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Don't Be Picky 86

🕑 Added 2025-05-26 03:36:26 +0000 UTC

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Robin Sjostrom

So is that suposed to be holes in her gloves like hobo gloves or golf gloves or is she leaking juice through the gloves?

Chumlee99

Probably just a guy looking for parts to fix up his house cause his beloved one ton wife broke a wall, again, cause she can't stop eating.

Alec_The_Guy

Who's the gentleman?

Julian Reight

I agree

Carl bill

you make mondays special :)

Chumlee99

Obviously the answer is to fight fire with fire and make their own company dedicated to making gargantuan fat women

Julian Reight

I’ll say this Brian and all the other parts of his team really need to leave the wacky candy factory alone because they’re never going to win

DH

It is a deep injustice that Brian could be here helping with his blueberry girlfriend and he’s not. It should have been me!

Chumlee99

or as she's shopping, she starts seeing weird things like an aisle called, "Juicing"

Random

Still hoping she gets stuck somewhere in the store and doesn’t make it back in time. Hardware store shopping is never in and out…

Chumlee99

Katie's coming one way, an equally massive woman is coming the other way....they try to pass each other and suddenly the aisle is clogged

SarcasticObserver1

A slow build up

Chumlee99

"Let's see, Lumber. Nails, screws, Lightbulbs, cinder blocks, and maybe I should get some new flowers for the garden. And that statue of a T-Rex made out of scrap metal is cute, and I do need new pipes to handle juicing, and a chainsaw, and tarps, and duct tape, and there's another pair of Blueberry women on Aisle 8 buying a pump...THERE'S OTHER BLUEBERRY WOMEN!?"