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An update.
🕑 Added 2022-11-30 20:47:28 +0000 UTCSlime has officially gone too far.
As you all have seen by now, the LAPD have come and destroyed our home.
I want to say we are more angry at Slime, but honestly we should have seen this sort of thing coming. The whole bald thing and all.
As of today we are being evicted from our home, and taken away from the yard we built our memories in.
Due to our lack of a yard, and lack of non-exploded equipment, there will be no premium episode this week. We pride ourselves on our consistency, but those fuckers came and tried to kill us, and our hands are tied.
In exchange, this week all bonus shows will be available to all tiers. And very soon, you can expect the discord to come back much, much stronger.
Now is the time to rebuild. They may have automatic fire arms, lethal explosives, the names of everyone who planted American made explosives in the World Trade Center, but they can never have our will.
I’m not sure where we will go, or how we will salvage this…..but wherever it is, I sure hope it seats four.
Fuck cops. RIP Chocolate.
- The Boys
Comments
Crum4512
I read this in nicks voice.
Skiddly Winks
I'd place 50 bucks on Nick having written this
Mickele
o7
HawaiinHercules
True
Quentin Ussery
"all bonus shows" lol 1 advice show.
Camdyn Wagner
who's will?
Aidan Barrett
Just signed up… Didn’t expect the Patreon to be this unhinged. The World Trade Center comment got me
Liz Gilbert
Just this weeks. They updated the message so it was a little more clear. Previously it read like we would all get all access. Which seemed too good to be true anyway
Liz Gilbert
I think based on how many people were confused by the wording of the message you could be a little nicer dude. But thank you for clarifying it for us @ryan!
Ryan
Bro y’all dumb, it means all of this weeks top tier content is being released, not all upper tier content of all time.
Scott
Throw on the movie and then match it with the audio, you listen to them talk about it while watching it yourself
Nick
SCAB 🫡🫡🫡 satoots for chocolate
Ohstin
“Fuck cops. RIP Chocolate” is HARD 🔥
Aidan Flynn
Is it just this weeks decom and advice shows or all of em cuz the post says all but it could mean all premium shows just for this week
Matthew Diaz
bruh, no premium;-;
Kebabdul
Are all episodes of Advice Show and DCOM going to be available? Or just this weeks.
Ray Charles
It's not down, but it has been seized by the police. Go to your patreon settings & find the "connected apps" section, should be a button to link your discord account, then it'll automatically put you in the server
Tanakaeru
Yoo, does this mean that the discord is down atm? I’m a new patreon member and can’t see how to join it
Carter Francis
Ok fair, so when do dcom and advice show usually come out?
Adam Jolliff
It’s a bit watch the start of the video episode on YouTube
Daniel
RIP Chocolate 🕊
trebor
Chocolate didn't deserve that. God took another one too soon RIP
Jayden Hamilton
pretty good guess than i didnt know that lol
Dillon Hoffpauir
Stankwig
Nick DiPaola
to the mfs asking ab all tiers it’s all the extra content that would be coming out this week on the higher tiers, not all time
Corey Smith
word
Corey Smith
word
AionMc
so um, access? to the guys yk
Ambit
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxgDe0iXo2ZjD45kgyyQOwJVXhYUHhz0x4
Ambit
Here you go sir https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxgDe0iXo2ZjD45kgyyQOwJVXhYUHhz0x4
Madiso
I always knew something was off about those cops
Lucy4Life
I knew nothing about this. There’s nothing on Twitter or google.
Manoley
can we get uhhhhhh access please
Jacob Johns
Fcripc
Ethan Franklin
When will the tiers receive all the stuff? I think that’s a fair question
The Spudsy
Cops killed chocolate
Liz Gilbert
Came to the comments to make sure it wasn’t just me. Waiting to binge it
Sawyer Gerding
Sadge, same
Maxwell Harford
Can’t blame the harvest for some bad crops, SCAB on Yahweh fr fr
Austin Pettry
^ I just checked again hoping they would be and nothing yet
Scarlett Wren
when will the other tiers be made available?
Beem0_ttv
What the fuck happend
NB
haha erm... link pls??
Anthony Duarte
I need to know
Ali L
They already have a set near offbrand office Leaktrioc leaked it
Jayden Hamilton
POSSIBILITY- Offbrand makes the yard a new set.... thats my guess on why they blew up the other set
Yofted
fucking joe biden
Max Blake
They just didn’t have anything to talk about
Parker Skeel
How do you watch them?
Joseph Arnett
How many Disney episodes can i make it through realistically in a week is all I heard.
