Look Well, Look Well, O Newts
🕑 Added 2023-02-19 11:36:08 +0000 UTCYan would rather drink a beer than win father of the year. Baby Yunan's first words, I presume, were "this fuckin' guy".
Some have asked me if Yunan had a second parent. Yan originally fed his daughter a line that the noble Lady Longclaw died tragically in childbirth. When Yunan didn't buy that, Yan doubled back and stated that her hussy mother threw the baby at him and told them both to go kick rocks. If he can be believed at all, I'm leaning towards the latter.
Back when Yunan still had her baby gills, Yan still had two arms. Now we know!
I was born standing up and talking back... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbI3G7t7pkc
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Must Love Frogs
I'm just glad he didn't keep her, honestly. She'd be horribly abused or a chip off the old evil block, or both. At least the nuns at Ye Olde Eft Orphanage were nice enough.
Jonathan
It's a wonder Yunan's as well-adjusted as she is. Poor kid. :( I must now go beat the shit out of both parents. Won't be a moment!
Markus Frisén
Yunan probably wouldn't hold back singing along to that one.
Markus Frisén
My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack Because I'm evil, my middle name is misery Well I'm evil, so don't you mess around with me