Kevin Coughlin
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THE SINGLE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF MY LIFE - I MADE IT THRU TROLL 2
🕑 Added 2025-01-26 22:29:04 +0000 UTCTroll 2 (1990) is that legendary trainwreck so epically terrible it loops around to being entertaining—if your idea of “entertaining” is watching sincerity go head-to-head with abysmal filmmaking. The title promises trolls, but you get goblins—GOBLINS spelled backward is NILBOG, a clever twist that’s about as subtle as a brick in the face. The plot? A family vacation to a town full of shape-shifting vegetarian goblins who want to turn humans into plant goo and eat them. Because logic apparently took a holiday during production.
Every performance in Troll 2 feels like a community theater audition gone very, very wrong. Characters stare blankly into the middle distance, delivering lines with all the passion of someone reading a grocery list—if their grocery list included “poison bologna sandwiches” and “chunky hot milk.” The “special effects” look like someone raided a Halloween store’s clearance bin, and the script only makes sense if you consider “making sense” an optional extra.
Yet, somehow, you can’t look away. It’s the cinematic equivalent of rubbernecking at a fender-bender, but the fender-bender is wearing goblin masks made of old dish sponges. The film tries to be horror, but the only horrifying thing is that it exists. And that’s exactly why it’s amazing. If you ever find yourself wondering, “Could this movie possibly get any worse?”—congratulations, you’ve just summed up the entire viewing experience of Troll 2. In short, it’s awful, nonsensical, and the perfect watch if you want to feel better about literally every other movie you’ve ever seen. Enjoy at your own risk.
Comments
Nomad the Trucker
Love this reaction still confused on how you made it all the way through this but couldn't finish super troopers lmfao
Bo Birch
Another great time watching you guys .
Jacob Colson
Lmao oh my God, I was waiting till that Nilbog backwards realization hit you. lol that's hilarious!
Kevin Coughlin
Kevin here- she hasn't seen a star wars since Jar Jar..and refuses to watch that Special as well
Abraham Simmons
Im gonna feel bad now if ya all pull my name outta hat and she watches Star Wars Holiday Special
Wade Wallenstein
I hope you don't piss on hospitality because I won't allow it!
Abraham Simmons
Join on patreon just to watch this trainwreck
mike baker
See thata where ya messed up there are hobgoblins everywhere in the real world, every missing person ever was taken by the cast of troll 2
Mike Turp
Yes please yes. My favorite
Kevin Coughlin
a super double decker bologna sandwich!
mike baker
Did ya eat?
Jacob Colson
Oh my God. Yes.
