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[M4F] Batshit Crazy [Some April Fool's Vibes][Co-Workers To Lovers][VA and Listener Get Fired][Listener Commits Robbery][Jewellery][Diner Meeting][Bonnie and Clyde][Getaway][Jealousy][Taking Care Of Him][Motel Sex][Listener In Leather][Cock Ring][Some Switchiness][Dirty Talk][VA Tied Up][Face Sitting][Listener In Control][69][Multiple Listener Orgasms][Face Riding][VA Breaks Ties][Rough MDom][Doggystyle][Some Advanced Sex Positions][Wheelbarrow Position][Wall Sex][Full Nelson Position][Nicknames: Honey Bun
🕑 Added 2025-04-02 00:00:08 +0000 UTCYou and him both get laid off from your dull accounting jobs in the middle of some tough times. You’ve never liked each other a whole lot, between the constant petty bickering and the usual work politics, you never got along. This is made all too clear in a tense encounter in the parking lot as you both pack your cars up to go home. It turns out though that you’re a little more ambitious than him and matter-of-factly tell him you’re going to start robbing different spots around town. For real…
Your first target is a small jewellery store, everything seems set until you realise after you storm in that he is there buying some dumb necklace for a bimbo from high school that you hated that he used to have the silliest little crush on. He recognises your Converse you naively decided to wear and you clock him in the face before ordering him to the ground and he promptly passes out.
He decides to call you later and get to the bottom of what’s going on as you meet in a diner to discuss what really lies in his ambitions. Maybe you two might have more in common than you first thought?...Maybe you’re both batshit crazy…
TW: Some lightly misogynistic lines and sudden noises
VA starts speaking to the listener at 4 minutes in in the parking lot.
CREDITS
VA - Mr. Robinson
WRITER - Rob
EDITORS - Mx. Kakashi
NOTE: We can also confirm a part 2 to 'Mermaid Season' has been agreed upon
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Comments
Mikkie
I'm sorry. I don't think I caught that the first 15 times I listened to this audio... Did Robinson just growled there? 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
marshhhh
PART 2 PLEASE CANT JST LEAVE US LIKE THAT
Jennifer Jones
After the one prior talking directly to ....well.... Us sir. I feel as though I've committed a.crime just by listening. Why do I want more?? Because you can??? The struggle gets you off???? I swear I'll hear your voice for years. Why did you do this to me???
🥀
godaym this is so hot
Mini Maus
Gaddamn Mr Robinson
Antoinette
nice tits and nihiism lol
Lizzie Dimitrescu
🥵🤤 Those deep feral huffs and growls... Damn, Daddy Robinson...
Ms.Shellbomb
Firmly in the PART 2 PLEASE camp.
