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Andy Vasulka

If Esports and regular sports switched places (regular sports less popular than Esports) how do you think your lives would change?

BushDidNiner11

What's the craziest party you've ever been to? Also, does slime eat ass?

Morgan Johnson

will you guys ever have any guests on the podcast, if so who do you think you bring on?

bloop

What is your guys favorite childhood video game?

DarkQuief

Any ghost stories or just interactions ?

Anthony Kase

What’s everyone’s experience with making music? (Like, playing instruments I guess)

Klavery 201

Can nick tell the story of how a random man at a casino (EVO I think) who called every hit on roulette for like 20 spins and then told him to bet green? He told it in the Content Creator discord game night call one time and I think it's a great story for the pod

Max Gillespie

Y’all eat ass?

Blaise Crowley

favorite smash tourny moment?

Sykik

What's one thing you've always wanted to do, and haven't done yet, but you plan on it.

EnvironmentalHazard

holy shit shut up

Eks Dee

whats one thing you would've done differently throughout your life

octjankus2

if ur mother and girlfriend switched bodies and u had to fr*ck (sex) one of them to turn them back which one would u?

Krenko-boi

Zombie apocalypse goes down, who in the group do you choose as your partner for the best chance of survival?

Izaiah

how much money to film an adult video with the same sex?

billytilton9

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Justice Rios

poobie

PeteSake

Thoughts on a patreon tourney at some point? Maybe for bragging rights ( à la your established 6month melee title) and badge within the discord?

Ozziebren

Most wholesome moment of one of the other roommates

CHRIS RIOS

this is what im most excited about

Toby

Can you do the whole ep dunking on the "summit isn't smash" twitter essay

Trent Hughes

What’s the craziest place that each of you has played melee in? (Besides the crack house)

Luke

Has anyone thought of moving out before if so why

Julian Arellano

Sheesh mannnn

Josh Walat

What's the worst thing you all got in trouble for with your parents?

alecjonsi

this is for all the boys, what was the easiest money you’ve made in your life?

Connor Cusick

More money or more power?

Shane Lloyd

What is your dumbest reason to visit the hospital?

Jeb Bush

what do you think of the delays to Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga?

Maurice Ravel, noted Bolero hater

how much money does this patreon have to make to make nick consider quitting his job?

t0nathan

What is it like living with someone so famous as aimen is

Zach P

Have the yard boys ever kissed?

Tony Luo

What's it like to play mafia at summits?

Benjamin

Does Lud need to smell his stinky underwear?

Brandon Heflin

Chuggaconroy. End of the question.

Ashton Carruth

Who dresses the best out of the yard boys?

Jake Stalvey

Everyone's answer to the Pokemon vs Lions question but Lud isn't allowed to say anything while talking about it

Dylan Swift

Tell crazy jerkoff stories (question inspired by Blue mountain state)

shikaded

Is it better to cum in the sink or sink in the Cum?

Barnyard_Bill

which melee character has the most annoying mains?

David Theune

favorite condiment?

Sgt. Skills

All four of you are stranded on an island with no food. Who's the first to suggest cannibalization and who is getting eaten?

Skalex

What’s the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you guys? :)

Josh Kochanski

If you had to pick up, pack, and leave LA, where would you want to go, and why? (you can keep your current roommates or get new ones, up to each person who answers.

Captain Absurd

pickles or olives?

chris thomas

What is the hardest you've ever been hit in the balls? physically or mentally

Conor Leary

If each of you could choose one celebrity to have as a guest on the show who would they be?

Sam

which one of you guys made out with ludwig and how did it build up to that. i've been curious since that lie detector video.

ABagOVicodin

What's one celebrity / influencer that you don't mind shit-talking right now? Give the reason why as well.

Griffith Moderator 2

With the success of the Yard and the Patreon, how close is Ludwig to completing his master plan?

maskedgamer1068 .

For slime and nick, what made you guys think of doing a live commentary over Disney original movies, and will you guys eventually do movies outside of dcoms. keep up the great work bois

Anthony Mollé

Classify every member of the pod as either a straight mom or a gay dad

Paddo

On average, who is the funniest member of the yard? What is the funniest bit any member of the yard has ever run?

Aido64

What is your all-time favorite melee set?

Space Cowboy

Did you ever have a time in your life where you knew you had a great idea but you didn't have the follow through? And how did you deal with the fear of failure to push through?

Jonathan

If you could pick one album to listen to for the rest of your life what would it be

bev_inlove

would you guys do a 4 man beeriokart?

Evelyn Watson

Which roommate has the weirdest eating habits?

Dead_Fusion

If you had the opportunity to redo/change the last five years of your professional careers, what would you do differently?

