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Ep. 15 Premium - finding and killing Mario [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2021-10-15 07:58:39 +0000 UTC

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Goblin Witch

42:00 Nick saying Aiden couldn't handle taking Slimes job and then Aiden agreeing and saying it would drive him insane is hilarious. Poor Aiden has a mental break down about Ludwig every other week 😂😂

soren jensen

56:30 i was exactly like this in school and looking back it was so cringe

Gabby

As a fellow size queen I can appreciate Nick's struggles. It's always above the water, sometimes two above. Sometimes God blesses me with a single flush, but I've lost hours of my life to plunging. I've taken a full day to fix my toilet in the aftermath once. I also relate to a story Slime once told of going in with a pen. I've made my share of makeshift tools as well. It's rough out there boys o7

Logan Schaaf

Lol aiden does have slimes job now

Ryan Russell

I was genuinely so confused why aiden was describing himself using the term “garborator” as an embarrassing moment, didn’t know that was a canadian thing until today.

lucawindmover

The boys always say they have no female viewers in the Patreon but I promise we exist, lol

smile4k

gizmos and gadgets are great!

Shaun pohatu

Hearing you guys use "cunt" in sentences actually makes me happy as an australian! Nick is the only american ive heard say it and not sound weird though haha

cbkf7yhk99dhwpg-13ma11

Slime's chair is stressing me out the whole time lol

Beefbung

Wtf is a European bidet. Don’t tell me you guys are washing up in the bath.

Kay

I’ve never actually heard someone else describe my experience with consistent mass constipation before- I go days without a bowel movement, shits the size of my arm, and have the same trust issues with toilets. It’s honestly embarrassing as a woman because I feel that we’re thought of to be cleaner and less gross overall. Thanks for the representation Nick lmao.

Sim

Nick’s idea really turned into Mogul Mail…

Thy

GARBURATOR IS JUST A CANADIAN THING???? heckin news to me wth. usa is so lame

Jaeger Meeks

my buddies have been using poop map for the past 3 years

nova

i feel like you guys, especially slime, would enjoy the app poop maps

SlapSlapRaps

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Frosty Paw

Im a female viewer i just have a very boyish scene of humor i guess lmaoo i love these pods

Fer

I really want the parent episode

hubberducky

woman patron Pog

Cooper Hamil

I have more time for the audio, but we show up for the video. Its just goated

Kelseyponce

literally so many women patrons........... we must've all grown up with brothers

ara

please don't bring jon hamm on the podcast, i fear him

Kelly

I love the interventions with Lud lmfaooo fav part of the pod

BigTobacco

Correct answer for who you would have a dinner with is Jay-Z his knowledge is worth more than any money. Shout out to Atrioc

On loud 9ine

Ludwig really just shows up LMFAO

Jepp

is the neighbor whos out at all hours of the day a common thing because i also have one of those

Big Kielbasa

6:17 ludwigs foot hits the food

Magnum Bork

Ive taken many shits that have left my asshole disfigured like a boxer at the end of his career that isnt floyd mayweather or rocky marciano

Chase Holland

I want Peter on the Patreon

BoatWasTaken

The airplane guy sounds like a guy I knew in college. His nickname was the blackhole because he devoured all conversations.

Jonathan Soto

Where's the shit photo for the boiis to see lol

Kayla

shoutout to everyone with IBS

NewtIsDumb

watched the part where slime says he blocked the toilet, paused it and then blocked my own toilet like 10 mins later wtf

dee

also agree with lud, guests are cool but your dynamic is much more organic and genuine when it's just u 4

dee

femme patron u guys make me laugh out loud even when I'm alone never change

meg

somehow am a female viewer and this one didn’t alienate me— might be because i understand the plights of having horrendous intestinal issues

jax

girl patron here that's dating another girl patron that watches the yard every time a new episode comes out. we are real and both love the jokes

squiddy0h

this marks the first premium ep where I can't have it full screen'd on second monitor

Zackaria Aburajab

ludwig

mallory

i’m happy to see the other lady patrons in the comments :)

Samantha D

female patron here checking in to roll call

Rurs21

39:34 to 40:14 was really wholesome

Jade Harman

female patron here always up for the shit talk

mia

nonbinary (afab) patron here and i unfortunately live for your guys' disgusting shit stories

Addison

Just checking in to say I am also a woman

Jose Ibarrondo

This player is super frustrating lol it fast forwards and rewinds 30 seconds which is way too much

Anya C.

After listening to Slime's Parasite driving moment, I pulled up 'That's Amore' in the background and it made that story so much funnier

Rad

Yes I do be shittin like crazy with my IBS

ella laurey

another female patreon sub :)

loadsoflinguini

lesbian patron here after watching the free episode. please give QT my money she deserves it after hearing luds tragic sex story

dieg0

that void that nick was talking about hit me like a truck

Moss

I am one of three women in this comment section. This feels like my university economics class, without the gaslighting

LISAAAA

i take it back it adds character

LISAAAA

had a melee clip ruined by slime talking about clogging the toilet

swagpoonda63 Bottom text

I’m with you nick sometimes that shits coming out with such force and size I fear my ass will never be the same afterwardsy

Jake Atkinson

getting Noah Munck from SADWORLD on the pod would literally be the best episode of all time. vibes would be immaculate

KatytheLoser

also a female patreon sub :)

Jennifer Coolidge

ALSO can we get QT as a guest on the pod???

Jennifer Coolidge

hi guys, you do have female patreon subs. i just listened to 4 men discuss shit for 15 minutes in obscene detail. why? not sure. would love to dive into why ludwig and nick used to get fired so often. thank u!!!!