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The Solar System

🕑 Added 2021-08-20 05:24:29 +0000 UTC

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RitalinGamer

Adorable and so well done.

Kevin Wright

Heh, Uranus. Also, seconding the love for Jupiter.

Christopher Guerra

Jupiter thicc

This makes sense because the sun is going to fuck every planet by blowing up one day

Dakota

Pluto is super cute lol I'm so glad you included Pluto

jshooa

Jupiter little moons are adorable

Onyx

Saturn was always ma favorite planet as a kid

Nozerz

I know this was a while ago, but no one was talkin about Jupiter tho? 😳👌

Yeet

Saturn definitely my favorite

PianoMan

Mercury best girl

Isuub Eli

It'll happen in a few million years anyway. Just wait.

Joe mama

The sun,the best jojos stand

Muenster Cheese

Dear god

Donivan

And Pluto is smol planet so Pluto get to be petite

Donivan

They didn't do that for inclusion. They did that cause Jupiter is a fat planet meaning bbw for porn.

Unknown fan

Can we see the sun fuck the planets

Ostromysl

[17h] is my favorite < 3

Anthony W

I was about to say, would be cool to see more of the Kuiper Belt entities….entitties

Barbaryn

Pluto could use he/him or they/them pronouns we don’t know

Barbaryn

This implies that solar flares are the sun nutting

M. Hatfield

Man, if only Pluto were trans I'd be happy :3

do_more_gooder

I like Uranus

Cieboa Plays

are you trying to tell us the Earth is Flat?

Kitty Maid

kinda was hoping for that tho, wud hav been funny

Kitty Maid

the sun is..........quite big!

mburg

I love that you uploaded the individual art in order from the Sun (lucky harem protagonist) to Pluto (as it should be). I love this so much!

mburg

My argument is we don’t say little people are not people, they are just people.

Flip Flap

Just FYI, there are a significant number of planetary scientists who disregard the International Astronomical Union's 2006 classification of Pluto as a "dwarf planet" for a number of reasons. If you actually read up on the discourse, their argument is pretty compelling. I'm no expert, but I'm inclined to agree with them.

Spain without the S

Uranus drained like that is perfect

Robert Pavelchek

...how much to add all the other dwarf planets? Ceres, etc?

Shadow Raven

pluto is my fav

Just Lurkin' About

Damn right!! Earth be curvy!

Soul of darkness

Tune in next time when tele makes the sun dick down uranus 😂

Pando

Uranus best girl

Yuval Green

Only Telepurte can make you want to fuck the solar system

TheFuckingAhhhhh

Glad to see that pluto isnt a loli.

James Leibee

Glad to see earth isn't flat.

Pablo Ortiz

dude i love mars

Ulbert

Wait. If we got Pluto… Where is Eris, Ceres, Haumea and Makemake?

ZekeStaright

Jupiter & her lil moons 💗

Dillon Lynch

Mars fuckin FIT tho

SYH

Seven billion (& counting) who refuse to get up off the couch and HELP CLEAN UP AROUND THE HOUSE.

Alec the Frog

Mercury definitely best girl there

LH

everyone here just talking about Uranus meanwhile i'm just appreciating Jupiter with her Galilean *cat*ellites

Loneranger152

That'd be AMAZING

shinacro67

BRO Saturn is 🔥

Shadow Scale Cosplay

That’s an interesting harem.

Bungee

uranus spreading her anus I see

Christopher Lilly

Lol at Uranus

derpinder77

Is it just me or are they posed / made slightly simmilar to their astronomical symbol? If its intentional thats a really cool detail.

Alex Sinclair

Venus, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune are my favs

Sun Nathaphat

This is weird for me because my name is actually Sun

Satis

Uranus and Pluto are my fav's

Wizerl

Telepurte is an absolute legend. Also Mercury, Wenus, Saturn are my picks ^^

ThirdWelles

I love Mars and Saturn more than anything I've ever known

FaultiestPhoenix

I like Neptune :)

Oleksandr Budnyk

That’s amazing! What an excellent scale, definitely Sun should be that big.

patreonus

Dam you went full berserk on that one! Nice job!!!!

T Scheller

More of jupiter please

Michael

The only person who can sexualize the entire solar system and make it some of the best art I've ever seen

Wizzard

I like Saturn's hair, really cool

Tacorific9000

URANUS

Wizerl

Once it comes close to earth, we will be fucked

Jplatissimus

Mars kinda muscular, also Saturn? *chefs kiss

shadowscribble

If Earth seems less cheery, keep in mind she is the only one who ended up having a billion kids.

rasfruitin

I guess you could say the sun is packing heat…

Blaqhawq

Guess the Sun made their own harem

PondCat

Pluto with the small biddies

Simone Spinozzi

❤️

Aron25746

Wow, Uranus is beautiful.

Aron25746

I knew it… Uranus

Kote

Imagine if he did every LoL character. That would have taken him so freaking long, I don't even want to imagine.

Kote

I love each and every one of them., But goddamn, is the Sun a horse? He definitely can dominate anything and anyone in the solar system with that thang

Sternenboy

I got a new wallpaper

Director Scarlett

I know it's not much, but thanks for including different body sizes and shapes. It goes a long way and means a lot ❤

DayDreamer

Iove how you made it very clear which one is Neptune and which one is Uranus

AnothrWintr

Uranus showing her....oh I get it.

Bladey

Pluto best girl

Love Saturn! And Uranus showing her anus

Zangspur

These….these are just too good. Nicely done!

lildaniel100

Love the chub ones

Hot Cofi

This is epic

Bryant Taylor

Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, shoot your load on me!

Riley Nielsen

We took a poll for him to draw a planet... And he delivered the solar system. Absolute king!

Xaq

Nice view of Uranus. XP

Hex Edd

Thank you for that fact 💯

Maarten Daalder

Fun fact, the axial tilt of Uranus is 97 degrees (Earth is at 23 degrees), so one could say that the angle she's currently at matches that.

LiDavis386

Never thought I'd say this but now draw the sun fucking the planets, starting from the closest one to it

The Magic Boy

haha jupiter with the "moons"

Spartan277

Hahaha! Take a look at that Rack on Earth! WHAT SAY YOU NOW FLAT EARTHERS!?

Kibbles

This is better than I imagined. Also Neptune is my favorite

Adavarius

O_O This is glorious!

Ethan O'Connor

Love saturn and neptune

Rithik Ram

The whole solar system, noice!

Dale Simpson

Saturn 🙏

Unanimous D

Wait which one is Neptune and which one is .... ... nvm.

Holden Neal

The hair being the rings is a really cool idea.

ShaozChampion

I have no problems with dis owo

Kall

whoa O.O

Michael Hawk

this turned out so good. great work tele

CosmicMaelstrom

This is the best thing I could've seen before going to sleep. Thank you Telepurte, now I will proceed to have the best dream I've had in quite a while.