Narayan Baril

Did you guys expect the Yard to become so big so fast? (i.e. Patreon is already at 3k) And what are your future plans for the pod, like guest appearances or other interesting things to spice up episodes?

ComBustible Gaming

How high is Ludwig on a scale of 1 to 10?

Michael

What if Slime won the followers race? What would be different in life?

haha yup

because you guys are big into melee, would any of the boys ever be interested in a game called Gunz: The Duel? i've just recently seen the game and it looks really complex, with a lot of cool techs and a small but growing community. i haven't personally gotten into the game but im researching it now and it looks like there are a lot of community hosted servers and communities since the game was discontinued in early 2013.

Lowell Woock

What show or movie had the biggest impact on you all growing up

AFPiece Investigator

If there's ever a guest on the main pod will they be on the corresponding Patreon episode?

Joshua Hartzler

who is most similar to their melee main? or if thats too difficult than what char is everyone most similar too?

Chase

What superlative did you guys get in your yearbooks

Chase

What age did you find out what you wanted to do with life

CognitiveGear

Slime, when was the moment you realized that Ludwig was dependent on you to survive?

Liam

Do you have more plans to record promotional material for events or brands? I LOVE the Mogul Money Coinbase ads, and the Beyond the Summit sketches are classics.

Jariah J

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to each one of you?

backstreetboy

Have any of you ever been scammed or fucked over by someone/something?

El Hijo del Hornswoggle

How did everyone end up in LA?

Emil Bonn

What is a language you´d like to speak? and why is it german?

Tommy

What's your favourite way to unwind outside of work/streaming?

Cameron

Which yardsman has the worst/best drip

The Yard

this is not for advice, we have an advice show, and that show has anonymous submission

Carter

What was the most trouble you ever got in at school ?

Gabby Oosthuizen

How close is nick to quitting his job?

Gabby Oosthuizen

Do you really think the lions would beat one of EVERY pokémon?

HPRIME33

Lmao I kinda wanna know

Charlie

It looks like you guys enjoy making sketches, do any of you intend on perusing this more outside of the podcast?

Rose Tyler

One must be chosen

Erik Cunningham

Why not both?

Rose Tyler

Cum or piss?

boobery

do any of you have any unique interests/hobbies/encyclopedic knowledge of any subjects that ppl might be surprised to hear?

tankengine

someone you had to talk to for professional reasons but hated don't have to name drop but give examples

Matt

What are each of your pet peeves??

Shafts

Do you all like bidet’s or is ludwig crazy?

Matthew

Where can I dm Aidan at

Lemur

Mainly for Ludwig, but since you all working together now this definitely applies to all of you guys: What do you realistically see yourselves doing in 5-10 years from now? In other words, what's the ideal vision for you guys? Is Ludwig still going to be streaming/YouTube? Is Slime still gonna be managing everything? Are Nick and Aiden still going to be running The Yard?

Nik Kahn

Not a question but I think an anonymous way to submit would be great for more serious advice

Shane McDonald

do you guys actually like show each other your cock and balls like jesus christ you guys have so many stories about seeing or showing each other your dick/balls do you guys actually do this shit

Matthew

Is this A good question?

Jake Hathaway

Can’t find kids

RonJon

What gives you the right?

KatytheLoser

why ?

meg

what’s the most annoying thing you think the other roommates do?

Kel

Have you been better roommates since the podcast started?

Bartholemu MK

This is my fav question so far

Bartholemu MK

given the chance to convince any person on earth of anything, who and what would it be?

ganobrator

I know everyone on the pod plays melee, but have any of you fucked with other fighting games? If so, which ones are pog and which ones are dog?

John

What is the worst pain you have felt. (Emotionally or Physically)

HPRIME33

This

kody smith

How long pp?

Sammy Worlda

Are you going to have guests on in the future? If so, where are they gonna sit?

Randy Buck

What’s one thing you would change (for better or worse) about the other members bodies?

Tony Allevato

Question for Aiden: who’s the best avenger and why

Eli Chavez

This

Andrew Poindexter

you guys still play valo?

Eli Chavez

Okay but like the real question is, how many times have y’all had to deal with each other’s cum in the bathroom?

rids

Not to repeat my q from twt but does the seating arrangement on set have a reason behind it and does it allow for future guests ?

Slizzy Slide

Who is the most likely to get arrested and for what?

Aidan Corbett

What is each of your favourite dishes to cook? (The "u" in favourite is because I'm Canadian)

Noah Halbur

How does it feel not having to worry about making rent or just money troubles in general?

