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HenryBTW

You guys mention gambling/participate in it often. Can you talk about your experiences with gambling? Topic starter: what is the craziest stuff you've seen in a casino, probability wise or people's behavior?

Iivari Oikarinen

link your discord with your patreon. Check your email.

Oscar Alegre

How do I get into the discord?

Kobe J Ricks

Favorite bars on mill ave when you went to asu?

Doomya

Let’s do a good old “fuck ,marry , kill” salsa ,guacamole , Queso . I would probly say kill guacamole , Marry salsa (because it’s more consistent in my life ) and I would fuck quaso then forget I did and probably still eat it

Justin

do you hold your extra skin shut when peeing to blow it up like a balloon

I agree the shows been missing some sigma energy

What's the favorite location you've traveled to, and what is the worst thing that happened there?

Mannix D.

what are some of your favourite animes

DomoArigatoMrElGato

What’s your take on the new Star Wars visions anthology?

What is your dream vacation? Destinations Time frame Actives Etc...

Aidan Mark

Cum

Tri

Is pee stored in the balls?

allie

what's the worst thing about living with each roommate/living with a lot of roommates?

pooter

What is your favorite not-popular (ie SM64, SMS, Celeste, SMB1) speedrun to watch?

Would the 4 of you consider running either a LAN/Online melee tournament under the title of The Yard?

Do you guys have any talents you haven't shown yet? Playing instruments, good at sports, can lick your elbow, e.t.c?

What games do you play to destress on a regular day? And what is it about those games that help you to release that stress

Tommy

I don’t really know if any of you guys are movie buffs, but I was wondering what each of your favorite movies are?

Imnotcasper

Whats the douchiest thing you’ve seen each other do

Would you guys ever consider having Michael "Mikey (The "The" Cheat)" Dot Com on the show at some point?

what an insane thing to say

Josh Walat

Why are the right side boys sober?

Why hasn't QT made an appearance? Is the Yard a boys club?

Addison

What question are you sick of being asked?

Kai Warwick

I know there has been a lot of interest in the community for a Melee Pogchamps event. Is that something you guys would consider doing in future seeing as you have Aidan's TO experience?

Drakir

How close was this podcast from not happening? Who was the most skeptical of lud’s plan?

Kai Warwick

If you can' get miles to the US would you guys consider a BadMelee x TheYard podcast?

If you guys met in high school do you think you all would’ve become friends? Or at least as close as you are now?

Nick mentioned that he likes to make short films, do the rest of you guys like the idea of making either shorts or features? If so, what kinds of movies would y'all want to make?

Jack

When will Brandon “Brandon” “Glizzy Hands” “Big A” “The Ghost” “Remember the Greenout?” “Sarah” "Master Glizzard" “Glizzlord” "Sir Glizzington" "Grustler" “Glizztopher” “The Gliz” “Mustard Boy” “Mr. Nvidia” “ASU Graduate” “Little Elf Boy” “Edward Scissorhands” “Blurper” “The Blev” “Patrick Ewing’s Nephew” “The Falco Slayer” “Little A” “Glizzy Gobbler” “I don’t have hot dog fingers” “[REDACTED]” “Golden Grahampa” “Reality Shifter” “The Conductor” “Little do you know” “Agent Sigma-19” “Glizzmaster69” “crinkydink” “Golden Glizzy Hunter” “Hexflex Clear Primer” “Big Hog” “Pizza Neck” “Macking Gummies” “Coke Addict” “Dog Shampoo” “trend setter” “only person capable of subbing to Twitch” “I don’t have glizzy hands” “Paris” “Weenie Fingies” “Sharker” “Boots” "small balls, big shaft" “Say it don’t spray it” “WELL” “Loot Goblin” “Sugma Male” “S3K Superfan” "Glizzy 47" “Mustart Boy” “Boomer” “Atrioc” “Atroic” “Btrioc” “Atrio” “Basedtrioc” "G.H." “Ewing” Ewing be a guest on The Yard? Love the show!

What is one of your favorites shows that you appeared on as a *guest* (podcast, production, etc)

OBVIOUSLY HYPOTHETICALLY but whats the most crazy (illegal) thing you guys have gotten away with

Ant

Do you guys run out of motivation often, and if you do, what do you do to recover your motivation??

JadonTheEternal

How many kindergartners do you think each of you could fight off at once before they overwhelmed you? Like, imagine a COD zombies type wave based scenario, with 1, then 2, etc. How far does everyone get? No weapons!

Ben Dunst

911 call aside, what’s the worst bit each of you has tried to run?

