Marcio Dasb
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1st Liam Interview
🕑 Added 2025-08-19 17:54:54 +0000 UTCHey tier 2 dudes, yet again, a little bonus content for you ... I made Liam sit through a little interview. He didn't seem to enjoy it . I did tho.
Lucas: Alright. Sit your ass down.
Liam: [already annoyed] I am sitting. What do you want, Lucas?
Lucas: So—first question. How would you describe yourself?
Liam: [shrugs] I don’t know, man. That’s weird. Who just sits around describing themselves?
Lucas: People in interviews, fuckface.
Liam: [leans back] Ugh. Fine. I’m normal. That’s it. Nothing tragic, nothing edgy. Just—me.
Lucas: [grinning] You sure about that?
Liam: [suspicious] Why wouldn’t I be?
Lucas: Mhm. Okay. What’s something people get wrong about you?
Liam: [defensive] That I don’t know what’s going on. Like I’m just—floating or something. I know some stuff.
Lucas: What stuff?
Liam: [stone-faced] Stuff.
Lucas: [laughs] Bro.
Liam: Shut up.
Lucas: Alright alright. Biggest weakness?
Liam: [pauses too long] …I don’t know. I guess I let shit slide too much. Like if someone’s being annoying or pushy or—
Lucas: [interrupting] You mean Noah.
Liam: [snaps] I didn’t say that.
Lucas: But you meant it.
Liam: Can I go now?
Lucas: No. What do you think of Noah, then?
Liam: [inhales like it physically hurts] …He’s fine. He’s annoying. Doesn't like to wear socks for some fucking reason. Always looking at me like he knows better.
Lucas: [innocent] Better how?
Liam: [glares] You tell me. You wrote the asshole.
Lucas: Oh I know what he’s waiting for.
Liam: [looks away] Shut the fuck up.
Lucas: [smirking] Do you know what he’s waiting for?
Liam: I said shut up. And stop grinning like that!
Lucas: [delighted; smiling]
Liam: I’m leaving.
Lucas: Wait—two more questions. Advice for the readers?
Liam: [stands up halfway] If a guy like... smells good? It’s a trap. Run. Don’t be weird about it. Don’t—sniff things.
Lucas: That was oddly specific.
Liam: [deadpan] I said don’t.
Lucas: And advice for me?
Liam: [walking off] Stop writing me into these situations and expecting me to be okay. I’m not. I’m barely functioning.
Lucas: You mean you’re gooning out?
Liam: [offscreen] I will throw hands.
Lucas: Wait—before you go. Anything you wanna tease about next week’s chapter?
Liam: [visibly tense] …No.
Lucas: Oh come on, dude. One line.
Liam: [sighs] Fine. Next week’s chapter is... me realizing I should stop showing up when Noah asks for favors.
Lucas: That’s it?
Liam: [tight smile] That’s all you’re getting.
Comments
Marcio Dasb
it’s here already lmao scroll down
Anthony
I loved it! I can't wait for Noah's
Marcio Dasb
ikrr
Josh
😂 - Awesome interview… you little tease.
