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Your Flirty Yandere Wife Uses Her Best Worst Pick Up Lines on You
🕑 Added 2024-09-23 16:56:56 +0000 UTCScript by u/ Yan-Con (with some ad-libs by me!)
You’ve been hard at work all day and your adorably dorky but ever-doting wife has decided to interrupt your flow with some truly awful pick-up lines…
Tags: [F4A]💕[flirty] [cute and corny] [established relationship] [wife speaker and partner listener] [they also talk about honey garlic chicken thighs] [It would be kinda wholesome minus the uh….whole…yandere-ish aspects of her eheh heh heh…]
CW: The speaker discusses hiding bodies and some murder stuff but it’s unclear whether that’s actually happened or if she’s being facetious.
00:00 Clover says thanks so much for listening
01:43 What would be a fun date activity…
03:16 Hm? Huh? What? Huh? Mm?
06:10 What would you even do with my kidney?
07:36 Oh wow, that must be the one innocent thing I’ve said today!
10:12 Is it cake?
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Some Clovery Thoughts:
A very big thank you to Yan-Con for letting me voice another one of his fun scripts! I love doing yandere scripts that hit that sweet spot between completely ridiculous and flirty fun <3
PC Update: I updated my YouTube community tab with this news but good news and bad news. I sent my little laptop to the computer doctor and they very dramatically told me “she doesn’t have much time left” which is fine and expected but still kinda sucks. I’ve had this laptop for years and editing has been a nightmare lately. Lots of forced restarts and losing hours of editing or the audio itself >< But the good news is that pay day is only a week away and I’m going to try and get a new PC! A lot of folks have very generously donated to my new rig over on my throne and I’m hoping to get something that’ll also let me handle more streaming and fun stuff!
Content Update: Thanks so much for being so patient with me this month. There are 99 days left in the year and I’m hoping to bring you something awesome for at least 80 of them! (that’s a B, right?) I have some really fun scripts that were commissioned from the wonderful folks on the Lucky Us Tier that I’m gonna send over for approvals in the next few days and some other great script fills for awesome authors <3 Fingers crossed that the old girl keeps kicking before I get a new one!
Thank you all for being so extremely cool!! 💕🍀♣️
Comments
eerie_ghost
I hope chicken thighs, aren’t the only thighs on the table tonight… 😜 Tender, moist and flavourful 🤤 I was thinking about turkey thighs. Because Thanksgiving is a few weeks away.
Clover
Thank you so very kindly ^^
Clover
Hhahahahah!! ^^ Yes yes yes lasaggnaaaaaa
Clover
bug-out bags are just great in practice forever! get that hand crank radio!
Clover
I'm alive I'm alive! Just frustrated with my power supply >< But I think I should be okay within a week or so!
Clover
the the the Flintstones? Did I mention them? Oh my brain ><
Clover
oooh I love being called clever ^^ even though I don't feel like that sometimes hahaha
GoldenEra_reborn
By the time wifey says her "movie snack" line I am cuddling her into oblivion, and "phone number as payment" would get her married all over again. Absolutely fantastic work Clover 😍
DeezKnights
For all those alleged things she keeps getting away with, her mouth is quite the fumbler. I wonder how she even- Oh I love lasagna!
OrangeMarvin
My biggest take away is I should prepare us a bug-out bag, because the authorities will surely be coming.
Anand, the Resurrected 😴
CLOOOOOOOVER!! You’re alive — and absolutely flirty with this sweet and sultry audio! I laughed, I was flustered, and I want to hear it all over again. No little computer, don’t die… give me those heart paddles — we’re shocking new life into that motherboard! 🤍
Lioninwinter
I LOVE The Stones! I still love my rock heads after all these years! Fred and Barney!
Gunnersmage
Very cute and clever Clover Brava 😉 excellent pick up's lol
Richterio
Thou asked and thou shall receive.
Clover
The rizzzzzzz! All the rizzzzzz! So good hahahah
Richterio
"Hi, the name is Rich, but you can call me Tonight... Or tomorrow mornings also fine."
Richterio
"'Together' starts with 'U' and it ends with 'Me'"
Richterio
"Kiss me if im wrong, but Dragons exist, right?"
Richterio
"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
Richterio
From the audio or my personal ones?
Clover
What's your favorite? Gimme your best one <3
Richterio
MY WEAKNESS! ONE LINERS
