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Chew Time: Thunder Thigh Bowl (Preview)
🕑 Added 2025-08-09 12:52:28 +0000 UTCA preview for an upcoming Patron story featuring some fun tie-ins to the work of Kobi-Tfs and has some curvy growth. Enjoy this early look!
She waved her hand slowly in a wide arc. “Greeeetings! This is Rachel Groves here with another episode of The Transformative Chew!” She clasped her hands together. “Today, we have a special sponsor who has provided us with our lovely meal today, Smiles!”
The scene cut a still image of a far more curvaceous, busty figure, a clown woman with bright red hair tied into two twin ponytails. Her skin was peachy, but her face was done up in white makeup with yellow ovals on her cheeks and bright red nose. She wore a yellow, low-cut, latex-esque suit and arm-length red & white striped gloves. This clown had the brightest of smiles on her overeager face and held up with one hand a huge platter full of hamburgers.
She all seemed to be reminiscent of another clown mascot in a way.
“You want something yummy?” Rachel could be heard, providing some stock narration. “Something cheery? Something silly in your stomach today? Why, there's no better place than Smiles, where Rozy the Clown is just waiting to serve you up some peppy food! She and her partner, Sandra…”
There was another cut to a different still image. It showed another curvy beauty, a black woman with short, stylish white hair. She wore white jean short shorts and a low-cut white jacket, unbuttoned enough to show off her cleavage and purple bra. She had a sly smile, hips cocked to the side.
“Are waiting to serve you the best, most filling meals imaginable! Stop by today at Smiles!”
The scene returned to a close up shot of Rachel, grinning deviously. “I don't usually go for these corporate sponsorships, but I am good friends with those lovely ladies, so I couldn't let them down!”
She clasped her hands together, rubbing them excitedly. “So, what are we eating today? If you're familiar with Smiles, you know of their amazing food! Will it be the Silly Meal? Perhaps it is the Full Figure Fries? All of them equally delicious and exciting choices! However…”
The shot pulled back out to show her in full body. With the screen wider, a large, black stool could be seen next to her. On it, a large black and red plastic bowl with a spoon in it sat.
“…today is special! What we're trying is a brand-new menu item! It was developed by Sandra herself!” Rachel picked up the bowl and held it out to the audience. “I present to you, the Thunder Thighs Bowl!”
There was a sharp cut, switching to the bowl on a rotating glass tray. The camera shot is angled up, allowing the contents to be seen. It was filled with mashed potatoes, gravy, sweet corn, and crispy chicken chunks. It looked like the KFC Famous Bowl.
“Yes, the Thunder Thighs Bowl!” Rachel could be heard narrating. “This is a special dish full of that delicious mashed potatoes and gravy that you and I love from Smiles, combined with Sandra's special spices and ingredients. It's topped off with some fried chicken bits and sweet corn for extra flavor!”
There was another abrupt cut, this time back to Rachel. She winked. “And the sweet corn can be removed for you boring, fuddy-duddies. The effect will remain the same, but why take away from a dish that already gives so much and fills you up in all the right ways?”
