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May 2024 - Question & Answers
🕑 Added 2024-05-27 13:33:40 +0000 UTCAs suggested by the Greater Circle and voted on by the Greater/Lesser Circle tiers.
Some of the seats on the stage are conspicuously empty. Meanwhile, there's a fancy scarecrow sitting in Percy's chair.
Broderick: *looking pissed off* Why didn't I think of that?
Adrian, who do you trust the most and the least? If you trust anyone...
Adrian: I trust non-possessed MC the most. As to who I trust the least... *coughs* That'd be possessed MC.
Merlin: Truly? Even less than me?
Adrian: Barely.
Adrian, you seem kind of really MC-focused at this point.
Adrian: I-I mean, we've known each other for years. It's only natural, right?
Next up, Merlin...
Merlin: *tosses hair* Naturally. ԅ(≖ᴗ≖ԅ)
How are you using kaomoji in person?!
Merlin: ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»
No, never mind that. The audience wants to know... Merlin, do you have a shape/look you like most? Like, silvery mist, blond, etc?
Merlin: None.
*Someone starts booing and muttering 'Cop out'. That someone sounds suspiciously like Broderick*
Yes, indeed. No copping out on the stage, Merlin.
Merlin: Tis not an excuse. Tis a hint.
All right, moving on then. Our next question is for the High King... calm down, Adrian. *takes out notebook & pen* Arthur, what do you miss the most about being awake or about Camelot?
Adrian: *surreptitiously puts away his own autograph book*
Arthur: What I miss the most is not having a person transform into a random cow in the middle of our conversation or the ground becoming the sky while everyone starts swimming through the air. Alas, the dreams of people are hardly the most stable.
Merlin: *opens mouth*
Arthur: Yes, yes... I know something such would sometimes happen back home as well. But not quite so oft as this. As to what I miss most about Camelot in particular... Would saying nigh everything be considered an unacceptable evasion? The people. The places. The prospects. It took decades to build Camelot into what it became...
Merlin: *opens mouth*
Arthur: ...yes, Merlin, I realize how demented its last moments were.
And now for our final question... and it's to Adrian again.
Adrian: Me again? Why?
Broderick: *starts sliding down his seat and creeping off the stage*
What can we say. The audience loves you.
Adrian: *smiles with a look of complete existential horror*
Adrian, what other more out there foods have you tried out? Also, why things like bugs and live octopus, it's pretty different for a guy who tries to seem/look as boring as possible
Adrian: It's not as if I'm trying to be boring! *stealthy look* I just have average tastes, okay? But sometimes its good to try and experience new things out of your comfort zone.
Broderick: *from the side, now off stage* Really? Bugs?!
Adrian: Hey, don't knock it until you try it. They taste differently depending on the insect, but most just taste like jerky.
Broderick: Pass.
Broderick, you want to come back on stage here?
Broderick: No. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Merlin: Give me back my kaomoji, you heathen!
Broderick: No. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Adrian N-not like we're about to go on a world tour across a bunch of countries, r-right? Anyway, since I live... lived in a big city, it was pretty easy to try out international cuisine every now and then. There's stuff like balut -- which is steamed duck embryo, and nattō which is fermented soybeans has a rather pungent aroma, oh.. and you know escargot is just snails, right?
Broderick: Pass.
Merlin: *furiously taking notes*
All right then. That's all the time we've got for today. Remember to send in your questions in the next Suggestions post if you belong to the Greater Circle!
Edit: Dammit, Patreon keeps killing the animation in The More You Know gif. I guess you'll have to wait until you (potentially based on the MC's decisions) see it in the Closed Beta of the game.
