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FULL WATCHALONG ~ JAWS 2
🕑 Added 2024-09-04 22:46:47 +0000 UTC**Jaws 2** is the 1978 sequel that boldly asks the question: "What if we just did the same thing again, but with less suspense and more teenagers?" Set in the same sleepy town of Amity Island, another massive great white shark decides it's time to terrorize the locals—because apparently, word didn’t spread after the first shark disaster. Roy Scheider’s Chief Brody returns, this time battling not just the shark, but also the town’s collective case of amnesia, as they somehow forget that, yes, giant sharks are a very real problem here. **Jaws 2** brings more beachgoers and more chomping, but cranks up the teen drama, because what’s scarier than a giant shark? A boat full of screaming teenagers making every wrong decision possible. While it can’t match the original’s tension or iconic status, **Jaws 2** delivers in the "shark eats stuff" department, with more waterlogged chaos and the same catchy tagline: “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…” (Spoiler: It’s still not safe).
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Nomad the Trucker
If yall going full mystery science theater we gonna need a kevin puppet lmfao
Nomad the Trucker
All boats are nope boats I get sea sick
Nomad the Trucker
I forgot how bad this movie is
