Important Announcement about the Future of Seeds of Chaos
🕑 Added 2019-04-01 12:02:28 +0000 UTCToday I have some very bad news for you all. Due to ongoing issues and the failure of Seeds of Chaos to sustain growth, I have decided to cancel Seeds of Chaos, and focus on a project that I believe that will be more profitable - Landladies of Chaos. I'm really looking forward to telling you all about our exciting new game today.

In Landladies of Chaos, you play as college student Chaz Lightningdick. Handsome, athletic, and an all around ladies guy; there's no chance you'll be NTR'd ever. You'll have the pick of all the ladies at college and at the club, but none more special or beautiful than your ̶m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶ landlady, Ann Lisa.

Gorgeous, successful, but stuck in a loveless marriage with her husband, watch as Ann Lisa realizes that what she really wants is her ̶s̶o̶n̶ tenant, Chaz, and how she takes charge to get what she wants.
And that's not all, she'll be competing for Chaz's attention with the younger Saroline, Chaz's ̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ co-tenant, who also has a crush on him. Who will win? Or can Chaz really have it all?

Coming next month, Landladies of Chaos 0.0.01 featuring:
- 20 minutes of actual content!
- Genuine ESL quality writing!
- Over 9000 renders!
- Hot ̶m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶ landlady on ̶s̶o̶n̶ tenant sex (Well, teases of it, the good stuff is still seven or eight releases away)!
- One African-American dude who is your bro!
- More than five creative excuses on why the release was late!
Comments
So cute)
Natasha Art
Yep!
Naturebee
Hahah clever man. Luv ya <3
Jester AI
Hilarious... I love 9000 renders and 20 minutes of content
Johnny McCloud
Chaz Lightningdick needs to be NTRd by Andros...
Lee Thompson
lol I like the 'standard' "landlady" and "tenant" terminology.
Jax
I hope Chaz makes an easter egg appearance in Seeds of Chaos, where hopefully he get massively Lighningdick'd by Jezera.
Steffy
Oh my god, this is the best thing ever, i have wanted someone to call out those dumb things forever and this is the best satire ever on it.
Lyingbastard
Viciously accurate satire of so many projects. Well done!
Sleepnir
Sounds great! Time to pledge $500/day, everyone!
Everdark
Just woke up and started reading my emails...Almost got me :D
Holy.... This scared me so much.
Zaths
"- One African-American dude who is your bro!" That is great!
srusnak102
Doom on April 1st.
MANITU Games
Lmao
Mikhail Karpenko
Chaz Lightningdick is too old. I hope you'll make him much younger. 3 months would be the best age.
Lord Arioch
Just for you, I'll put penetrative sex in year three on the road map. ;)
Cy
The breasts of those female characters are looking a little small. Also I refuse to sub unless you can guarantee at *least* 10 updates before any good content gets added and more than a year between updates.
Lord Arioch
Three... in EVERY release! ;)
Sihil
Would not be a patron unless there are at least 3 shower peeking scenes.
Was very worried suddenly.....forgot it was April fools......dear God I almost had a heart attack. Good joke lol.
Lord Arioch
I'm new to this "being late" thing, need to get some experience before I get better at the excuse side of the business. ;)
Darx
Only five excuses? Isn't that a little on the low side?
squarenuts
Didn't Coconut Monkey do the same thing with "Gravy Trader"?
ColisonCallmeSion
My prayers have been answered. \('O')/
Nochi420
Nothing like a mini heart attack to start the week, well played
Real Fiend
Almost spat out my coffee when reading the post, lol wow
ArchitectOfDystopia
YES, FINALLY! The long-awaited anti-NTR 3D DAZ masterpiece! :O
AbyssalEros
I was one second away from going on a rampage, as my first thought was that Patreon is now forcing Lord Arioch to remove content. Then I read more than the headline. 😂
terrance smith
i wish you would cancel this game lol
I woke up thinking it was March 31st did a spit take
shit man, are you trying to kill me from a heart atack?
DrioJes
welp, im done here, thanks for everything :P
Urvutihlavu
Ohh thank god, game has taken such horrible turn at some point that I lost every joy of playing it...hope the future project wont end up the same. Cut the branch to save tree.
Airmanken
*Sigh* /unsub :P
Dustin Mathiae
Is the newest version of seeds of Chaos free now?
The Wandering Talespinner
Happy April Fool’s Day, Lord Arioch. :)