2004 Honda Civic

Any chance there will be a MPL sanctioned tournament at any point? Preferably skins vs skins again

Ohdyn

Which of you guys is most likely to survive in a prison environment? Who would be the worst off?

ahh ahh

Are you a hunter or a gatherer

ahh ahh

Would you rather fight a bear with a sword or a wolf with your bare hands

noah frusha

slime you're my fav of the bunch, you're fucking hilarious, and i discovered you before the others, hows that make you feel

HPRIME33

If you guys could create a person to add to your friend group, what would their personality be, how would they dress, create the perfect imaginary friend.

Camilo

(For all 4) What's the meanest or strangest thing you've ever done or something that's stuck in your mind / conscience ?

Matthew Wesolowski

Nick and Aiden, how bad did it hurt when Lud said his favorite roommate was Slime during the lie detector?

Hunter Peterson

Any plans for more shows through the patreon on in general?

Painter

Does it ever get weird for the boys with QT being the only woman in the house? Any talks of moving nicks gf in?

Coen

If you all had to fight, what would be your weapon of choice?

Thomas Harvey

Who would you guys credit as your biggest influences of your sense of humor?

Wes Garcia

Definitely an odd question, but where is Kneeper? I haven't seen him since that one YLYL video maybe like a year ago. Is he okay?

Patrick Straker

Favorite hobbies?

Jesse Willson

I’m sure it’s already been asked but have all four of you guys (together or individually) always wanted to make content/ entertaining media or did you have other aspirations or career goals?

Mel

You guys state Ludwig is different off stream in terms of energy, does the rest of you guys personalities differ from what is shown on camera/podcast? And in what ways?

Ammar

How do I get better at Smash

Nick

With you guys' inherently creative jobs, how do you deal with burnout?

Joseph Stapleton

Where does nick shop for clothes

ACR

what is smash to you guys? and why?

VintageONE CP

Are you guys looking forward to the new Smash-esque Nickelodeon fighter game?

Chris Wood

Who survives the longest in a zombie apocalypse?

Lance Howard

If you could collab with any other clothing brand for mogul moves, which would you pick? Would love to see Mogul Moves x ChinaTown Market

Trey Brown

Who is your least favorite out of the group and why is it aiden

Taylor Easley

Who is the worst housemate?

Chris C

what’s your least favorite and most favorite thing about each member

Jessica

What do you want to be known for?

Krenko-boi

For slime: what's the worst fan interaction youve ever had

Krenko-boi

For aiden: whats the worst interaction youve ever had with someone as a T.O.

Natural Ninja25

If you had to Kick one member out of the house, who would It be?

Bennet Strahmann

Who's got the 3rd biggest dick, but don't say who got the biggest.

Winn Williams

If you were all to not be working in online entertainment, what career path would you choose?

Santiago M

Besides Melee, which other competitive scene do you like?

Erik Cunningham

Any other new (super secret *wink*) podcasts planned?

Felix Laureles

Who out of streamers and pro Smash players do you think would be rough to have as a roommate?

jorge venzor

When Nick made fun of Aiden regarding bluetooth speaker, was the song "god's bathroom floor" in reference to Atmosphere?

Sean

What genres of games do y'all like besides the obvious Smash stuff and what's been streamed.

cow

is a hotdog a taco

logan andreoni

Where do you see the yard in 5 years?

Lunerie

What’s a good way to save money

D M

In your opinions, what's the most infuriating or annoying trend to rise recently? I.e. ratio, drama frogs, shipping, etc.

Tang

Is Slime the only one who can protect us from the dark triads?

Kackary

Worst decision you've made on stream?

Ethan Witt

who’s your favorite gay actor

Sparza

Go-to starbiez order?

Carlo Medrano

When is the most upset you guys have ever been at eachother? (Besides the tea incident)

John R. Morgan

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands? Love the pod.

GREYVE

What the dog doin

Katie Horrocks

if each of your fellow podcast members a disney princess who would they be and why?

Drew Mumma

I want to find melee roommates, please advise

Vance Elsey

Slime, why do you approach most new interactions with hostility then adjust to kindness if necessary, rather than approaching with kindness and adjusting to hostility if needed?

Daniel

What moment in your life meant the most to you? (if you're willing to share of course)

What’s your favourite soup (this is a really important question I swear)

kechulol

You guys fight to the death who would win?

sean scott

Who are your favorite music artists?

Rydeen

Question for everyone: Whats the most respectable asshole move you've seen someone pull off and you couldn't even be mad about it because of a perfect execution?

Guttentag

Have you all Been on vacations together? If so which one was The most fun and do u potentially have any stories there from?

Silvirhunter

Favorite music genres?

