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Harry Potter and the Magic of Books part 2
🕑 Added 2016-04-25 05:43:40 +0000 UTC Harry blushed as he looked at the adult picture book that Sarah had pointed out after they’d spent half an hour browsing. Thankfully he was invisible, otherwise the slightly overweight nerd that was manning the front desk wouldn’t have let him into the adult section of the bookshop. He whispered, “What about it?”Sarah snickered as she pointed at the magical glasses on the page. “The ‘plot’ is paper thin but the glasses are an awesome failed experiment. Just read it.”
Harry rolled his eyes then quickly read through the naughty book about the adventures of a ‘failed’ pervert enchanter. None of his magical creations were actually failures but none of them worked quite right and he took it way too personally as far as Harry was concerned. The best example was the magical X-ray glasses that continually fixed a person’s sight until they couldn’t be used anymore. Losing the ability to see through walls would be annoying, but not having to wear glasses would be great, so he didn’t really see how that was a failure. Another example of a ‘failed’ magical item was a ring that created a magical hand that could only exert five pounds of force on something. Sure, it wasn’t perfect or exactly what the enchanter wanted, but it had only taken the man an hour so Harry wasn’t sure what he was complaining about. He whispered, “Okay, the glasses look nice and the ring is worth stealing.”
Sarah giggled softly. “Take the enchanter’s spell book if you can.”
Harry reached into the book and pulled out the magical glasses, aging it by at least a decade. He put the glasses on the shelf then pulled out the enchanter’s spell book and put it in his bag as the pages became brittle. He reached back into the book and pulled out the ring which caused the book to finally char, making it worthless to him. He was rather pleased he’d gotten so much out of one book, as he was sure if he’d done this earlier he’d have charred it before he’d gotten the ring out. He slipped the ring on and swapped out his glasses then blinked a couple of times as he realized that he could actually see a lot better with his new glasses than his old glasses. He put his old glasses in his backpack then whispered. “Good call.”
“Yep.” Sarah giggled as she went back to looking through the adult fantasy section, well aware that Harry was peeking at her with his new glasses.
Several minutes later Sarah pointed to a graphic novel with a bikini clad teenager on the front and said, “Oh, you might like the Loliblade.”
Harry whispered, “What is it?”
“It’s a parody of the Witchblade comic, if you put it on it turns you into a teenage female and gives you magical armor that doesn’t actually manage to cover much of anything.”
Harry coughed. “Is the change permanent?”
“Yeah, even if you take off the armor.”
Harry whispered, “Why the heck would anyone want that?”
“Because it gives you really large claws and a force field while you’re wearing it,” she told him.
Harry shivered. “I don’t think I’d want to use that, I like being male.”
Sarah smirked, “Not on yourself, but it’s a great revenge item. Nothing says you can’t trick someone else into using it.”
“Oh.” Harry grinned as he thought about several people that he didn’t much care for. “Is there anything else in the book that I should steal?”
“You’d have to look.” Sarah smirked as she flew over to the next section that she wanted to scan through.
Harry flipped through the book as quickly as he could. It didn’t take him too long to figure out that there wasn’t much worth taking other than the Loliblade. He reached into the book and pulled out the silver bracelet with a ruby that was the dormant version of the Loliblade. He carefully put it in his bag then put the charred graphic novel back on the shelf. He whispered, “Anything else?”
Sarah said, “You might try pulling a monster girl training manual out of this monster book.”
Harry walked over and opened the book and blushed as he looked at the pictures of naked girls with animal features. “Huh?”
“Just go for the training book, it’s close to the start.”
Harry reached his hand in to grab the book he could see on the page. He’d almost pulled the manual out when someone walked up behind him and he panicked forgetting that he was invisible and wished to be anywhere but caught.
Sarah blinked as Harry vanished into the book dropping it to the floor. “Well shit.” She dove towards the book and found herself following Harry.
