🕑 Added 2017-01-08 23:19:17 +0000 UTC
A preview of this story is now available to all patrons under "Sneak Peeks". It's a strong start and I meant to write a lot about it this weekend, but a bunch of LIFE is hitting me right now and my brain isn't in the right place for realism. Still, check it out - it will be spectacular.