Jacob Clark

What are the other members most annoying habits that you haven’t ever told them annoys you?

Cain

Was Ludwig always this bad at being independent or has this just been a recent thing now that he's rich?

Urian Cavallo

What are ya'lls opinions on bumper stickers, or those family member sticker things people put on their cars? I thought this might lead to fun conversation

Parker Jones

How much work really goes on behind the scenes that the viewers don't see? (general streaming, the yard, hive mind, etc.)

Vespaesian

So I think a fun question would be if you could have dinner with any 3 people dead or alive who would it be and why? However, I think a much more interesting twist to that classic question is “If you could stream or run an event featuring any 3 people dead or alive who and why?” (Im okay with my name being read)

ChukfullLuck

Whats up

Austin Sutherland

If you were not doing what you were right now. Where would you be and what would you be doing? Job, location and hobby?

Aidan Babbitt

First concert, and best concert?

Kyle Lippold

Do you think any solo member of your group could deadlift a 32 inch trinitron?

Rydeen

Will the yard have guests on the show once it's more rooted or do you plan to keep it "The Main Boys" only? Guest examples: Cody Ko, GeoWizard, QT, Hasan, Joey The Anime Man, Magnus Carlsen etc...

Troy Major

Do you have any idea what your “retirement” would look like?

Justin Clementson

Do you guys ever plan on setting down and having kids in the near future?

Riley Ohashi

Living together for so long and knowing each other for even longer, what’s your biggest pet peeve of your roommates and their perceived pet peeve of themselves?

Philip Clinton

2v2 Valroant game, first to 13 what teams are the most fair and even?

Raza Ahmed

What was the first moment when you realized Ludwig was getting the bag, the dough, fat stacks, beaucoup bucks?

TJ Sheridan

What are you guys thoughts on dci (drum corps international) ? If you arent familiar the blue devils are a great example

Humberto Camacho

If you turned into a girl for a day, would you let the homies hit?

Avery Coe

Out of the three other members who would you fuck marry or kill

Jasper Macfarlane

you all seem to get along alright, what was one of the worst conflicts you have had?

George Horn

Fuck, Marry, Kill; Leffen, Hungrybox, Mang0

Marm

My parents are pretty neutral on Homosexuality, but are openly racist My Boyfriend is black and I haven't come out to them. I dont live with them anymore, but see them pretty often. Any advice or am I better off just letting them keep going without knowing

Emeraldplum

Why are all of you such great guys? Smile

Michael Dougherty

Up to interpretation

Kvo.the

Does it get annoying when people preface a comment or a dm with “ik im not ludwig’s friend” “ik parasocial relationships are bad” etc. etc.

jenny

Is anyone allergic to anything?

Blake Budos

Who spends the most time alone in the house?

dieg0

How much of an impact do you think moving in together has had?

Gavin Parrish

What is aidens favorite movie and why is it The Social Network?

Jinouga

What is the one game, for each of you, that if the entire house were to go head to head in you win every time?

Sir_Perior497

How did Ludwig’s dad die tragically to alcoholism?

Jules van Hees

Fattest hog?

Aj Cooney

Prefacing this question by saying that I love the vibe you four bring to the pod, but I'm curious to know if y'all intend to do guest features down the line similar to how the Official Podcast boys run things. Regardless, keep up the good work- you guys make long days in a mail truck fly by. Appreciate y'all!

KraziKAOTIC247

Is there an infinite edge or do you just not even get close?

jenny

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

Luis Lopez

Slime's ability to flatulate on command amazes me. Has he ever sharted while trying to assert his dominance over a house member?

Eddie

Who has the best overall gaming skill

Francisco Limongi

Out of everyone in the yard, who is the biggest weeb?

Xavier Gonzalez

rt + 1

Kevin C

Have any two members ever gotten in a significant or lasting fight?

Chase Holland

Obviously being a group of men living together, there comes some ego and level of competition, how do you keep each other in line?

Colin Buchanan

Are you, Lulwig, planning to go to Nippon whenever it reopens to tourists?

Brian

Where do you think you would be now without Smash melee or twitch?

Alex

If 15 year old you saw present day you, what do you think they would think?

Ben Mcgregor

What’s the craziest drunk/high story involving all or most of you

Ryan Nash

You already mentioned how Slime is a psychopath when it comes to taking jokes too far. What do you guys consider too far when it comes to a bit?

Stephen H.

Do any of you have an event in your life that caused you to completely change your view on something or someone?

Joe

(for each member) If you had to get rid of one person in the group who would it be?

Does Slime stink? I feel like out of everyone he would smell the most.

Trevor

What are each of your net worths? Assets minus liabilities.

