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Ep. 58 Premium - our most embarrassing moments [AUDIO]

🕑 Added 2022-08-17 18:00:05 +0000 UTC

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Hayden

Shoutout tronald Regan yo🗣️🗣️🙏 “if I was Mario id scam Luigi”. Realer bars ain’t ever been said

Sean

Regarding the “teachers remember all their students.” I’m a high school teacher. I definitely cannot remember all my students. I will say I remember most faces, if I saw them, but cannot remember all names for sure. There is definitely a small amount that I have completely forgotten.

Ghostly

The slur was the f slur. If you cover up part of the E in eagle you can get an f and then the following 2 letters complete the slur

Lesedi Dlamini

It's insane a Yard viewer named Luca didn't say Luca dez nuts

Gavin Cowan

Just for a little context there is actually a path to pro in Valorant. In their most recent press release they stated that along with the franchised tier one tournaments the tier two tournaments would run in parallel and give two tier two teams the opportunity to gain access to the tier 1 tournaments for two years and then they’re relegated back down to tier two. This includes all the stipends and cosmetics offered to the tier one teams If you’re interested in learning more there some further information on the Valorant esports official website

Jacob Tubach

What’s funny is I think the last few episodes have been incredible and not falled off at all.

Justin Grosso

I know it’s been said before, but can we please get a “welcome to the patreon episode” or some sort segway

Kyle

I’m genuinely confused as to what he meant with the color vest thing and the eagle. My best guess is a gay slur, since he actually said it since it was censored.

Atticus

Wtf was the slur she said

Jos

I cannot recall it, and I’m still listening to the episode

Jos

Car’s 2 is carried by the special agent car and that’s why its good

Jason Queen

I would love a BO5 doubles match uploaded to the patreon

Stephen Phethean

Ludwig talking like he doesn't know Elijah Wood is The Guy

Nik Kahn

Unironically I want an episode where they go to group therapy now

Cole F

Saying cars 2 is good is kinda based

Personkidguy Iguess

Nick is right, teachers remember all of their students. My parents will see former students all the time and recognize them, and it’s a common thing to not remember their name, but for teachers to instead remember the face and where they sat in class of their students

Nik Kahn

Where's Nick's Drake song

Nikolay Vereschaga

you saying that might be really stupid

Kyle Statz

Her saying all of the south is racist might be racist.

Yak Chris

Damn. I have lost

HPRIME33

That last call was so funny especially when slime had to mald seethe and cope.

Nic

1:07:37 yeah Slime probs don’t wanna say that one too often hahahaha

Mort

We eat ants in Australia. There's even a gin made with ants :).

Jessica

Same! Not an easy job!

butler18

Same here. Sitting at work with my head on the desk hoping no one notices me laughing

tonyh1014

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Zan

YOOO shout out to a fellow behavior therapist

Daniel Ramirez

the yarn hasnd felled off <3

raymondowondo

my balls

pods

Liked 👍 - Jacob

pods

You could make infinite episodes with Aidens embarrassing moments

Zach

Another Long Island Yardigan 🫡

Jerome Baptiste

I doubt it'll ever actually come to fruition but teacher interviews would be so hype

an appropriate account name

That was the nicest, most sweet way I've heard someone say "i would probably kill slime"

blake durga

The shaytards bit is a top 2 podcast moment and it's not 2

rids

Goofy ah started as a joke making fun of white boys who’ve said “goofy ass” trying to sound black when they don’t actually talk like that but I think it’s stopped meaning that

Robby Deleon

Sitting in a fast food drive thru and let one rip and was perfectly synced with Slime’s outro fart completely on accident. God does exist.

Willy Bean

That has to be the funniest turn of events

Cosmic Entity

The “no you’re wrong” at the end had me nearly piss myself at work

Jack Whitaker

The convo about T2 valorant aged poorly almost immediately because Riot just announced their 5 year plan which includes “Ascension tournaments” that will let winning teams compete in the T1 LANs with franchised teams along with stipends from Riot and cosmetic revenue shares.

Luc Douville

Fuck trae young

Jacob Mark

The last call-in was probably the hardest I’ve laughed at a bonus episode

sawyer tsaregorodtseva

it's almost impossible to convey what makes pete davidson attractive. sometimes you just want a guy who lives under a bridge and makes you solve a riddle every time you talk to him