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Don't Be Picky 98

🕑 Added 2025-08-18 14:17:42 +0000 UTC

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Guybuddy1

Green's gotta be on the Whitt juicing regimen; also made me wonder about the dark long haired girl from page 83-84- why she seemingly is normal still? And good to see Whitt again- just the best boss around!

SarcasticObserver1

Sugar is more addictive than cocaine

Chumlee99

I wonder if Green transferred over, got enormous, but Whittman had to send her back from the factory cause she was too good at her job at the store and Whittman saw a day/night difference in results almost like she's Bizarro Katie

Chumlee99

"Show me the law that says it's illegal to fatten up women to weigh several tons or more."

Guy Face Thrace

Woman in Green, my insta-beloved ❤️ It's the gapping buttons, truly ... Well, and maybe the belly, and giant gazonks!

Chumlee99

“Honey, have you noticed your sisters and your mom have gotten…fat?” *the wife who is easily half a ton or bigger holding a gummy bear the size of a real bear* “No, why? Do you think I’m getting fat too?” “Oh nonononononono, never, not you my love.”

DH

I do love in these series when everyone is comically ignorant to the weird stuff happening. ‘That woman is blue. Weird, but not my business.’

Robin Sjostrom

But no there's no drugs in that, not iligall ones a anyway.

Robin Sjostrom

So Whitt is looking for the genetic sequence that is triggers by there Can do? 🤔

Zoey

I like the little 3 part growth sequence we get of that woman in the green. Seeing the process is half the fun

Chumlee99

The more I look at the page, the more I wonder if she was someone Whittman had sent to the factory then had to send her back because she was too good at her job at the store and Whittman couldn't find a replacement as good as her at selling candy

Chumlee99

Whittman: Ever since we’ve started, crime in this town has dropped 70%, happiness is up 139%, and more people are walking than ever. Abegail: Probably because every woman in this town hasn’t been able to fit into a car in 14 months. Whittman: What was that? Abegail: I said, rabbits eat lettuce

Debauched Sloth

Love their expressions in the bottom panels

Chumlee99

The woman stuck in the doorway: The problem is your door is never big enough for us growing gals. Green: Mrs. Berry, we keep telling our customers of your size to use the special doors we had installed, they were special designed for elephants. Abegail: Personally, I think the ladies intentionally wedge themselves in that door cause they like the feeling of us touching their massive butts. Or at least Mrs. Berry does

Shibuyasake

I am a fan of this employee in green

DKC

Will we ever get an origin story for Whitt??

Cmg

On the next page they just stare at each other for a beat before she goes “Oh my GOD!”

Redacted

I absolutely want to see more of that woman in green

Chumlee99

Next day in the life comic should be the store itself and the shenanigans of the employees like it’s a spoof of the Office and it ends with the Green one blowing up the fattest and completely oblivious that she’s blown out her uniform because of how fat she’s grown

Julian Reight

I’m gonna say this I really hope that they stop because they should be grateful that the wacky candy is making these women harder than they already are