Barrow

What music artist have you discovered most recently that you really fuck with?

KraziKAOTIC247

Have any of you shed nostalgic tears before? If so, explain.

Valister

How long do you see the podcast landing?

Nick _115_

What is the one moment in ur lives u will remember forever, when it comes to your friendship

Alex Gutierrez

What are each of your top 3 movies?

Ilona

any plans on doing a dress up halloween podcast episode? or just theme focused episodes in general

Sameer Surti

What’s something each of you miss from your hometown or area growing up that you can only get there?

Thomas Aasrud

Lud: when's the next ludlocke? Slime, nick and Aiden: how do you guys keep ludwig's ego at a reasonable level? lol

BigAssAnimeTits

What's the worst injury/funniest injury you guys have had?

Jonah Lorenzo

Will you have guests on the pod? If so when, and can Jerma be one of them?

Emerldd

What’s some advice for someone who is trying to be more funny person? Would you say there’s a way to study humor, or is it more so just based on life experience/ content consumed?

poopfart228

How important has melee been in your career paths, if you had not discovered melee do you think you would have still been involved in the eSports and gaming scene?

Usama

Whats the worst habit of each roommate?

Ben Mcgregor

This is the most pressing issue we have rn

Kelvin T

Any near death experiences that turned into a good story?

Louis Levesque

Mountain or beach? Specifically why is beach the wrong answer?

Jesse Wagner

Do you feel like moving to LA helped your career (all of you)

Tori Garcia

What is the biggest dealbreaker for you in a relationship

Sleep

What is Aiden's fursona and why it is Garfield

George Horn

Can we go down the line and get each of your 100% no-cap-on-a-stack expectations of how many Patreon supporters you thought you'd end up with this soon? As of writing this you're just about to break 3.5k Patrons which is insane. Would be super interesting to hear who underestimated and who overestimated the numbers.

Thomas

which one of you was the “we should start a podcast” guy?

Snacm

How many?

Lily

where do you feel like you are in life/career? do you feel like you’ve met your definition of success?

Brody Frost

Whats your dream animal to have as a pet? No mantinence required

Joseph

How do you think the discord is going? Are we exceeding your expectations or have we failed you?

SpikeLee36O

any primers?

Alan Darby

What was the outright worst fart slime had pulled off

Ilona

when was the last time you did something for the first time?

Tyler Dickerson

if we recreated the classic YouTube song “the ultimate showdown” with twitch streamers, who’s taking the dub?

Mark Baker

Will you guys bring guests on in the future?

Boden Christie

what’s you guys’ favorite thing about each other?

Carter Sarkela

What's the last book you guys have read?

Tate Lohmiller

Who gets the least amount of sleep for no reason?

numberchalk221

What do you think is the best thing to pass time on a long road trip?

MorningLove

If you could only listen to one artist for the rest the week who would it be

Jacob Thompson

have you ever had a friendship-ending fight with each other?

John Harvie

What's the best movie ever

Johnathan A Ball

When is the Lud Aiden Ross boxing match happening

Jeremiah Hernandez

what were yalls favorite metalcore/emo bands growing up?

haha yup

what's it like production-wise making The Yard? as someone interested in video production I have a bit of experience on sets but I always love to see the behind the scenes of productions of movies, shows, and commercials. what goes into making an episode of the yard?

Simon U

when did each of you start playing melee seriously, and what got you into the competitive scene in the first place?

The Peetster

How much money do you have to get given to be in a All Male gangbang

Marcus Roberts

Who did the set design? It's fuckin insane. Make's my Tech Theatre nuts tingle.

Wyatt Liddicoat

Will Aiden ever come back to PNW to host a dope ass event again?

Nick D

Least and most favorite sponsors?

thyme

either alcoholic or not

Jed Lyneis

Whats the culture like around large and successful gaming organizations?

jose jose

How do I DM Aiden @aidencalvin on Twitter ?

Stephen D Main

What happened to kneeper?

Kevin Johnson

Which Yard member do you confidently think you could beat in a fight?

Michael Dougherty

If you had to choose fuck but no cum or cum but no fuck what’ll it be 🤔

Joshua Kozak

If YouTube / streaming were not captivating for you anymore, what would you enjoy moving on to in the future?

Lucas S

What's the weirdest place you've considered masturbating?

thyme

what's your favourite drink?

Emma Sharp

Who’s dying first out of you guys

austinnathan

rt

Robin Nash

What would you say has been the biggest turning point in your friend group?

Robin Zachary

For Nick and Slime: do you guys choose not to drink and do drugs for personal reasons or is it not liking the sensation of being drunk or high? Love the content guys!