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Ep. 80 Premium - Goats eSports [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2023-01-26 19:01:00 +0000 UTC

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Drew Curry

Goatpussy.onion is probably one of the funniest bits aidens every done. Anytime he references minero you KNOW he’s in his pocket

Justin O'Brien

Aesop is better than slug, Aiden listen to Bring Back Pluto

Father Boots

Imagine thinking Slime would give a single fuck about your demands, wack and cringe

Skiddly Winks

Finders keepers of the creepers, everyone's been saying this

Finn

i had it playing while driving and i was like, 'I'm going to crash my car listening to this bit.' And then i rewound and played it again 🤡

Sly 2855

Siege mentioned, my day is made

Chase Williams

The fart bit was actually more funny than it should have been honestly. I farted shortly after Slime did the first time and couldn't stop laughing

Loagn Smith

Please fart into the mics.

cbkf7yhk99dhwpg-13ma11

"King, try it." might be the funniest clip from this show

Garrett

you're wack and cringe

Shelby Nicely

Please stop farting into the mics.

Suppy

The gambling people at a casino bit had me rolling, good shit

Alec

this is my favorite premo yet. everyone popped off in this.

Donny

Goats eSports is unironically the next evolution for Mogul Moves

Ale

If you guys want a UFO to rent for the Jerma episode, there's this amazing rental in Joshua Tree called Area 55 Futuro House.

Sleeepy

Lud doesn’t get it, people gamba money because they love money, but the boys just love Yan and Yingling more than money

Jack

One of the best premos for sure

Slightly9

KEVIN is in workaholics as well

Gehrig Rosen

you should consider licking my balls

Alexis Tiede

Tommy D

This is the funniest premo yet

Jonathan S

Just auction off the Vespa on stream to pay for a new one haha

Jonathan S

I have a friend named Aidan who has a dad who is a pilot and is also a pilot. He is one point above Aimen 🤯

ruckus

The rhymesayers lore sidebar was so funny

monty fisher

if you make that breslin merch i will buy 100 times over

Beckett Hitchman

Dude goats meta is all I thought about the entire bit 😭

Unrep

this is in my top 3 primos

Shay Price

try it

Jack

this podcast is the thing keeping me going rn, never been in a harder spot in my life and i’ve been through cancer

woomi

try it

Matthew Ritt

Bro I can’t wait to be turnin out for goats esports at every tournament

Hugo Verzone

This might be the funniest premium episode so far

SrDezi

Slime's "my liege" bit had me laugh-crying so hard, I had to pull off to the side of the road because the tears welling in my eyes were making it hard to see while driving

VigorousPringle

I had an uncomfortable dream where on a premium ep Zipper was there as a guest but he looked like a mix of Hasan but skinny and with a Joshman stlye beard

Joe Saia

Imma unsub if you don’t post two pods a week now that the free ones are over with :(

Avery Littleton

This is nicks peak, he’s the mascot goat spreading his beautiful innards for all of us to see

Sorcha BD

nicks one liners for the GOATs E-Sports bit are some of his best work

Jose Rojas

This primo was primo content

Ace Defective

bit of a pun guy

gie

Goats ESports is hard 🤷🏽

Daniel

Teach a man to yan

Dylan Sanchez

i live right by pomona and Nick isn't wrong

U K

At this point why doesn't everyone except Slime carry some Febreeze or U-No-Poo just to throw at him like a cat when they spray

Rohan Swami

whos gonna sing "there's a man inside of you" first

Colin Postley

Maybe they should point a shotgun mic at the slide for all the times people go up there to escape slime

Darcy Phillips

Thanks for coming out and doing the pod today fellas, really turned up the heat. Keep up the good work, looking forward to seeing more results like this from you in future

Sas Wat

maybe the funniest primo ep ever

Jor Dan

i’ve said this a few times but this was the best premium ep so far

Jack Mete

Love Aimen

Marlon J Herrera

Slime is right about the gambling, as someone who no life’s poker for years, it’s different when you just play every so often than it is gambling degenerately

Lucas Pacheco

This has to be the best ep so far

Taro

#goatsrektem is actually such a good hashtag for goats esports

Mina Draskovic

I mean I laughed at the chicken head bit, but also the fuck do I know about what's problematic

Javier Medel

Aiden kinda caked up tho

Mathew Paniagua

i feel like a boomer not being able to find the discord link

Kyle Lochner

Need to sign a goat simulator pro ASAP

Keaton

If you don’t like hearing the melee talk then why are you here? I think they could do a better job of providing layman context but the stories are always fire.

Keaton

PLEASE make the Brezlin jersey. I will buy 10

Lyndon Baines Johnson

Patreon Power Hour with the boys? Take a drink of beer each minute with a shot at each 10 minutes

Jaime Mango

Holy shit this was the funniest primo easily lmfao also lugwig is weird

Ashley Garnett

Redbull x GoatsEsports: Spread your Wings

Evan Shimp

Far and away the funniest primo ep ever. I've never laughed so hard for so long. So many riffs off of Goats eSports man thanks for the great content man brightened up my shitty night at work

Thomas Burton

There’s been a lot of great primos, but this was comedy gold

KCK Dumas

fun fact sparky, ASU's mascot, is based off of Walt Dinsey. The artist who created sparky fuckin hated him so he made walt into a devil

Tage Graham

Good for you 👍

Tage Graham

"King try it" new best yard bit

bigfoot

one of the greatest primos yet

Bare

bro I NEED the fall guys champion hoodie om my snatched little tight bod RIGHT NOW

Johl

Bro goats rectum was the hardest I've laughed at this pod fucking ever

SgtSlime

this is one of the funniest primo episodes holy fuck LMAO the entire goats esports investment segment had me dying. "goats wrecked 'em!" slime fucking dying at every other thing that got said was incredible

Dan

nick might've peaked at #goatswreckedem

Brandy Churchill

Oooo I need a Bresslin jersey

patrick

slime got that mcdonalds server drip

Angel Macias

16:30 Nick looking like King Bob from Recess at the top of the slide

Edward

Mr.Man over here acting like we're watching a fortune 500 company meeting

Mitchell

Fantastic ep boys one of the best

Ashton Hellwig

I also think you can easily turn yourself out on Grindr and just put "Hookups only" and link your OF in the bio and you'd be good to go

Nicolás

yard power hour would go very hard + we get to play along at home

Ashton Hellwig

"Gimme one cowboy hat and ten minutes in that room" is how I am going to take on my next meeting at work.

Ibby R

Bro doesn’t like slimes meals I guess

TedTheTitan

#GoatsWreckedEm

luhsitto

GOATS Reckt 'em

Jamie Fraser

Theres an overwatch team called GOATS and they made a team comp that ran ow1 for a while, so goats eSports was VERY talked about in ow for a while

Saif Ali

Bought a subscription to the Patreon literally JUST to tell you guys to keep fucking farting into the mic. Please. It's so funny and hilarious. I love the pod, please for the love of Our Lord, hollowed be thy name, good and holy, dearest sweet baby, Jesus Christ, keep doing that shit, also please Aiden i really would not recommend doing acid on the pod, that shit is way less chill than shrooms and i know you didn't enjoy that as much anyway

Fruityoo

Bought a subscription to the Patreon literally JUST to tell you guys to stop fucking farting into the mic. Please. It's so gross and childish. I love the pod, please for the love of Our Lord, hollowed be thy name, good and holy, dearest sweet baby, Jesus Christ, cut that shit out.