Ep. 79 Premium - star wars [VIDEO]
🕑 Added 2023-01-19 19:00:04 +0000 UTC- 00:00:00 - welcome back to the primo
- 00:03:22 - child labour
- 00:04:00 - aiden worked the berry fields
- 00:05:23 - nick worked at the coffee bean
- 00:07:20 - full beard high schoolers
- 00:10:21 - aiden fucked up
- 00:13:00 - ludwig family guy funny moments oddly satisfying subway surfer #120
- 00:16:45 - star wars
- 00:19:45 - slime's star wars theory
- 00:22:25 - magicians
- 00:24:10 - david blaine
- 00:25:15 - nicks magic phase
- 00:25:34 - ludwig tricks a magician
- 00:27:30 - the old house
- 00:28:10 - alright man...
- 00:29:00 - after party LAN matches
- 00:33:07 - the yard cum check
- 00:35:00 - footie lads
- 00:39:20 - a genie gives you 2 options
- 00:41:00 - the cherry stem trick
- 00:44:00 - LA sucks
- 00:45:10 - public transport W
- 00:46:00 - ludwig is nervous about japan
- 00:48:45 - elimination shows are sad
- 00:51:52 - slime watches an game documentary
- 00:56:01 - aidens dream
- 01:04:10 - thanks for watching
Comments
ena
same !
Eli
Watched all of the normal eps, now watching all primos in reverse chronological order like god intended
Brian Cartwright
thank you ludwig, I am watching the yard in reverse chronological order
Natalie Clark
i am jumping from primo to primo. you can't tell me how to live
daytuhn
I’m new game+ watching them in reverse order
con
im new game plus ing
Cloud Storm
I know but this is way past, but me 26, it is at least 1 a year. It genuinely scares me of my own mortality
Guyguy
Yup same here, can’t believe they disbanded 😔
Australia Isn’t real
I’m hella late but I’m actually doing what Ludwig said at the beginning I’ve watched all of the yard and am now going thru the dlc
jeydon
i unironically rly love playing subway surfers so when those split screen vids got popular i also thought it was to make you watch things twice
D Billups
I am following in your footsteps papa. Subscribed to the patreon on 02/16 and have been having my own little Yard marathon ever since.
den
oh my god, i came across the vid slime talks about towards the end of the episode and when i got to the racist part i instantly remembered him talking about it LMAO i won't be watching the rest of it either
Ryan Parnaso
currently going premo to premo, finished all mains.
Kirsten bracale
Going premo to premo, but every week I listen to the regular pod and then go to the new premo. Then I fill the void with more slop
Dean Marker
shout out to all the premo to premo enjoyers
smeeth
Me too
Joe VanKeuren
Same lol
Devin Daerden-Craig
Am currently going from premo to premo
Hudson Burt
2 weeks later and I'm called out for new game +
vTreg
why does slime has swish cheese shoe?
KatieOnline
Not me being called out for watching all of the yard and then new game + ing the primos
Jnaggo Dwemer
I watched all yard episodes in order then came to patreon to watch the primos and now i feel attacked
Joseph Robinson
When slime roast you for primo jumping😭
Nicholas Koi
primo jumping like CRAZY just binged like 15 eps in the last 30 hours or so'
Vap0r1ze
slime broke my heart
Landen Baker
Indeed primo jumping
Aria Way
primo jumpers :]
The147th
^same
ZoinksZombies
I'm a new game plus tbf
I am going backwards watching everything so
Anura
I'm a part of the new game plus
Andrew Hawthorne
Same they're calling us out
Mac
Just got premo a few days ago and now I'm going through all of them backwards like a crazy person
Ivy Rominger
Bro the ContinueCast That shit slapped
Zachary Collisson
primo jumper squad
ReadySteadySpaghetti
yeah we're all primo jumper bears
Crydra
Ludwig is right, people will put off the Patreon and watch the full catalog of The Yard on YouTube and then resort to this website to keep up their dosage, I however am now 5 episodes away from being fully caught up on this and advice and will finally have to get the Disney extension to work to keep the train rolling scooby gang
Peter Beikes Møller
im rewatching all the episodes for the 3rd time.
thedopeduck
I started from the beginning a couple months ago. I'm here now. Hello friends
riley lockwood
watching literally the exact way that ludwig says
Zac
I actually watch the primo first, then go to the prequel
Thomas Reynolds
me a person going premo to premo
cbkf7yhk99dhwpg-13ma11
"That's how French food is made." made me shoot ice cream out of my nose
Scott
why'd slime's fart sound like blues clues at the end there
melona
i’ve watched the yard from ep 1 to 80 and all the old premiums i can access to now
Angel Macias
and aimen's "thats plo koon mane"
Angel Macias
shoutout comfort colors, I copped some cc blank tees in high school cause of a youtuber named gearedtowardsgear. They were like $2 a tee and I still got em
WillDoesEditing
the try guys did a fertility test ep and one of them was infertile
Minifox 14
My girlfriend is one of those wrestlers and let me say it is scary getting cuddles sometimes
Saif Ali
slime may live in a world that is chronological, but i live in a world where time is fake so
aleia
4`.,mgfff
aleia
';p,=]]
aleia
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Mitchagain
Shit I just watched ep 80 and came back to listen to this one.
