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They're Coming to Get You, Barbara (8/8)
🕑 Added 2025-10-31 21:00:08 +0000 UTCBrought to you by Bobo the Hobo (and best read in black and white), the biweekly bru-ha-ha that makes up the bulk of this year's Halloween Special is called...
THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA!
She’s big, blonde, and built for burgers—and now she’s on the menu in humanity's last all-you-can-eat buffet!
When the dead rise from their graves with an appetite for flesh, one plump schoolteacher and her hunky coal-miner hubby find themselves in a midnight showdown between true love and the undead’s all-you-can-eat special!
Can true love survive shambling corpses, diner food, and doorways that just weren’t built for double-wide dames? Or will she discover that sometimes the apocalypse brings more than just zombies banging on your door…
Co-Starring a shotgun savior with sweaterpuppies out the wazoo, who's here to save big beautiful blondes and shoot zombies—luckily there's plenty of both to go around!
An 8-part bad B-Movie spectacular!
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SilverSnowWolf
Honestly, one of the best stories you’ve ever done. Though I do like fatties in peril. Does she survive the fade to black, and any prospects of an epilogue at some point?