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Dumbledore turned and stared at the monitoring devices as half of them started making horrible screeching sounds. “What the blazes?” He pulled out his wand and conjured a shield a second before half of the devices exploded. He took a couple of seconds to study the devices, “He’s still alive but he doesn’t consider Number 4 his home anymore and isn’t with his family... great.”
Using a spell to restore a small bubbling silver device he attempted to read its last setting. “...and he’s either managed to move beyond the moon or has wandered someplace with better wards than Hogwarts. Strange…” He walked over to the fireplace and tossed a pinch of floo powder into it. “Leaky Cauldron.” He stepped through the flames and out into the crowded bar then apparated close to Harry’s residence.
Dumbledore frowned as he noticed huge rips and tears in the ward structure. “Curious, most curious and most problematic as well.” He stalked up to the door of Number 4 no longer really caring who saw him or what the neighbors thought. He rapped on the door until it was opened by Vernon. “Where is he?”
Vernon went red when he saw how the man on his doorstep was dressed. “Who? I’m sure you have the wrong address, now leave.”
Dumbledore looked down his nose at Vernon. “When is the last time you saw Harry?”
“There is no one by that name here, I will not be talked to like this in my own home! Now go away.” Vernon slammed the door in Dumbledore’s face.
Dumbledore sighed as he drew his wand. “Minerva was right.” He flicked it at the door, unlocking and opening it. He stepped inside.
Vernon’s face went purple with rage as he stared at the wizard that was invading his house. “Now see here, you can’t just barge into someone’s house!”
“Where is Harry?”
“Hopefully dead! Now leave before I call the police.”
Dumbledore flicked his wand and sent Vernon crashing against the wall. A second flick stuck him to the wall. “I suggest you tell me what I want to know Vernon.” He hated to use his skills this way, especially against those that couldn’t defend themselves, but a child’s life was at stake. He glanced into Vernon’s mind and found he had no idea where Harry was and truly did not care.
“I’m going to kill you!” the fat man shouted struggling futilely.
Dumbledore flicked his wand and silenced the large idiot then turned as Petunia walked into the living room going pale as she saw her husband pinned to the wall. “Ah, Petunia, have you seen your nephew lately?”
“Dumbledore?! W-what has the boy done now?” she asked nervously.
“Apparently left or been kidnapped as he doesn’t consider this his home,” Dumbledore said dryly.
“Good!” she snapped.
“You agreed to take him in, you failed in your duties,” Dumbledore said, wondering if she was truly so ignorant as to not know the price magic would extract from her family for their betrayal.
“It’s not that simple.” She glanced at her husband. “I didn’t want him to start with!” Petunia snapped.
“Then you should have refused. I could have found a different place for him, surely after a few weeks or months once things calmed down,” the old wizard said with a heavy sigh.
“Well he’s gone now and good riddance!” Petunia snapped back.
Dumbledore sighed. “I suggest you move far from Britain.”
“You’re threatening us?” she asked in disbelief.
“I’m not, but as soon as the magical world finds out that you lost their savior, I don’t imagine that they will be all that thrilled with you. I’m truly sorry the war cost you your sister, she was an amazing young woman, but your choice on how to respond to that...” he fell silent and merely shook his head. He apparated back to Hogsmeade to send Snape looking for Harry.
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Harry blinked as he looked around at the waiting room filled with people ranging from a little younger than him to people in their early teens. “Okay, what’s going on?”
Sarah tumbled out of thin air, thankfully she had her broom still so it wasn’t that big a deal. “Okay, that was weird.”
“Where are we?” Harry asked, his eyes roaming over everything in sight, his eyes drawn to various girls as he tried to figure out where he was.
A woman with green hair and a sexy translucent nurse outfit walked over with a clipboard. “Invisibility spells are prohibited.”
Harry took his ring off. “Sorry about that, forgot I was wearing it.”
The woman nodded. “No worries, just see that it doesn’t happen again. Are you here to register for monster girl training?”
Sarah giggled. “Yep.”
