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A Hundred Girlfriends Who Really Love You... Another World! 01
🕑 Added 2023-11-24 01:04:28 +0000 UTC"Please take me to another world, also please give me a cheat power, also please give me a cute silver haired elf girlfriend." I throw a coin inside of the box. "These are all minor wishes, so I ask that you grant them all as fast as possible." This is a paid service damn it!
An old man comes out of the box. "Hey, those aren't minor wishes at all! Ask for something more reasonable like a more Twitter followers!" Ah! An old man came out of the box! "Oh, sorry, it's X nowadays right?" Who cares!?
I fall on my ass, my face stuck in a shocked expression. "Wait a minute, who the hell are you!? What the hell are you!?" He didn't just come out of the shrine box like a thief either, it's like he's some sort of ghost.
Now there's a huge smile plastered on the old man's face. "Now this is the reaction one such as I deserve. Shock! Awe! The last one I talked was way too strange..." He chuckles. "Enough about that however... You ask what I am young man?" I nod, though thousand of possibilities are running through my head. The most obvious one being... a god.
He points at himself. "I'm a god!" I knew it! "And you're a human!" I know that too!
He then points at me. "Introduce yourself young man who asks for so much." He crosses his arm, a grin on his face. "Perhaps the heavens shall listen to your pray-, actually I'm here so we are already listening. Perhaps the heavens will care for your prayers." Don't admit to ignoring people like that!
If a god addresses me like that, there is only one way I can react! With a dogenza of course! So I immediately do so. Actually that's not true at all, I just keep looking at him in shock without moving a limb.
He fakes a cough. "Boy. Name. Now." Ah!
Instead of doing a dogenza like planned, my body follows its natural instincts. I spread my legs, puff my chest while making my butt very prevalent, and raise a index finger to the stars. "My name is Subaru Natsuki! I'm a usel-, I'm a NEET who is supposed to be buying instant ramen right now!" I just decided to take a quick detour, that's all.
The god nods, thankfully not commenting on my pose. "I see. By the way, what's with that pose." Nope, he did. It's just that mind tried to conjure a reality when I wasn't a embarrassment, and it sadly failed... miserably at that.
I blush bright red. "Sorry! I will kowtow a thousand times, just please don't curse my family for three hundred generations!"
He sighs in response. "Geez, I'm not that bad kid. No worries." He then awkwardly scratches his head. "Honestly, now I won't complain when people don't react with awe. Seriously, I'm no big deal." Pick a side already! Do I treat you with respect or not!?
He continues. "Anyways, Subaru Natsuki you... Asked to go towards another world, for a cheat power, and for a cute silver haired girlfriend? Are those all correct?" Wait, wait, wait... Is he actually gonna grant those!?
I nod with excitement. "Yeah sir lord supreme god!" And then another feeling passes through my mind, the feeling of guilt. "Actually... I asked for you to solve world hunger, fix climate change, and end all diseases." If this is a three wishes thing... I can't be so selfish.
Honestly, there are so many things I want to ask of him... End all wars, find me a cute silver haired elf girlfriend, give equality to everyone, find me a cute silver haired elf girlfriend, make my parents immortal, find me a cute silver haire- I really am the worst!
God extends an open palm towards me. "You definitely didn't ask for any of those things. Liar." Ah, he called me out! "Though none of it matters anyways, I can't grant your wishes. I'm a love god you see, not a... wish god." Please bring a wish god here then.
I glare at him, and then stop doing that immediately, because he is a god and therefore very scary. "Sorry, but could you please... explain why you're here then? Is this like... a god prank?" There's no way right?
Actually, I'm getting a bit excited right now, because everything I know about popular media tells me this is the start of my grand adventure! Now I can finally forget school and just... win at life! Yes, my job will be demon slaying or something!
The god shrugs. "Eh, just to check on something. You see... I may not be able to fulfill any of your wishes, but..." I knew it! There is definitely something special about this meeting! Like maybe I'm a destined hero! "Maybe you have a soulmate!" Oh!? A silver haired elf girl is on the table after all!?
I raise an eyebrow while trying to conceal my excitement, I imagine that I'm failing miserably at it. "A... soulmate? What does that mean exactly?" If we are going by the common definition, it's gonna be someone who loves me with all their heart, and I will love them with all my heart too.
Nice, maybe then I can put some effort and... Look, I'm a romantic, when I read a isekai, which is all I read nowadays, I scoff at harems. For me one girl is all a guy needs, so I'm perfectly content with a soulmate. That said a harem would be nice, because lots of girls equals lots of sex...! I'm a teenager in the end.
The god makes a serious expression. "A soulmate is... a soulmate! I mean, you definitely know the definition of it, don't you!?" He's right! I do! "Anyways, most people don't even have one, but maybe you do, so I don't mind checking it for you Subaru. Make sure to thank your lucky stars." I already do that everyday!
