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The Year Of Our Boar 2024
🕑 Added 2024-08-19 20:37:04 +0000 UTCAs of 2024, these are canon birthdays of the WwF main cast, if I were to freeze the action and decide the story is a period piece that doesn't exist in Perpetual Simpsons Time. This is for my reference and food for thought. Get your astrological predictions ready! EDIT: I already messed up and inverted the dates of Alsesta and Icy's birthdays. Sorry, fixed!
Piggy Sue: September 23, 1991
Clem: July 1, 1975
Valerie: January 3, 1981
Alsesta: December 26, 1939
Ike: March 29, 1982
Rudy: March 20, 2018
Itzel: November 17, 1979
Franzie: May 21, 1928
Red: July 30, 1980
Kittiwake: March 7, 1999
Icy: January 19, 1968
Mantiski: July 14, 2010
Agnes: February 29, 2010
Take-aways: The one to whom I'm closest in age is....drumrrrrroll....Red. I'm a few weeks older than this wealthy, urbane, professional pig person and that's just weird. Kittiwake, easily old enough to be fuckable, is too young to properly remember 9-11. Mantiski and Agnes are younger than my oldest nephew and last I checked he was a LITTLE BABY. Hell, if I would have hit the ground running, Kittiwake could be my child. Just...I ain't for that.
Also Agnes HOW IS THAT NOT A LEAP YEAR TURN IN YOUR FROG CARD NOW
Comments
Joe Pontillo
Ike has a lot of representin' to do
Must Love Frogs
There's only room for one big personality like Ike's!
Joe Pontillo
Do I only see one Aries on here?...
Must Love Frogs
We'll bulk up those noodle wings!
Must Love Frogs
Elephant years!
Major Matt Mason
Ike is almosf exactly 20 years my junior (3/24/62)....
Archibald Mirenopteryx
Clem's actually the same age, almost to the day, as my little sister is. I have the feeling Clem and I probably would get along pretty well. Icy, on the other hand, would take one look at rather stringy, dad-bod me and probably throw me straight into the nearest gym. 😂
Must Love Frogs
She. ;) And get to truckin'! We gotta take you to the zoo.
Must Love Frogs
You're closet to Icy, I think. And not far from Clem.
Archibald Mirenopteryx
And I'm sitting over here with a 1971 birthday. These are all kids to me (except Alsesta).
Athena's Owl
Like you, I'm closest in age to Red. This owl is a month and a half older than he is. I think life has spent more time slamming me upside the head with solid things, though. And I still need to get my talons on a big ol' pickup truck, and drive down Highway 40 to your neck of the woods one of these days. I'm annoyed that I missed the trip out there with my fighting group this summer.
Must Love Frogs
Yeah, after all the stress lately I needed a casual equation to work out, heh. And those born in the year of the Sloth enjoyed all the best music.
Must Love Frogs
This calls for a pool party! For the summer birthdays. Sorry Val.
Jonathan
Very smart for you to have this figured out. :) I'm closest in age to Itzel.
Must Love Frogs
Astrology buddies!
RaptorC
Hey! Franzie has the same bday as me
Badguy101
LORE! I love birthdays.