D1rtworm
o7 I look forward to all that comes next
Sunny D
I can’t believe their house was swatted again. They need to be better, ACAB
BetterBoomstick
What does this mean? Should I be worried?
danny lopez
Well I just reread the post and it says this week all bonus shows will be released to all tiers so with that wording I don't know what to think
Bailey Jones
would be really hype tho if it is all of them and they are redoing all the extra shows so now the old ones are released to the patreon
danny lopez
Sadge but makes sense
Bailey Jones
i think it’s only the bonus shows that are released this week, not all of them
lanidraC
If only Mark Wahlberg was there he could’ve stopped the LAPD
Joshua
last few lines fuck so hard
Pralisk
this is like when discord blames outages on wumpus
Jaime Lopez
Fuck 12 y que chingue a su madre nintendo
Neal Shipley
Aiden and Slime seem class conscious which is cool, also acab they took my parasocial relationship away
Brycee
Season 2 of the yard is gonna go crazy, the plots really thickening
Cullen
Let's take back what's ours
realahfr
this week bouta be strange
dinny
tier 1 fellas gather around the table. We eating all week long
Evan Goudreau
I’m going to guess they just mean the episodes for this week, which usually come out around Sunday iirc
August Pratt
Yeah im confused, i thought it said bonus shows
danny lopez
No Primo this week so cmon man let me binge the advice show and D channel movies!
Alexis Tiede
so youre telling me it was a fake yard the whole time
Noah Valenzuela
Skirt lol
The Derek
In the famous words of Mac Miller: "Fuck 12, we only counting to 9"
D3AD_ALR3ADY
Amen.
Shouqy
check youtube
Buddyandbaby
What the hell happened? I get the gist, but is there an article or something about this?
Buddyandbaby
They can act like asses, but that would be too far.
Lee Williams
ACAB
Barnalicus
I don't actually expect an unban lol
Barnalicus
Yeah I dmed him cause I didn't read the rules
noah
what’d he say? i watched the entire episode and I’m still confused as to what’s going on lmaoooo
Chet Przybysz
When will the other premium content be available to all tiers? Still currently unable to access it.
Sleeepy
Idk who chocolate is but 1312 BAYBEEE
Diego Reyes
Should have been slime not choco🙏
Ember
doctor 🤝
Michael
*residence
AFPiece Investigator
To be banned you had to have been cringe so its deserved
Michael
I still stand by my beliefs. NCAB!!! Every time a resident is destroyed by a law enforcement issued grenade an angel gets its wings
jordan
:-(
ENT
“save it for the primo” -lud approximately 20 minutes before the cops rappelled down from the chopper to finish the job
Josh Aicega
Fuck the cops, kanye and Ben Shapiro
Olivier
Damn, I wish Atrioc hadn't leaked all this a week ago, would've been fun to experience this untainted...
Steven
No
Steven
Fuck 12 rip coco
HawaiinHercules
I wonder if this is a scheme to remodel the set
Nick Luddy
I assume this only means slime can return with a full head of hair.
Mina Draskovic
Here's to hoping Chocolate managed to escape and is currently hiding out in Mexico o7
Braidan Doucette
Weird that they moved the set inside for just the last episode but I guess it makes sense they wouldn't want to damage their real yard 🤔
Parker Lutz
Poor Chocolate didn’t deserve the death he was given
Erik Wengenroth
I appreciate the hell out of the scenes y’all put together by the way. They are all dope
Andrew McIntyre
Real btw
Sarge
SCAB
Yoshi
Fuck Cops o7
Samuel Kitching
I got this notification as the screen cut out during the YouTube ep, kinda mystical
Jimmy John
Im so confused wth did i miss
Domenik Schramm
I cannot wait for slime-prime to rise from slimes ashes to be the next fire-keeper.
Daniel Hungness
ACAB
Nathan van Duijvenboode
o7
BigW
Slime with Chocolate is like Koko the Gorilla and her kitten. The kitten got ran over by a car.
Jacob Morris
o7
InariSu_
fuck 12
Brandon Williams
Fuck 12 young boy never broke again
Noah
fuck 12
Teeeeedot
Fuck the ops
Jakub Karpiński
o7
Marcos
o7
chris khounlo
Can't wait to binge the dcoms
Jonathan Tate
NEW YARD NEW YARD
Kevin Reyes
You mean it’s not gonna be filmed outside anymore?
Versace_Sheets
o7
Studio Ghiblets
O7
Wholesomepupper96
Chocolate was a real one, sad to see him go.
Enrique
🔥🔥🔥
Pote
FREE SLIME
Lucas C.
bombing a senator's crib for chocolate RIP the young lad
Ultra instinct Roshi
No matter the end result, Slime made the correct choice
Rad
No
Dave Robinson
I'm excited to experience the other premium content. May just make a shillionaire out of me
Devon Merithew
Hashtag freeslime my boy just likes monkeys
Barnalicus
Slime must make up for his misdeeds by unbanning me from the discord. This has been unanimously voted by me. Lol.
milo billmaier
rip chocolate
deadpanc
RIP to a young king 🫡😞
Donny
Dont gotta call me names
fargo
Rip OG Yard set. You will be missed. o7
Ben Rotter
Choco the goat fr, shame he had to go out like the champ he is too soon🫡😩😢🥲🙏🙏🙏👿💀🐒
Triplicata
The government has officially gone too far. This police state is oppressing us gamers. I say all able-bodied Yardigans assemble IRL and do something about it. I say we plan over the holidays and strike the beginning of next year in January. Maybe on the 6th perhaps.
gregory
CHOCOLATE CLUTCHES THE GULAG TRUST
Phoebe Ryn
Fly high Chocolate
Rurs21
o7
crow
o7 hope you find a place
k33per11
RIP Chocolate, you will never be forgotten.
