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Reign Of The Kingstons
🕑 Added 2024-08-02 16:08:29 +0000 UTCI give you the Kingston siblings, all adoptive sons and daughters of wealthy and august Baxter and Wilhelmina Kingston (not pictured). What a fun bunch! Let's meet 'em!
Denford Kingston (Lambeosaurus): The lauded eldest son of Baxter and Wil, Denford was a totally rad and sporty kid who could bust a sick rhyme whilst grabbing a newly-popped slice of toast from midair, all from the deck of a skateboard. When he came of age, this thunder lizard joined the Army, where he met his treasured best (male) friend. How wholesome! So close were these besties that Denford eventually moved his wife and kids out west to be closer to his friend, with whom he manages a profitable chain of Church E. Chikn restaurants. He has nothing but contempt for the prodigal one. Degenerate.
Midas Kingston (Golden Tamarin): The second eldest of the dynasty was neither rad nor sporty, preferring study to sportsball. Luckily for him, his youngest sister what's-her-name proved to be the family unfavorite, so he's off the hook. Midas grew up to marry a pastor's daughter and to inherit his father in law's small church. Wil and Baxter are disappointed in Midas's piddly-ass little pulpit, when he's clearly got the (mutton) chops to run a megachurch. To his credit, Midas is a loyal family man, and he does his best to focus his congregation on the charitable aspects of the faith. Yeah, another skinny, churchy monkey man, sorry.
Constance Kingston (Condor): Middle child Constance became hooked on the idea of flight at an early age. Mom would have preferred she focus on marrying a pastor, but Constance was Daddy's favorite and could do no wrong. Upon shedding her baby fluff she joined the Air Force and today works happily as a commercial pilot. She and her hubby adopted several children, which is a big disappointment to Wil and Baxter, who believe one should produce biological children if one feasibly can. Copacetic Constance shrugs it off, as she won't be grounded. She doesn't think or care about her younger sister, as they were never close.
Itzel Tresgarras (nee Kingston): Itzel was the black /sheep/ of the family, and her slacking and smoking and running around with that Latina punk Riley were all serious counts against her. However, ain't nobody gonna be a dirty homosexual in this family, and Itzel was thrown out at age 15. In adulthood Itzel and her wife Mira Tresgarras were given a fuck-off gift with a lot of zeroes attached, with the proviso that Itzel would keep her claws off any further inheritance. This allowed Itzel and Mira to buy MacKenzie House. Itzel is not involved with any of the Kingstons, except maybe...
Nicholas "Nicky" Kingston (Caribou): While his siblings are close in age, Nicky is truly the baby of the family, a full eight years younger than Itzel. Nicky and Itzel were the best of buddies, as she cheerfully took on the role of his minder and playmate. Nicky was devastated when Itzel was excommunicated from the clan, and in his heart he never accepted the idea that his favorite sibling could be bad. To cope, the young buck got into sports and grew beloved of the community, eventually following his mother into the field of orthodontics. He and his wife do not want children, preferring to spoil their /dogs/; Baxter and Wil are apoplectic. Nicky insists they'll get over it, and perhaps they'll even live to get over the fact that he MIGHT break his chains and go looking for his cast off, beloved sister. Hell, everyone knows that the gays hang around MacKenzie House.
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Must Love Frogs
What a wholesome friendship! Itzel could never!
Jose Rosa
Denford and his dude bro hit the Turkish baths often to talk about business and such. Can't go home with all that pent up frustration. It wouldn't be fair to the lil' woman back home.
Must Love Frogs
This may sound disconcerting, but I'm basing the majority of Wil and Baxter's hijinks on actual experiences I've had with real people. I have seen some hypocrisy that would make you laugh your ass off so you don't cry. That said, Wil and Baxter only adopted because they couldn't have children any other way. They might have thought they wanted a family, but they really wanted a congregation. If Constance and her man COULD, presumably, have bio kids, they ought to go forth and multiply.
WeirdAsIzzie
The irony of Wil and Baxter being disappointed in Constance and her husband adopting instead of having bio kids is really funny to me.
Must Love Frogs
Closetosaurus Rex up in here
Haley Riggs
Totally not fruity to move yourself and your family across the country for your “male best friend.”
Jonathan
I hope nicky and Itzel can reconnect and patch things up.
