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Chapter 286 - Do you promise?
🕑 Added 2025-11-18 22:54:11 +0000 UTCFeeling a bit guilty for making Hestia so upset at such a delicate moment in her life—her pregnancy—I went after her and took her hand. But she pulled away from me and threw herself onto the couch.
She didn’t want to look at my face.
“Come on, Hestia, don’t act like that.”
“Just leave me alone, please. I need to think carefully about whether I should forgive you or not!”
“You need to think about whether you should forgive me?” I sighed and sat down beside her. She started swinging her legs and kicking me. “I’m sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean it’s the pregnancy’s fault. It’s just that pregnancy makes your emotions a little messy.”
After a few seconds of silence, I continued.
“Every woman who gets pregnant becomes a bit more explosive. They can’t control their emotions very well.”
“You slept with Loki, and you expect me not to be mad?” She jumped up and threw a pillow at me. “Why didn’t you think twice before doing something so stupid?”
“Look, I already told you I don’t like her the way I like you all. I just took advantage of the situation, the same way I did with Ishtar. I want to keep them in my hands so I can control them, nothing more.”
“Control them?”
“That’s right. I don’t trust Loki or Ishtar, and I don’t want them messing up my life. If I’ve got them under my thumb, they can’t cause trouble.”
“That’s…”
“You think it’s wrong?”
“A little. You’re taking advantage of them, aren’t you?”
“I’m doing it because I’m afraid they’ll interfere in our lives. It’s better to have them as close allies, don’t you think? Especially Ishtar. Do you trust Ishtar?”
At my question, Hestia looked away before answering. “No, I don’t trust her.”
“That’s why I got close to her. Ishtar is completely in love with me, but I don’t like her the way I like you. I think it’s a good thing to have them in my hands.”
Then, Mikoto and Lili arrived.
“That’s cruel. It’s wrong to play with a woman’s heart like that,” Lili said teasingly.
Mikoto didn’t say anything. “…” She just stared at me, the corner of her lips curling into a small smile.
“You think it’s wrong? Isn’t it good to have two powerful Familias on our side? If something ever happens, they’ll help us. Even though it doesn’t look like anything will happen…” Only Freya could cause trouble, but I doubt it…
Speaking of which, having her under my control would be ideal.
“Tell him, Lili! Tell him it’s wrong. Do you have any idea he actually slept with Loki? That Loki!”
Instead of backing Hestia, Lili said, “I would’ve loved to see that. I wonder what the Goddess sounds like in bed.”
“You…” Hestia was shocked.
Mikoto blushed and stepped back.
“See? Neither of them thinks it’s wrong. And I’ll say it again: I don’t like them the way I like you. Don’t worry.”
“...” Hestia pouted and said nothing else.
“Hey, why don’t you tell us how it was? When did you do it? Was it when we were eating out?”
“Yes, that’s right. I—”
“I don’t want to hear it. Let me leave first!”
Hestia jumped off the couch and ran up the stairs.
Unlike her, Mikoto sat down, looking curious.
“You’re just as naughty as I am, aren’t you?”
“...” Mikoto said nothing—meaning she didn’t deny it.
Before I started explaining what happened, I looked toward the stairs, thinking about Hestia.
‘If she’s this mad now, imagine when she finds out I’ll be taking Ais and Tiona as my lovers soon.’
I should speed up her pregnancy before that happens.
But if I do, there’s a risk she’ll truly hate me.
Even though I doubt it. If I accelerate her pregnancy and our child is born healthy, I’m sure she’ll overlook what I did and shower our child (and me) with love.
‘I should think this through before deciding.’
I should talk to her about it again—a calm, adult conversation.
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After spending some time in the living room with Mikoto and Lili, I went upstairs to talk to Hestia. ‘I hope she’s calmer now.’ When I reached her door, I knocked.
“Hestia, can we talk?”
But she ignored me. I kept knocking and calling for her, but she continued to stay silent.
I tried opening the door, but it was locked.
With a sigh, I decided to use my teleportation ability to teleport inside her room. Hestia had already expected that—I could tell, because she was waiting for me.
She was sitting on the bed, hugging her pillow, staring at me.
“What are you doing here?” she asked.
“I want to talk. I want to have a calm conversation about what I said earlier.”
“About Loki and Ishtar?”
“No, about the other thing.”
Hestia finally understood and said, “I won’t let you do that.” She hid her face behind the pillow, avoiding my eyes. “I want a normal pregnancy. Please don’t do that.”
She was about to cry.
Seeing her trying so hard not to cry, I walked over and sat on the bed.
I placed my hand on her thigh and said, “Alright, I won’t do it.”
Watching her almost cry made my heart ache.
It’s better not to interfere. It’s better for her to have a normal pregnancy (even though I’ve already accelerated it by nine months). ‘She wants a human experience.’ I smiled, and Hestia lowered the pillow from her face.
Looking into my eyes, she said, “Do you promise?”
“Yes, I promise.”
