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Supervillain Recruitment Script
🕑 Added 2023-03-18 18:59:01 +0000 UTCThis script was originally Meeting a SHEILD Agent, but I decided to make it fit with my Neko Supervillain universe instead of the MCU. It was day 3 of Twelve Days of Audios. Short and sweet. I like it <3
Supervillain Recruitment ASMR Roleplay
Sounds needed:
You’re five minutes late. Did a customer at the cafe hold you up?
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I would apologize for breaking into your apartment but uh… really. A fake rock hiding place works a lot better when you don’t have an apartment on the fourth floor. I put the spare key on the table there for when you find a better place.
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Ah yes, I’m an agent for a local organization of… unique individuals. Unique and powerful ones that is. Like yourself.
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You don’t know what I’m talking about well if you will look over at your TV I’ve pulled up a little video that might change your mind.
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Is that you? Seven months ago. Beating up those robbers in an alley?
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You know, I wouldn’t expect to find a cute person like you in an alley at all, let alone taking down for robbers with guns with your bare hands and… what is this? Because it looks like superpowers to me. What does it look like to you?
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And right there let’s pause and take a look, shall we? You get a little blood on your mask, and you’re not used to blood, so what do you do? You pull the mask up.
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Ah. Look there. Look at that beautiful face of yours.
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So. Would you like to keep denying the obvious until I inevitably get the truth from you or can you save us both the time and the trouble and help me out here? You have powers. But you’re obviously the new kid on the block and have no idea what you’re doing with them. No offense.
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I mean don’t get me wrong you’ve been fighting crime in a very… interesting way. You’re a little devious you know that. A little brutal. You’re no true superhero, again no offense. I mean, look at the messes you leave for the police.
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You know, they think a serial killer is on the loose. My organization has been keeping them off your back as best as we can but have you seen the news? You’re everywhere. Everyone is watching you, the heroes, the villains.
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You didn’t know that did you. You thought you were being clever. You were clever, it does look like a serial killer not an empowered individual. But let’s step back for a second.
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You killed a ton of people. Bad people, to be fair, horrible people in fact. But you still murdered them. Like totally decimated them.
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What was your game plan here? You had to have known that you’d get some attention. Not just from the police, but others with powers. You hid your tracks from civilians. But you can’t hide from the rest of us.
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I have to say, you got the superheroes union in quite the frenzy. You’re powerful, and your powers are typical of a hero, but your style… evil. Cruel, even. You play with them. Toy with them. Make them desperate, scared. It’s pretty awesome.
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Ah I’m sorry, I neglected to mention what organization I’m with. We call ourselves… well, a lot of things. No one can really decide on a name. We voted on it at one point and ended up with Sewers, which stands for So, Everyone With Every Rampage Supervillains which means nothing and sounds awful so we dropped it. Now everyone calls us something different. I call us the Supervillain League.
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That’s right. You see, while the superheroes are tiddling their thumbs trying to figure out what to do with you, we thought we’d step in and make you an offer.
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I know you’re busy so I’ll make this quick. You’re powerful. Incredibly powerful. You’ve impressed a lot of people most newly powered individuals are unable to even attract the attention of. You’ve impressed me, and I’m not easily impressed.
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Come work with us. Join the villains. You were made for it. You have to know that. You didn’t jump in to the crime rings of this city of be the good guy. Someone hurt you. Something hurt you. Heck, something might have just made you mad, whatever happened you’re out for revenge. I can see it coming a mile away, I can smell the sweet scent of revenge in the air. Join us and you’ll have twenty powerful people who want the same thing. You help us with our revenge, we help you with yours.
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What do you mean it’s not revenge. If it’s not revenge what is it? Money? Revenge can smell like money. Or power. If we’re going with the scent metaphor they all have similar scents. Like vanilla and vanilla bean totally different things but similar scents. What is it? What do you want?
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Ok and.
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Huh. So, there’s more to you than meets the eye. Or the nose as the case may, you know what never mind.
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I admire you. I really do. So hear me out for a minute.
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You’re strong. You’re skilled. And the whole world’s watching you. You could do just fine on your own, I’m sure of it. But more than you need us… we need you.
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The heroes have been breathing down our necks recently. We’re so morally gray they feel the need to paint us black just so we fit into their black and white morals. Not all of us are bad people. Sure, some are, but some of us don’t believe that evil should be locked up in jail only to be released on the streets again. We go after people the heroes won’t touch. Or won’t do anything about. Call us vigilantes, call us lawless, call us villains. We do want we have to to protect the people we care about. And, from what I can see, so do you.
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Enough monologuing. I think I’ve made my point. I’m leaving my card on the table. Think about it and… call me. But know that if you don’t call, if you don’t join, we’ll still have your back. Unless you join the heroes. Then you’re their problem.
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I do hope you call. You’d be a valuable member of the team.
Until we meet again.