Raza Ahmed

How was Ludwig able to become the Coinbase plug? He's like the kingpin handing out Coinbase sponsorships.

Zachary Zegarac

Have you thought about doing any Melee content? Would love to see a Scar and Toph show type thing with any of the guys!

Sameer Surti

Would you guys ever do an episode based of hypotheticals? It could be submitted by us even. I think it would be good content to hear each of your takes and banter on each other’s responses

beige

To the cut members of the pod, would you ever consider reattaching your foreskin?

Carter

What was the most trouble each of you got in school ? Also for slime : KNIFERS?

Chase

What year book title did u guys get or what would you give each other now

Nhojdge

With the success of Mogul Money and Hivemind. Do you believe that there is a good chance to see more remixes of classic game shows done on Twitch? Also, if there was one show you could see brought back what would it be? (physical game shows included, like Takeshi's/Guts/Legends of the Hidden Temple)

Justin Johnson

Favourite smash controller?

ItsThatGuyIAm

What was your most awkward sex dream?

Shane Kuo

Will y'all ever run melee first to 5s with stakes between the 4 of you as patreon content?

JoeAbunga

Who is the most likely to become a father accidentally

How many banned members are there in the yard discord server? Are there any funny bans?

TheOnePieceIsActualyDickTHECockJohnson

If you were to plan the other 3s bachelor's party, what activates would you plan?

Is it worth it to sleep with a 22 year old girl with 2 kids or should I just pass. She’s fine as fuck

yacob

Does slime actually despise the social network or does he just hate the idea that it could be someone’s favorite movie

Captain Absurd

Fuck marry kill Round 2: Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Fuckerberg

Bootyplaya420

Is Ludwigs dump actually massive or is it all angles and lighting?

Cody D

What is a short and long term goal that each of you have?

Nicolo Unson

who is the best driver?

Sam

if you were all on an island together who would die first, and who would last the longest.

Pick one trait to steal from someone else in the group and one thing you dislike about yourself that you'd give them in return.

Shane Lloyd

Ghosts?

Ryan Abouchedid

Nick mentioned once that he used to make custom game cube controllers. Does he have any especially cool ones that he could show us?

squiddy0h

which comedian influenced you guys the most? (this is to everyone and list them if you have multiple)

Marley K

Woaj

what sports have you been interested in the past/ are interested in now? (actually participating not watching)

Hannah Zwink

How much does Aiden love getting DM's on Twitter?

Who is ACTUALLY the most talented at video games? All genres considered: Platforming, FPS, etc. Some people are built different

Emily Chaffin

Once the podcast is profitable are you guys splitting it 25% each or do some get paid a little more than others

If there was only one food you could eat for the rest of your lives what would that food be

Edmund

What's a project that you guys are proud of the most?

Charlie

What’s the worst thing about being “content creators”?

Sunflowers

What exactly is malee?

Sunflowers

Where's the insta presence?

Did you ever have some alternate names for the podcast or was it always The Yard?

Marcus Budde

What is you craziest but realistic future?

whats the worst and/or best part of living with eachother?

Blake Tade

What are some of your guy's strangest experiences?

Sammy Worlda

Have you played any really good games that aren't well known? "If Found" is a really good one.

Weirdest Sexual Experience?

Bartholemu MK

If you could own an exotic plant/animal of some kind, what would it be?

Most boring thing you’ve ever experienced

Alex Jacques

Whats your strangest college experience?

alecjonsi

what's the most rough fights any of you have gotten into?

Would you rather fight a chicken everytime you enter a car or fight a ape with a sword once a year?

RunnyFlan

About to leave for college, if you each had to give one piece of advice for the first week, what would it be?

Joe Passineau

if you guys are all stranded on a deserted island, which one of you is gonna get eaten by the others first

Does the aiden appreciation thread in discord make aiden feel appreciated?

dick? cock? shaft? what are your favourite ways to say penis

Bryan V

Will you ever do yard merch?

Tone Bone

balls? nuts? testes? what are your favorite ways to say testicle

Rydeen

How much did the set cost to build?

Stephen D Main

What happened to kneeper?

Kackary

If yall had a melee tournament right now between the 4 of you who would win and why?

Ava_Ashes

Do any of you guys watch sports? If so what, and whos your favorite team/player/group

Would you vote for Sarah palin or Ted Cruz with a beautiful pussy?

kiss mary kill the other 3 members of the yard

Samantha D

if you could have a freaky friday situation who would you choose and what would u do as them?

Gardenerjpg

How are you doing Aimen?

How did the idea of mogul moves come to be, in terms of managing other streamers merch, and what was the process to actually get it started

TJ Sheridan

what is the best flavor overall out of any food group/category, like the single best taste of all time

The Real Flavor Flav

What is the worst drug experience you have ever had?