Wyatt G
It's a skirt dumbass - new era coming
Journey
o7s
Krista Esau
Choccy looking down on us from the clouds above 😔✊
Travis Craig
o7
Johl
Im sorry for your loss. Chocolate was a great cartel running cop shooting monkey, and we salute him 🫡
n
o7
Jake Holland
onteresting
Charles Uldrick
LONG LIVE CHOCOLATE 💜
Donnie
best monke in the biz
Jonathan Terry
o7 save a horse, ride a cowboy
botwife
o7
Ant
ACAB
Woodberry
This still reads like slime wrote it lol
Andrew Poindexter
let thy chopper sing
RazorGuild
O7
Zach Peulen
May Chocolate rest forever in the pearly gates of heaven.
Aly Pabani
o7 chocolate we will miss you
Matt Lowery
o7, Chocolate was a good man.
Nick Martz
Rip Chocolate Rip brezlyn
Bobby Fodera
Chocolate was a cop
Isaiah Stone
ACAB RIP CHOCOLATE
🩵🖤🦊🧡💙
can't wait for what's to come 🥰
Angxlic
o7
MazeBean
Fuck cops, Fuck panda
Kristian Mock
Chocolate knew too much. Salute to a fallen soldier🫡
Andus Van Hao
I'll say it, Chocolate had it coming
John Hutchison
Holy crap. I can’t believe Slime finally smoked crack with Chocolate to fulfill the prophecy
Ch0mperz
RIP to a real one. Chocolate gone but not forgotten
osku23
crazy
Dylan Kleidosty
Prayers out for Chocolate. You can finally rest now, king. o7
tofu
o7
skrat
Chocolate lived and died by "Save A Life Kill A Cop" and I respect that of him
Shay Price
LLC 🕊️
Brendan Harle
It’s time to take back what’s ours
Snapdragon Sweetgum
Chocolate Vs. Cocaine Bare film coming soon
Freshah
🐒
Nick O'keefe
Chocolate 4ever
Cesar
Chocolate a real one he held it down
Nut Butt Jammy Sammy
o7
ManlyTorchic
🫡
Bowl
I’m glad Breslyn never got to see the world fall this far
Ryan Meier
RIP CHOCOLATE o7
Donny
So what actually happened or was it a skit
Neil
Pour one out for chocolate Sadge
Adam Henry
SCAB🙏🫰🙏🫰
Alexander Rmz
Damn GG no Jett
jonas lilley
I always thought of Chocolate as a father. #ripchoccy
Rivers
SCAB
Micah Hacker
damn sadge o7
Chance Roberson
L77777 god bless y’all
Anton Mervinsky
Rip chocolate 🙏
maddiefrfr
RIP Chocolate
skelecrine
RIP Chocolate
Nuno van Berkom
What the fuck did I miss
Jason
CHOCOLATE SLANGIN THAT WHISTLE
Luke Gardner
New set!!!! Very excited to see where this goes
minecraftg0d45
i dont know if there lying or not its fucked up 😭😭😭
Mason Taylor
Chocolate was a real one tho
Zeph Plays Pokemon
RIP Chocolate!!
Kyle Lochner
ACAB, RIP Chocolate 🫡
Braydon Treis
Chocolate a real one 🫡
Orobabakg
Rip chocolate, the true goat 🙏🏻
Nathan Hoare
Streets lost a real one today..... RIP Chocolate 🙏
Zach
Rip Chocolate 🙏 Can’t wait to see what y’all come back with
aud3 da dog
FUCK COPS RIP TO THE REAL ONES CHOCOLATE 🫡
Jaydon Thacker
RIP Chocolate
Mason Taylor
Bro what is happening
Nicholas Del vescovo
ACAB
PeteSake
Pour one out for Choccy
Christopher Tiller
hope there is an extra seat for Chocolate, gone but not forgotten
Eva Mathews
Rip Chocolate 🙏
jesse ramirez
big fan
Fragment Turtle
cant wait for the new set that definetly didnt get leaked like 2 months ago
AFPiece Investigator
Slime stole a monkey and nearly got everyone killed for it
ogbreadfish
Rip Chocolate 🙏
Deesot
what happened ??
Archit Pujar
o7 Chocolate