CPT
Had a busy few months and I am actually catching up with a few of the past primos, thank you Ludwing for welcoming me
Jack
nick just saying "gerber" is so funny
Colin Montville
sometimes i forget i'm subscribed to the primo and every time i do it's like "oh boy more yard"
Thomas Stone
Cool that you remember continuecast I loved that podcast too
Jullian A
Me: Feeling included bc im jumping from premo to premo
Alec
Slime doing the billy Madison “that’s assault brotha” yard greatest hits
Blake Waters
That Rodney Mullen joke was insane
Dorian O'Conan
I wait a few weeks to binge about a month of Yard content: I watch the normal episodes in chronological order and then the primo content in reverse chronological order. Yes it’s fucked.
Mark Aberin
Slime talking about that racist youtuber at the end reminded me of this NBA 2k youtuber. 2K would release "Lunar New Year" packs at the time and he would do opening videos and for 30 minutes this white guy would wear a rice hat and qipao. Not a single comment about it being fucked up so I also felt like a pussy lib LMAO
Mark Aberin
I believe it's Tarnished Archaeologist
Ruby Thomas
You should totally have PewDiePie on the podcast when you’re in Japan, but you don’t let him say a word for the entire hour and a half. The views would go crazy
🩵🖤🦊🧡💙
Positively losing it at “gerber”
Sarah
that logan paul dream took me the fuck out man
C
I think my fav primo of all time, maybe even episode in general. Idk why, it just hit so hard
Theo T
I always enjoy slime saying "alright mannnnnnnnn :3"
surma
BRO WTF Aiden talking about the Berry slave children hits home. I live in Indiana and a common middle school job — like literally it is PUSHED and damn near REQUIRED by the school — is corn detassling. You go out into the shitty ass corn fields in Indiana and you rip shit off of corn stalks. It’s insane!! 4H kids worked them fields like their mf country depended on it. It’s all just corn to make animal feed, not even like sweet corn for humans. Anyways, ooh rah semper fi to my midwestern child laborers. Land of the free home of the slaves
Shianne
i did just go from one primo to the next...... ludwin's mind.... the power it has.......
SkiddyBones
I chuckled at nicks magic joke
Corbin BG
Nicks magic the gathering joke hit for me
tiffany
lmao yeah binging all the premos rn ><
Eli Suarez
I jumped from premo to premo, thanks ludwig for the warm welcome
Isaac Menisco
Nick is officially my goat, after watching the Mogul Moves tourney
Thrill_I_Am
On the full beard comment. We had a kid in my high-school who had a full beard at 15. I don't even know his name because EVERYBODY just called him beard for 4 years lol. He was like 5'5" 99 pounds soaking wet with an Abraham Lincoln beard as a freshman.
Athena
Funniest episode in a while
Leo
And that’s why they wouldn’t let anakin join the council, cause they knew he’d make them all cum.
JustShockzy
144 to 240 is definitely noticeable. 240 to 360 probably is as well but I don’t have one of those
Pralisk
i too had a dream about logan paul last night, except we were moving in with eachother and we threw the fattest rager. I kid you not, party was so fire. everyone was talking about it, cleared his name right up for good this time
Liz Martinez
Just wanna say I'm pissed at you guys. Not for a good reason, but just because I'm caught up on all the episodes and now I have to go find something else to watch.
PaleWaffle
slime's fart at the end is so musical, i can't stop replaying it
A.G. Aragon
Aiden is a real one for knowing Plo Koon lmao
Melvin Linderot
For some reason Aiden knowing the SW character names was so funny to me.
IansPoorChoices
Bernt Chrysler! I love that Comedian!
misky (miskpilled)
nick eating ass bit is top 10
Mathew Moore
Aiden is right about the picking berries, its honestly a pretty normal thing in Washington (at least 10 years ago when I was in middle school). We'd get paid to just go into a field and pick berries all day.