The woman nodded and handed her clipboard to Harry. “Just fill everything out as best you can, dear.” She turned and headed back to the counter showing off her well toned rear.
Harry blushed as he pulled his attention away from her cute behind. He whispered, “Is that because of my glasses or?” He glanced around at the various people and realized that he could sort of mentally control if the glasses saw through clothing or not.
“Nah, she’s wearing a sexy outfit. Almost as good as mine.”
“Okay.” He glanced down at the form. “How am I supposed to fill this out?”
“I’m not sure, it’s not like I’ve ever filled one of these out before, but it can’t be that hard. How did you fall into this book anyways?”
“I was reaching for something then I got distracted,” Harry admitted.
Sarah grinned. “It could be worse. At least we didn’t get stuck in the Lord of the Rings or something similar,” Sarah replied.
“Never heard of it,” Harry said, “but then the Dursley’s didn’t like me reading at all, said it gave me ideas above my station.”
“They sound evil,” she noted absently dropping a hand to caress the hilt of her sword.
“They weren’t nice, that’s for sure.” He walked over to an empty section of seats and picked the seat furthest away from the next young man who was reading a newspaper. He whispered, “Why aren’t we just leaving?”
Sarah said, “Because learning to handle monster girls should be fun. I mean look at the nurse, she’s hot.”
Harry blushed. “What if I suck?”
“Then the girl giggles and thanks you?” Sarah suggested, confused.
“What?” Harry asked in confusion.
Sarah stared at Harry. “Really? Yeah, okay we’re so signing you up for monster girl training classes and teaching you spells to make sure you top out the class.”
“Ah... okay, fine whatever.” He grabbed the pen attached to the clipboard and started filling out details as best he could, even if most of them caused him to blush.
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Snape scowled as Albus finished explaining about Harry vanishing without a trace. “I would have heard something if there was a plan by Death Eaters. I haven’t heard anything, though I suspect that as soon as the Ministry hears about his disappearance it will make the front page of the Prophet.”
Dumbledore nodded. “Which is why we need to find him first.”
“I’ll see what I can find. There has to be some trace of what happened or who grabbed him, unless he wandered off and stumbled on an old portkey.”
Dumbledore shook his head. “None of the Wards designed to detect him leaving the general area were tripped and I haven’t received a notice from the Ministry about any portkeys being used in the area. I’m at a loss as to how someone managed to kidnap him.”
“I’ll find him.” Snape stalked out of Dumbledore’s office on his way to his quarters to pick up some enchanted devices that might be useful.
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One of the doors opened and a naked teenage girl with a clipboard called out, “Mister Potter?”
Harry blinked as he realized the naked girl was talking to him and it wasn’t just his glasses looking through her clothes, she was genuinely naked. “Ah, that’s me.”
The girl smiled as she walked over to where Harry was sitting. “Excellent, it says you need basic Sex Education.”
“I missed that day in school…” The Dursleys had just refused to sign the paperwork so he’d only gotten the talk second hand from various sources.
“No worries, we’ll get you caught up. Please come with me. Your…” she frowned slightly as she wasn’t sure what Sarah was exactly as she didn’t have wings, “girl can come with.”
Harry asked, “Where are we going?”
“One of the training rooms, that way you’ll be more comfortable.”
“Oh good.” Harry sighed in relief as he didn’t want to have a bunch of people snickering at him as had happened at school when he’d missed the lecture.
Sarah giggled as she flew after Harry and the girl.
Harry gulped as the naked girl led him to a room with a large four poster bed in it. “Ah… I thought you said this was a training room?”
“It is,” she replied easily.
“Why are there chains connected to the bed posts?” he asked nervously.
“So that you can chain up your monster girls if you need to, or they can chain you up, if you feel like playing that role, but that’s rather advanced for a 101 class and we won’t be covering that in any detail unless you impress me,” she explained with a grin.
“Why would I need to use chains with some of the girls?” he asked blushing.
“Some of them are super strong and some of them instinctively claw and or bite their partners while they’re having sex.”