Samantha D

if you had the chance to talk to your past self, would u? or would u not want to mess with it

Jake S

Has slime ever farted so hard he propelled himself out of his chair like a springboard

Who’s the messiest person y’all know?

bloop

How long have you guys been using edibles?

You all have to swap jobs. Who does the best and worst at each job?

Silvirhunter

Which yard member would be the hottest as a girl

Felix Laureles

What characters would you want to get a redone moveset from Smash Ultimate going into the next game?

t0nathan

What do you guys think the catalyst was that solidified your current career paths?

Jeremy

Which of the four of you would win in unarmed, free-for-all combat?

Taylor Easley

Who was your first TV crush?

emma

would you ever invite qt on the podcast ?

HonkIfYou'reGamin

Who is a celebrity you hate so much you want to fuck

If you could bring back one dead person, who would it be? and what would you do with said person?

This may have already been answered and I missed it. Do you guys plan on having any guests on?

What would be some good advice for someone looking to get into a similar living situation with a group of friends? Can it be hard on said friendships if you are new to that sort of thing?

Why does Ludwig only use internet names for slime and qt and does he do these things off camera too? Do any of you guys do it too?

Ben Stubbs

Now that you got a few podcasts under your belt. Whats the worst part about doing a podcast?

For Nick: fuck marry kill, the other three

DanielRGT

Scenario: You are all in tournament and you sit down for Winner's Finals of your pool only to find that a Grizzly Bear is your next opponent. Worse than that, he plays Ice Climbers. As you sit down, the bear turns to you and says "I'm gonna wobble the shit outta you and if you beat me I am mauling you on the spot. Good luck." Do you let the bear win or send his ass to losers knowing that you'll get mauled if you do?

Jerichode

Would you rather a rhino sized hamster or a hamster size rhino? There's one correct answer.

Joshua Kozak

So we know about Luds embarassing old usernames, but do Nick, Aiden, or Slime have any good past usernames?

Favorite YouTuber from y’all’s youth?

Fight to the death with the boys. Whose going down the ladder at the end of the podcast?

HPRIME33

If you guys could create a person, kinda like the sims, that would be an addition to the yard podcast group of friends, what would they be like? Appearance, personality, and so on...

Ohdyn

Which of you has the best shot surviving a few years in prison? Who has the worst shot?

Sir_Perior497

Would you be interested doing The Yard podcast live at a Smash event like Smash Summit like The Scar and Toph Show has before? That would be pretty dope. It could be a goal for when you, as an example, reach 2500 “fuck you” tier patrons, or you could have it be a crowdfunded goal on Smash.GG

What phrases do you say that no other roommate does? I know Ludwig rolls his d's when saying "How did I-"

Who’s the most responsible of the group? Or the MVP?

How did you all meet?

What’s the most petty argument you guys have gotten in as a group?

Mark Lehman

I turned 29 months ago I feel ya, but the content is worth it

El Hijo del Hornswoggle

How did everyone end up in LA?

El Hijo del Hornswoggle

How did everyone end up in LA?

Coen

In a zombie apocalypse situation, what would be the first thing you'd do / go to?

Austin Sutherland

What is your favorite tv show ever?

Eks Dee

Is there anything that you'd change about yourself

PlzStahp

Which one of you is the dumbest?

z

What streamer would you be friends with in high school with and what streamer would you have despised in high school?

Perryblinkle

What's your least/most favorite memory that has to do with a toilet

What is Aiden's body count? He got away without saying it in that episode

Braeden Schafer

Who could build an ikea bed frame the fastest?

you're on a desert island, which roommate is the least helpful to have?

Andres

what’s the last music album you all listened to that would describe your music taste?

Nick _115_

Alright this could go around to everyone in the attic, if you were an inch deep in ur mom and ur dad was behind u also an inch deep inside u would you move backwards to get out of your mom and get sodomized by ur dad or would u move forward to stop from being further sodomized but now fully penetrate ur mother. (U can't move to the side) AYYYY YOOO SOMEBODY READ THIS ON THE PODCAST

Mason Wood

Ass or tits?

Switch Stop

You have to have sex with two people with the combined age of 30. What ages you pickin?

Tate Lohmiller

Who has had the worst interaction with a fan in public? What happened?

Not so much a question as more of a statement, but tell the person to your right your favorite thing about them.

GALACTIFY

Would you go to Bill Cosby's return to stand-up if it was a private event and no one would know?

You pee sitting down, standing up, or through the zipper hole?

