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🕑 Added 2024-02-04 06:19:56 +0000 UTC

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LYZbie

This kind of reminds me of that funny moment in White Chicks where Terry Crews wakes up next to the guy he accidentally had sex with drunk and says 'Good Morning Snowflake'(because he has a White person fetish)

Dubsicle

LOL if you had to pick a character to make The Buff One I feel like it would be Elle. Small but mighty BF for the win. Also, had this idea while I was crossing the backyard last night and caught Orion out of the corner of my eye (like ya do). it's based on your username. Basically, Orion, standing like he would be for the constellation Orion (left arm up over his head like he's reaching for an arrow from a quiver on his back, right arm out holding his bow). He WAS wearing a chiton, but it's come undone and it's lying on the ground around his feet, revealing that he's wearing his signature jockstrap (with the three stars). He's also got tattoos where the rest of the stars of the constellation would go: One halfway down each thigh (the right one is Rigel), under his left armpit (Betelgeuse) (revealed by reaching for an arrow), by his right nipple, on his right shoulder (the actual star Orion), on his right wrist, one on either side of his left elbow, and two on opposite sides of his left palm. Okay, I maybe put too much thought into this, but I thought the idea of Orion accidentally showing off his jockstrap was a funny image.