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Dec Special: DIE PARD
🕑 Added 2024-12-04 15:16:29 +0000 UTCI'm in no condition to be sitting up and drawing, but yippie ki yay, motherfrogger! If Valerie had a nickel for every time she was forced to crawl around in an air vent to foil terrorists on the eve of Yule, she'd have, like, $.05. Not worth it. Office get-togethers suck.
When We Fly (c)Kae
Welcome to the party, Val.
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Must Love Frogs
Having been to Pittsburgh several times that DOES sound incredibly dangerous
Athena's Owl
I'll see your "fat woman on a bike" and raise you "The I-279/I-376/US 19/Ft. Duquense Blvd interchange right before the Fort Pitt Tunnel on a motorcycle." Right lanes need to go left, left lanes need to go right, here's 300 feet, make it happen, and you're so hard to see you might as well be invisible. I did it ONCE. I will NEVER try that shit again.
Archibald Mirenopteryx
"Now I have a machine gun. Meow, meow, meow."
Must Love Frogs
We're putting Honi Melrose's kids through college!
Must Love Frogs
You think that sucks? Try being a fat woman on a bike. People get real murderous real fast. I mean, it's still murder one if I'm fat, my dudes!
PebbleLion
We put our favored snowmew though so very, very much. Her therapist is going to start charging us directly!
Athena's Owl
If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to kill me with malicious intent, I would have 25 cents. If I had a nickel for every time someone almost killed me through negligence, neglect, or gross stupidity (which, as we all know, is 144 times worse than ORDINARY stupidity), it would probably be somewhere in the neighborhood of $4.00. The return on investment isn't great either way.
FatherDaddy
Looks like she's been through a lot, hope she finds shoes that fit!
Must Love Frogs
"And there's blood in my eye, wtf??"
Jonathan
"I'm WAY too old for this shit! I could be ten years younger and I'd still be too old. Ouch, my back!"
Must Love Frogs
She's so festive!
Major Matt Mason
The perfect Christmas snep!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jose Rosa
Revenge for the pastries!
RaptorC
Come out to the coast we'll have a few laughs How can the same dookie happen to the same snep twice??
Must Love Frogs
That's what's on her face. The last remains of the last donut.
Jose Rosa
They better not have eaten the jelly doughnuts, or robbers aren't the only ones that are getting tossed off a building.