“Ah…”
The girl giggled as she walked over and jumped backwards onto the bed and spread her legs playfully once she landed. “Normally I’d jump right to the fucking or at least the techniques used during such, but judging by your blush and the forms you filled out we should start with a basic anatomy lesson.”
Harry felt his cheeks furiously burning as he stared at the girl. “Ah… that might be helpful.”
The girl smiled as she started explaining the basics about the female body before moving on to a practical demonstration. “If you’d care to remove your clothes,” she said.
Harry was about as red as the pillows, but quickly shed his clothes and Sarah found she didn’t need to cast any spells to allow Harry to respond properly after all.
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Harry stumbled slightly as he appeared in the real world with an equally tired Sarah on his shoulder. He was just glad that they’d healed him before they handed him three capture balls and told him that he qualified as a monster girl trainer. He doubted that he’d ever find a use for his newly acquired whip skill, but the rest of the lessons were definitely helpful, even if they had started off really embarrassing.
He grabbed the book he’d just stepped out of and the rest of the parody series. ‘No way am I not grabbing the book where I got my first kiss, my first shag… well a lot of firsts.’ He was still a bit shocked about some of the things he’d had to do in training, but the upside to having your first be in a book meant that they couldn’t really tell tales about how many times you had to do things over to get it right. He blinked as he realized that the shop was closed. “Oops.”
Sarah looked around. “We might have been in there a bit too long.”
“At least we know that time doesn’t stop while we’re in books. I guess that means we should explore a bit before we make our escape. We can leave money for the books on the counter.”
Sarah said, “That works for me.”
Harry picked up rather a naughty adult picture book version of Alice in Wonderland and flipped through it looking at the pictures of Alice getting into all sorts of trouble and all sorts of compromising positions. “I don’t remember this version from school. Various interesting cookies at the Hatter’s party though.”
“You might as well grab a copy,” Sarah replied.
He set the book on his pile then went back to looking through the stack. He’d just grabbed a picture book titled Aurora Knight of the Round Table that looked particularly interesting when Sarah yawned loudly. He glanced over at Sarah, “Tired?”
“Just a bit,” Sarah replied.
“We should probably grab some sleep in a book.”
Sarah gestured at the shelves. “Which book?”
“I’m sure we can find something with a hotel in one of the books.” Harry replied as he started looking through the various books to see if any had hotels that he wouldn’t mind staying at.
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Harry watched as Sarah gestured and a virtual tide of bugs fled out of their hotel room. “That’s an awesome spell. I guess that’s why the ‘beds’ are hammocks.”
“Thanks. It’s not a palace but it has a certain amount of charm,” she admitted.
“It beats my cupboard or sleeping on the ground.” Harry glanced out the window at the group of naked elf girls playing volleyball on the beach. “My Aunt and Uncle would blow their tops if they knew I was enjoying myself.” He grinned even wider at the thought.
“Eh, let them. I mean seriously, life is supposed to be fun. If they can’t be happy that you’re happy then they aren’t worth worrying about,” she told him firmly.
Harry nodded as he turned away from the window. “Now what?”
Sarah gestured toward the hammock. “Now we get some sleep or at least try.”
Harry frowned slightly as he looked at the Hammock. “How exactly do you get into one of these?”
“Carefully or in my case I just fly. You might want to take your sword off though.” She snickered as she watched Harry attempts to get into the hammock after setting his sword on the table.
Harry was just glad that he managed to get into the hammock after a couple of tries despite Sarah’s snickering. “This is actually rather comfortable.”
Sarah snickered as she flew over, landed on his chest and dismissed her broom. “Good night Harry.”
He smiled as Sarah snuggled against him. “Night.”
Thankfully it only took Harry a couple of tries to get into the hammock and after a couple of minutes of shifting around he drifted off to sleep.
Comments
Mist of Shadows
Thanks. I'm trying for that nice blend of hey look at the shinnies while still being able to get use out of his ability to reach into books.
Alex Wierzbicki
nice work