Barrow

What music artists have you just recently gotten into/what music do you fuck with most right now

Who was everyone’s first love and why did you fall in love with them?

Mike Erkens

Do you guys watch any soccer maybe lud?

Brandon

Have any of you ever witnessed a public freak out? If so what was it?

Troy Major

What’s your favorite cereal?

Anthony Mollé

try classifying every one of the boys as either a straight mom or a gay dad

shikaded

(If this sounds rude I promise it’s not meant that way) How do you avoid feeling that you’re relying on a friends success. In that I mean slime got the job at BTS first and got all you together.

Lucas Caswell

When did you guys have your first “special person”

Kaylen

what music did you listen to growing up, and what do you listen to now?

you enter a gas station, what's ur go to order?

Max Gillespie

Y’all eat ass?

Drew B

What is the worst artificial fruit flavor in your opinion? (Grape, Blue Raspberry, Cherry, Orange, etc.)

Is there any change in your friendship now that you all work together or does it have no effect?

Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, or Tom Holland?

Spencer Kitchen

If you were forced to replace a roommate who would you kick out and who would you replace them with?

Sparza

For Aiden, rank all the MCU movies and why is Avengers: Endgame #1

Now, when yall got rich from us.. what are you goin to do? Are you leaving your job envy or maybe you still want to have a secure income 🤔

Donny

Do it fart?

What is the "craziest" thing you guys believe in? Be it like supernatural, relative theories, anything else really

In a Free 4 All among the host who gets last and why is it Aiden

Mitchell

deadass, how many seven year olds could you take on in a fight at once?

Rhett Richmond

Favorite shows/movies/albums? Also, most impactful moments from school, be it a teacher or experiences you carried with you?

Jebbe Ryan BoiDingus

Do you wanna hold a patreon smash tournament?

Should I Dm Aiden on Twitter?

DarkQuief

Have any of you guys experienced anything paranormal ?

Humberto Camacho

How do you deal with the fact that slimes hog is naturally beautiful in its current form and do you fear that one day it could get so beautiful that we could see a world president slime solely based on his hog.

NelsonCirca

I want to know what Slime's top 3 At The Drive In songs are. Im probably your oldest viewer, I turn 29 in 3 months. Thisll probably suck for content cause the zoomers wont know what Im talking about so maybe slime can just be my friend. Thanks

Sweetestpot (honey)

What's the ideal game plan after twitch/YouTube?

What was the stupidest thing you got in trouble for being in school/college or by the police (in middle school I brought my dads flask to school)

Is “me” going to receive a sticker oor something signed by yall 😳🥺👉👈 lol

Toaster_inc

What is the best part about living together currently? The worst?

How long do you each think you could fend off a continuous stream of first graders?

Jessica Weissman

what’s something each of the other guys does that you’ve never told them annoys you?

How much does a gallon of milk cost?

What's the best cheese? Why?

Marcus Roberts

Tell me about your set design, sluts!

Griffin Steinke

WHO CRANKS THEIR HOG THE MOST

Matt Schuler

any movies or tv shows that had a lot of influence on the media you all like today?

paige

If COVID wasn't a thing could you see yourselves doing a live pod tour (like TMG and the Trillbillies have in the past)?

Kyle Haynie

Who caused the most property damage at the old house?

Louis Colangelo

You can bring one character into melee that was around in 2001. Who is it?

Anthony Kase

Do you see smash ultimate sticking around after newer smash games come out(if they do) like melee? There’s a lot of people that think there will either be less characters, or a big change in a new installment, curious to see what the bois think

Avery Lake

Which one of you was most likely a bully in high school

Any of you who used/use tinder etc, got any good go to first texts?

when did you guys felt the weight of being a mature person? I mean, responsabilities and obrigations, I feel like a lot of people these days are not aware of what becoming and adult means. (sorry for any mistakes, I dont speak english very well)

Can I have a job

Painter

Would you consider yourselves more extroverted or introverted?

Tyler Dickerson

Specifically for slime, what was the catalyst for the sobriety? Ngl I thought you looked high most of the time

Cameron Nelson

Most clever roast you've ever received.

Jed Lyneis

When the cameras are off, who is the coolest streamer/influencer you’ve met ?

Hey daddy Aimen, my questions goes as such: did you like my sussy dm I sent you on Twitter, also Slime, on a scale from 1-10 how hot is your sussy baka Chad of a father 🤰🏎

Carter Sarkela

Top 3 Cereals?

NinjaKidd

My friends ex and I have been hanging out a lot and eventually started hooking up. Is this a mistake? Btw we’re all 20 and they dated for 3 years and have been broken up for about 6 months