Still, now I'm confused about something... "Hey, what do you mean no everyone has a soulmate!? Does that mean if I don't have one, I'm doomed!?" Yep, that's what I would expect from Subaru Natsuki. Either that or my soulmate being a cockroach.
He shakes his head, immediately bringing me relief. "Of course not... love can bloom between two people who are not destined for each other, it happens all the time. All that a soulmate happens to be, is guaranteed love. You see when a girl finds her soulmate, looks him in the eyes... Immediately her heart goes doki doki! And even if she doesn't realize it, she's in love!" That actually sounds sort of scary.
He continues. "Oh, and when a guy finds his soulmate he won't realize it immediately, but eventually his heart will start to dance as they spend more and more time together." Why are guys privileged!? Is there sexism among love gods!?
Actually now that I think about it, this system has many holes and flaws. "Hey, wait a minute... What if the guy just leaves the girl...? Or what if the girl doesn't know what love is...?" A sudden realization hits me. "What if one of them was already in a relationship!?" Wouldn't that immediately become a tragic love story.
The god awkwardly looks to the side. "Don't worry about the first two questions, yep." Now I'm worrying about them! "And about the third one... Imagine a wife, she is in a happy relationship with her non soulmate husband... And then she meets a handsome, tanned foreigner, or maybe a man who happens to be the boss of her husband and also be overweight, or maybe a small child who is very well endowed..." I see were this is going and I don't like it.
I interject. "Oi, my parents are soulmates right? Right? Right!?" I don't need my life turning into something straight out of a nightmare! It already has many, many, many downs as it is!
He fakes a cough, a blush appearing on his face. "Totally, a hundred percent." Hey, didn't you just said you needed to check to see whether someone has a soulm- Shut up brain, just enjoy this escape. Besides, most people apparently don't even have one anyways.
If my mom leaves my dad for a tanned foreigner who likes beaches I'm killing this god. If my dad leaves my mom for a high schooler who asks for payment I'm killing this god. If this world is that cruel, then a bad end awaits him.
I sigh. "Just... please tell me if I have a soulmate or not." And if I do have one, please don't be a cockroach.
He nods and closes his eyes. I simply awkwardly wait for him, both hope and despair mixing in my chest. I... well, he did say that even someone without a soulmate could find a loved one, but does that really apply to Subaru Natsuki of all people?
I'm a loser who quit high school, I'm such a loser that my parents are afraid of calling me a loser, I'm a loser who needs support from destiny to find a girlfriend...! And when I reach that realization I immediately want to tell him to stop, because whether he tells me I have a soulmate or not, my spirit will be crushed either way.
But I come to that realization too late, because the god flinches and opens his eyes. "Yikes." Those are the words that come out from his mouth, and those are the words that crush my heart into a thousand little pieces.
I gasp. "Hey... just why the hell did you say that...?" That's not the reaction of a guy who found out I have no soulmate, that's the reaction of a guy who found out I have a soulenemy!
To my surprise, he immediately does a dogenza. "I'm so sorry young man! I screwed a ton this time! Like... even more than usual!" Such perfect form... I only mastered that in my late twenties...! No, I didn't! I'm not even on my twenties damn it!
It's just that the shock of his actions is scrambling my brains. "J-just what happened...?" What awful mistake did he commit!? Is my soulmate a cockroach after all!? Or is it my legendary silver haired elf girls figurines!?
The god slowly gets up. "It turns out that you do have a soulmate after all, in fact you have several." So it is as I feared... Wait you can have more than one!? "But I messed when I was assigning them, and they're all from another world, oops." Huh?
For a moment I stay silent, simply blinks in disbelief. Eventually do I get close, put my hands on his shoulders, and start shaking him. "What the hell do you mean they're from another world!? Fix whatever mess you made or I'm making a official complaint to your sponsors!" Lady Amaterasu will hear about this! If she exists, that is!
The god responds mid-shake. "I'm sorry! I don't know why, but your soul was matched with people from that place automatically for some reason! Please forgive me!" How can I forgive a massive mistake like that!? You ruined my life! Yeah, all character flaws I possess are your fault! Yeah!
I'll keep repeating yeah as many times as it takes to become true. "Just... send me to this other world then...!" My isekai fantasy will happen after all. Then I don't need to worry about school or... or everything really!
He escapes my grip, and put a hand on his chin, scratching. "Send you to another world? One full of adventures and magic? One where many beautiful women will love you...?" Now I'm getting excited! "Sorry, I can't. I'm not a different world travelling god after all."
I immediately shout in disbelief. "Just how specific are you guys!? Is there a red car god too!?"
His eyes widen. "How did you know!?" I was right!? The whole millions of gods thing was correct after all... I'm beginning to hate my people's culture and beliefs.
I sigh. "So... love is over for me huh?" Hearing all of this about destined love, and other worlds... It's like someone just dangled a million dollars in front of my face, and told me I couldn't have it. This is the worst feeling.
But maybe...! "Well, I can still fall in love with someone right? And they can still fall in love with me too..." The world isn't over yet, I actually think this outcome is the best I could have hoped for.
