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Ep. 38 Premium - Can I fuck in your car? [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2022-04-02 03:58:01 +0000 UTC

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Quiet Vegeta

just beat ff1. Starting ff2 now

Drew Curry

Reporting live from 2024: COVID 3 hasn’t hit yet and pretty much everyone’s still alive. Ludwig can NOT fuck in Nick’s car to save the human race. That is all

g d

slaymen is hilarious omg

hrez

ketchup with mac and cheese is good.

Christian Burns

I know you're kidding but I'm just that guy: You probably can't defend your property with _deadly force_ because you can only use a _reasonable amount of force_ when you use the _defense of property_ defense; and jurisdiction may determine that, as a matter of law, deadly force is never reasonable to protect property. The underlying premise is that property is never worth more than a person's life. That underlying premise is subject to dispute. Another aguing point: defending the property could help protect others (imagine defending weapons / antidotes). However, then you would be able to rely on a defense premised on defending people rather than defending property.

Ethan Plah

I’m crying at the “cum on you” conversation

Finn

Aiden was actually closer to the obesity guess the final number was 19%

Daniel

was going to comment i had mac & cheese with ketchup in elementary school but then aiden literally said it as i thought it, this is my para social bond with aiden :)

Daniel

If Thor walks into Walmart with that gut , th e only thought in my mind is goddayum he fat. Slime is right

Jacob Johns

Did you check to see if his batteries were low? I'm not sure what condition your slime is in, but surely a factory reset will solve this if the battery replace does not

Kiss Me Already

hot cheetos con queso is pretty popular in texas

Mitchell Vaughn

Catching up on all these episodes, grew up in Michigan and absolutely put ketchup in my Mac n cheese and my family thought i was crazy. I do still dip grilled cheese in ketchup at the age of 30…

Fima F

Does this episode not work for anyone else or is it just me?

ReeseFleece

I think sometimes they record the next day, which is actually even better in my opinion, it feels like it's 2 podcasts a week lol

Gavin

as an american, ketchup in mac is amazing

Mr.Game

honestly don't like AP.

Mitchell Merry

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD POD IM SO GLAD I SUBBED

Tazer 1818

I use to put Ranch dressing in my mac and cheese, it makes me sick to think about it now.

Cullen Engle

The moment where Ludwig goes for the dap with Aiden saying "Let's fuck in the back of his car" and then has to clarity "Not each other" has me dying

Alexandra Goff

not me literally sitting here eating saltines because i need to go grocery shopping as aiden talks about eating saltines and butter

Julian Mein

https://www.tiktok.com/@theultrabeaner/video/7077376158324575530?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1 is what I think lud is talking about around 32:45

Brian Ross

Nick's $60k teaser finally got me to bite on patreon....this is not the YT Ep 38 extension I was expecting...am i missing something? Wardrobe change? WTF?

Alexander Lopez

As someone who is into strongman as much as melee, the beginning of the episode is painful LOL. I am going to drop some Strongman facts because it is a super awesome community just like melee! Hafthor Julius Bjornson (thor) is 1x 2018 Worlds strongest man, won the Arnold Classic (heaviest show in the world) 3x in a row, 5x Europe's strongest man, and won the Iceland strongest man like x10 in a row or something crazy. At his heaviest weight, he along with Brian Shaw (4x Worlds Strongest man) and Eddie Hall (2017 Worlds strongest man as well as personal rival to Hafthor) all weighed close to 440 pounds or 200 kilos. His most impressive feats are a 501kg deadlift (currently the heaviest deadlift in the entire world) a 474kg elephant bar deadlift, finishing at least top 3 for 7 years straight, and recently grinded his ass off to beat Eddie Hall in a boxing match at 323 pounds. Here are some videos about the boxing match https://youtu.be/s3O4axmYZKE This is a video about the boxing match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGNz0FtpA8 This is 45 greatest strongman moments. Please check it out!

Eli Jordan

Is there anyway to get back in the discord? I was kicked

Harley Richard

I’m from the Midwest and definitely not. Ew

Carson islam

No shot I’m letting people fuck in my car

Zeb

there is such a wild difference between a 300 pound person that can deadlift a bunch and a 300 pound person that does not work out

animalpetter

it's pretty common in the midwest

Edweenie

the quesadilla with ketchup is not common what the fuck

Falseprophet _

the hot cheese on hot cheetos is actually really good

Oakstrom

I'm on Slime's side this episode. Sometimes fat dude's a secret powerlifter, and let there be Fuck (for my friends) in my car. If down bad, must get some. Also, if you clean up properly and don't involve me I won't care what you do.

LS Star

saltines with butter go crazy tho

Gentle Temper

hey… not in this care 😏

Kiran

I’m realizing that these four humans actually refer to a room in their actual home as the dltgc and that makes me laugh

Jake Murray

eventually I came to the conclusion that it didn't matter and I didn't care.

Jake Murray

When I was in high school my friend had sex in my basement without asking, and then told me after and I did feel kinda insulted he didn't ask.

dylan

Hell yeah

Andrew Miniatt

Thanks! I was genuinely surprised by how much it detracted from the part where it f'd, you'd think 3 outta 4 ain't bad but that's not the case...

aengus topping

Slimes original audio made me think - what if they did a premo ep called "The Yard: Unplugged" where all their mics are visibly unplugged but they still talk for a full hour and Archie edits it and puts it up but there's just no audio