Noah Stewart
I swear the pod gets better every week- the jedi prostate war had me laughing so hard
fatalfries
Watching Rodney Mullen a freestyle is crazy to see how much of that is in street skating
Weeweeman
i would just like to say that im currently binging premos cus i havent watched one in about 2 months. so thank you for saying welcome back
Luca
Nick is at least in my opinion right about saying the button is the worst Ludwig content
bronzebyrd
does anyone else think that Aiden face isn’t as well lit as everyone else’s or am i tripping ballsacks
Alec
Cant wait for the Yard x Paymoneywubby “batter” podcast
Carson islam
The yard recreating Wubby's "Batter Mixing" contest was not on my slate for 2023
s0pa
idk if slime has heard of jacob geller, but his gaming documentary/expose type videos are great. His twilight princess video is amazing
Casey Reed
I could have sworn I saw a TikTok where Aiden gives Ludwig a figurine that is actually nude under the clothes
Nervous
Ludwig getting in on the Brett Kaiser meme is not something I expected
Sleeepy
Aiden is doing DMT before bed
Sejuanis Flail
The more they joke about it the more I feel self conscious for giving a kiss to my four year old, I grew up in an affectionate family where hugs and kisses were never weird and you just stopped kissing your parents whenever you felt too old for it, then they just kissed the top of our heads
Liam
give me my blooper bears
Joseph
you can tell his guitar lessons have been paying off
Trey~
Recently upgraded from an Xbox one on a 1080p TV to a PS5 on a 4K 144hz display. Game changer
Logan McGrosky
Very good Rodney Mullen joke by nick
olive
fun fact black rock is also a restaurant where you cook meat on hot rocks so i really thought we were funding hot rocks and meat for a second
ChubbyHobo
they were talking about a fertility test... Paymoneywubby might do a J.O. stream part 2 and he talked about inviting Lud. just sayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yang
AMANC - all magicians are not chill
Kristian Mock
Is Nick a cardist???????
Will Cranston
funniest premo in a minute i actually had to turn it off i was laughin too hard at the star wars cum force
Garrett
Fun fact: In Star Wars lore, on Ki-Adi-Mundi's planet the women out number the men 20-1 so Ki-Adi-Mundi has to fuck like Curry shoots to keep his species alive
keski
slime's fart at the end had a beautiful tone and rhythm. very jazzy. 9/10
Dominic Cooper
does anyone know the elden ring youtuber slime mentions before the racist zelda guy
keski
what I'm saying, Aiden being a star wars EU kid is such a good quality
Sumner L. Schmidt
Aiden is lucky for dodging the berries. I was forced into child labor!
NipzThePirate
Nick making the joke about seattle was underrated
Ella M
ludwig is right about the button, i can't watch it on my own bc i cringe too much so i just watch his videos
Ernst Toller
I’m here to demand commentary tracks for all Star Wars movies. They’re DCOMs if you don’t think about it too hard.
Protoman Nerd
I had that exact same experience with that TP video Slime was talking about. The video was pretty well made before that then BOOM! Racist sucker punch straight to the dome
lumble
nicks hair looks so good
Hunter Ford
The YouTuber that slime mentioned around 53 minutes also popped into my recommended recently, and I had the same experience except he makes a shitty transphobic joke in another of his videos
Toucan
I watched all main eps brought the premo because I needed my fix and binged all premo from recent to oldest
boomis
good man
roundy
same lmao
Ben Frawley
At 00:33:00 they are literally describing what Wubby and friends did live on Twitch in their Pancake Batter stream!
2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]
Sorry babe, it's not the jedi way
boomis
i was playing magic the gathering while watching this, it wasnt a miss, nick
Ben Frawley
Agriculture has a different minimum wage than any other industry. Here in WI I worked a diary farm in high school for $4.10/hr and it was fully legal
Jason Queen
Also ya’ll gotta do something about the lighting on Aimen. He’s got shadows over his eyes most of the time and he looks evil
Jason Queen
Ludwig unearthed a horrible memory. I visited a friend’s place once and he put Continue Show on the tv and said “you’re gonna love this” and then we sat in silence for 20 minutes, not laughing or talking to each other. The vibes were completely dead
Teresa Rafello
00:51:52- OHMYGOD, I saw this video yesterday and was thinking the exact same!
Casey Livingston
calling bert kreischer brad kerchechnoff is the funniest thing ive heard all week
Jackson Rogers
I was that guy in high school. I had to shave everyday. We exist.
Cob
three guys and a weird person is my new fav name for a podcast
goodoldelta
So *that's* why French food tastes like ass
Isaiah Maldonado
The magic the gathering joke was based, not because it was funny but just because my hobby was acknowledged. Thanks Nick
julio aguilera
fuck i enjoyed the yard the wrong way
Melodyingg
Talking about blanks bringing war flashbacks to band Merch. Gildan hammer is the only good gildan
Zurrag
those new zoomer vids are just the video equivalent of jingling keys
Professor
Aiden knowing the names of the jedi council members was the coolest. Atleast one of you has some culture