I'm not trash that is unworthy of love, nor am I trash that needs his hand carried to obtain love. Someway or another I was given a option that does not bruise my ego, only my expectations. So I'll find a nice girl and get married one day...!
Yeah, I decided! This meeting with a god must be some kind of message! I'm returning to school and living my life normally, because I don't have great blessings or great curses! It's like the invisible and heavy expectations that had been put on my shoulders by the world have suddenly lifted! I do not need to be like my father!
The god raises a finger. "Actually you're incapable of finding love." My hopes immediately die. "You see, you actually have many soulmates... Both as a rewards for your past life's good deeds, and because you specced all your normal romantic luck towards this... Well, I specced it, I guess. Since I made you." Die. Just die already.
I hold myself back from punching him. "Don't talk like I'm a video game character! Fix my non-existent love life...!" This is surely the worst god to ever exist.
He shrugs. "I'm honestly you didn't notice this sooner. With your luck, it's likely that a girl would immediately puke if you confessed to her, and then that day would become a trauma inside of her head for the rest of all time." And now I'm glad I didn't try getting a girlfriend before.
My eye twitches. "I guess I just never approached someone that way. It's scary you know?" Being rejected... just the thought of it sends chills down my spine. Well, I guess if I really fell for a girl, I would confess no matter what.
He pats my shoulders. "Lucky you. Anyways, since you never found your soulmate, you're gonna die a painful death. Also they're gonna die a painful death too. Sorry again!" He says that with a comforting smile.
I immediately punch his face with all my strength. "Fix this mess immediately!" I don't wanna die! I don't want my soulmates to die! This is all too... unfair! Like seriously, I take back what I said before, my life really is filled with curses!
He rubs his jaw. "Geez, it's not that easy you know? Though I guess for now I can try to contact a world travelling god or something." Just unsoulmate them and me! Why are you going for the complicated solution!?
He waves at me. "Anyways, see ya Subaru!" And then he disappears. And I'm left all alone in a dark shrine, knowing my death is near for some reason that he didn't bothet explaining... I hope I'm more lucky in the next life.
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"Welcome back Subaru!" My mom waves at me with a smile, and then that smile quickly dies out. "Hey... you didn't bring the food you went out to buy." Ah shit, I ended up forgetting about it after all that mess.
She continues. "And you also look... angry. Did something happen?" I'm that easy to read? Well, she is my mom, so she obviously knows my facial expressions better than anyone... And I'm also easy to read! A deadly combination!
I sigh. "I'm... fine. I just met an annoying old guy on the way there, he said some stuff and it pissed me off so much I forgot to buy anything." It isn't just because I got angry either, it's also a case of me being worried...
I'm apparently destined to die sad and alone, and all because of the fuck of someone else...! There's no way I would be okay after that...
My mother gasps. "Oh no! Was he a scammer? Did he touch you in any inappropriate place!?" Thankfully my luck isn't that bad. Actually it is, I should be careful when taking the train from now on.
I shake. "Nothing like that... I... Just need to go sleep already, sorry." I ignore whatever she wants to say and run back to my room. I need to be along for a moment. Or many moments really, I kinda received the biggest shock of my life.
I lock the door behind me and lay down on my bed. My head is running through thousands of thoughts per second... Should I do more research in the occult now? Gods are real after all, maybe I can find some way of surviving online. Or maybe I should start taking religion for seriously? I'm fine with paying five yen if it means I don't die. Or maybe... I should just wait and see if that love god manages to contact a world travelling god?
I close my eyes. "I really am unlucky..." And then I open my eyes. "Or maybe not!" The ceiling that greets me is a completely different one! Did that guy really keep his promise after all!? It would sure be nice if he at least showed up to say so!
I get up immediately. "I'm in another world! Probably! Let's go!" Now it's time to explore! My depressed thoughts have been thrown away into the wind baby!
I head to the big door, and prepare myself to open it. I don't exactly know where I ended up in, but maybe the love god felt like being nice and threw me inside of a castle containing a princess! And surely this princess will love me with all her heart!
The door is actually opened by another person, before I have a chance to do so. And what I'm greeted by is... a red haired woman, with red eyes and a fit body. For some reason she immediately makes me think of dogs.
A shock runs through her body, this woman might be...! Yes, she definitely is a soul mate of mine, considering she is now sporting a red blush... Well, she isn't exactly my type, since she lacks silver hair or elvish features, but I'm totally okay with thi-
Why am I flying across the air? "Why are you in my room!? Creep!" Why have I hit the ground? Why is she on top of me? Why is my face being punched!?
I try my best to cover my face and escape her wrath, I fail miserably. "Wait-wait! I can explain all of this!" I cannot explain any of this.
And maybe she realizes this, because she keeps punching me. "Shut up! How dare you make my heart race!? I already love another, much more amazing man! Damn playboy!" Ah.
My luck might really be the worst.
