck Slime goes up by .5%. So eventually, inevitably, he'd want to fuck Slime.